ALTERNATE ENDING (An alternate weird ending to the story that is not canon in this fic whatsoever since it excludes the Saku part of the ending and has different rnfinh of the Silabus/Zelkova scene and a different version of the AzureKnights/Kaede scene):
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It was midnight now in The World, and Silabus and Zelkova were still making out on the docks with heated passion. However, as the older of the two boys looked up, something out in the ocean caught his eye. The water was splitting in a way that indicated a giant object/creature/person just beneath the surface was rushing towards them at high speeds.
"Hey, Zelkova...look at that." Silabus said.
Just as Zelkova sat up to see what it was, something huge burst out of the waves and flew only about three inches over their heads, landing a few feet away from their position. Shaking, Silabus and Zelkova both turned around to see what it was that almost beheaded them.
It was a giant clam.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Slowly, the clam began to open...and Bo was sitting inside, looking bored out of his mind. A very drunk Hetero was lying unconscious next to the small boy with an empty sake bottle in his hands.
"B...B...BO, YOU'RE ALIVE!" Silabus exclaimed happily, still a bit confused about the whole 'giant clam' thing.
Bo scoffed and jumped out of the clam, saying, "Of course I'm alive, you idiot! It's not like I actually died when I jumped into your Data-Drain beam! This IS only a net game, after all!"
"...What's with Hetero?" Zelkova asked, pointing at the sleeping red-haired weirdo.
Bo shrugged. "I dunno. I was just having a grand old time in my clam here, when he just barges in and demands alcohol; and you know me, I never turn someone down from a drink, so I gave in and handed him a whole bottle of sake. Then, he pressed the 'turbo boost' button and we ended up flying out of the ocean and crash-landed here! Go figure!"
Silabus and Zelkova blinked a few times, trying to wrap their minds around Bo's explanation.
"So, you were inside a giant clam at the bottom of the ocean..."
"Yeah."
"Then Hetero appeared..."
"Yeah."
"You let him in and gave him sake..."
"Yeah."
"And now you're here."
"Yeah."
"I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND IT," Silabus cried as he pulled Bo into a hug, "BUT WELCOME BACK, BUDDY! I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU! LET'S GO BACK TO THE RAINBOW GUILD RIGHT NOW AND TELL EVERYONE-"
Bo shook his head and replied, "Silabus, I'm ending my membership to the Rainbow Guild."
Silabus stared at him like he was crazy.
"W...W...What?" the poor man stammered in confusion.
Bo sighed and turned his eyes away. "Listen...I'm not gay anymore. I don't want to be gay ever again. I'm now as straight as a stick, and I like it this way. So...I'm sorry."
Turning his back to them, Bo began to walk away.
Zelkova shook his head in disappointment, but Silabus...he wasn't going to let things end this way.
Closing his eyes, Silabus began to focus all of his emotions and energy until...
"SUBALIS!!"
"What the-? Silabus, what are you doing? Stop-"
Bo spun around just in time as he was engulfed by Subalis' Data-Drain beam.
"DAMN YOU TO HELL, YOU FUCKIN' SUNOVABITCH!" Bo screamed before his PC blew apart and his player's sexual orientation was reverted back to its original status.
Turning back into his normal form, Silabus clapped his hands together and exclaimed, "There we go! When he logs back on again, he'll be forced to continue being a true member of the Rainbow Guild!"
"Damn, Silabus...that was hardcore." Zelkova muttered before pulling his older lover into a passionate kiss.
After almost a month of waiting, it was finally time. Azure Kite glanced to his brother Azure Balmung, who glanced at Azure Orca, who glanced back at Azure Kite. They were standing before a small cafe in Mac Anu, and Kaede was waiting inside to speak with all three of them.
"Do you think she'll take all three of us?" Azure Kite asked worryingly.
"Stop being so negative! Everything will work out fine!" Azure Balmung replied.
"Mmm...I hope they sell muffins here..." Azure Orca muttered, trying to keep himself from drooling.
Taking in a deep breath, the three Azure Knights entered the cafe and saw Kaede sitting at a large four-person table, sipping a cup of coffee.
"Hey, Kaede!" Azure Kite exclaimed as he and his two brothers rushed over and sat next to her.
Placing her cup down, Kaede coughed into her fist before saying, "So...I believe we should bring a conclusion to what had started between us before that strange sudden interruption..."
"Damn right we should!" Azure Balmung said.
"W-Well," Kaede said, blushing, "I'm not sure if you three seem to understand this, but...I definitely cannot love all three of you at once."
Azure Orca gasped. "W-Why not?"
"Because there's one of me and three of you! That's why!" Kaede snapped.
"We can share you." Azure Balmung offered.
Kaede shook her head. "No; real love doesn't work that way. If I am to love any of you, it can only be one."
"THAT SUCKS!" Azure Orca exclaimed.
"So..." Azure Kite asked, "Which one of us do you like the best?"
"Who said I even liked any of you three as more than friends?" Kaede asked back, to which Azure Kite had no answer.
Smiling at the Azure Knight's shyness, Kaede grabbed Azure Kite by the collar and pulled him close to her face.
"Fine. It's you I want...you're way cuter than angel boy or naked man over there!" Kaede purred, causing Azure Kite to turn deep red.
"I'M NOT AN ANGEL BOY!" Azure Balmung snapped.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME THAT? SO I DON'T WEAR A SHIRT; I'M NOT ACTUALLY NAKED, DAMMIT! I DON'T HAVE A CENSOR BAR OVER MY CROTCH, DO I?" Azure Orca cried.
Azure Balmung glanced down and said, "Yeah, you do."
Azure Orca slammed his head on the table and broke down crying.
While Kaede was now making out furiously with Azure Kite, who was trying his best not to lose consicousness, the two other heartbroken Azure Knights looked around and noticed two female players chatting nearby:
Natsume and Asta.
"C'mon, brother," Azure Balmung said as he got up, "We're gonna bag some chicks of our own!"
"I want the one who's actually a boy in real life!" Azure Orca demanded (FYI it's Asta he's talking about).
"Whatever..." muttered the winged man.
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"Azure Kite..."
"Yes...Kaede?"
"Let's get married."
"...OKAY!"
And now, for real this time, the story is over.