Author's note: Ok! So this is another story I'm starting on. My friend gave me an idea during humanities class in school so I decided to continue it and develop more on the idea. Submit a review and tell me what you think! Ok, I'm STILL not sure whether or not I have to write a disclaimer's thingy!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, all characters belong to Kishimoto.

Chapter 1

"Ewww! You sick bastard! I can't believe you brought these kinds of books into a temple!"

Jiraiya scoffed and stuffed his "books" back into his travel pack. "Silly boy! You don't know the arts of my works! The passion! The heat! The lov-"

"Shut up!" Naruto yelled as he covered his ears and ran out of the room. He slammed the sliding door closed and wandered over to Kiba. He smiled as he saw his hard working friend chopping firewood in the courtyard.

"Hey Kiba!"

Kiba looked up from the chopped wood and put his ax down.

"Yo! Naruto, wassup?"

Naruto rolled his sky blue eyes. "Jiraiya's here…"

Kiba laughed and sat down on a little stool he had. He wiped the perspiration off his forehead and guzzled down a bottle of water.

"Dude, get used to it, man! He's your uncle. I guess he can't help being perverted. After all he has to be perverted for his job."

"Well, first of all, I hardly call writing porno books a job, and second of all, writing porno books for a living is so not cool. And the he always tires to get me to read his stuff. It's despicable and disgusting!"

"Did someone say my name?" Naruto groaned as he heard his uncle's voice behind him. "Young man, do not criticize my works just because you can't appreciate it!"

"Have you come to torture me?!?" Naruto moaned. He ran and hid behind Kiba glancing at Jiraiya suspiciously.

"No! I did not come to torture you!" The slim blonde let out a sigh of relief. "Why rush it when I have the whole weekend? I think I'll save some fun for later." Naruto's eyes widened in a mixture of fear and shock. He screamed and ran off almost tripping over the laughing dog boy. Kiba's stomach hurt from so much laughing. It was always a hilarious scene when Jiraiya and his nephew came together. Being born in the country side and raised in a temple, Naruto was purely innocent and simple-minded. Ironically his personality was loud and obnoxious.

Kiba's eyes watered as he regained his calmness. He gave a last laugh and walked over to Jiraiya, smirking.

"So, you got the stuff?"

"You got the money?" Jiraiya said as he unzipped his travel pack.

Kiba grinned as he saw the stacks and stacks of XXX books. He took a bunch of bills out of his back pocket and handed them to Jiraiya. The old man smiled and shook his head.

"Keep the money, kid. Just watch over my silly nephew."

Kiba whistled and a big tan dog with floppy ears cam running. "Hey, Akamaru! I'm gonna need an extra hand to help me carry al these sweet books!" Akamaru barked as Kiba took the XXX books out of the bag Jiraiya gave him. The old man waved good bye and left whistling a little tune. Kiba smiled and looked at the spot where Naruto was a while ago.

"Really baka," he whispered, smiling, "You don't know how lucky you really are to have an uncle who cares so much about you."

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Naruto yawned and rubbed his still half-closed eyes. He crawled out of bed and groggily walked into his bathroom. He turned on the faucet. Sleepily, he accidentally turned on the cold water side. He splashed his face and his eyes shot wide opened. He screeched completely woken up by the ice cold water.

Somewhere in the temple a lazy boy with a pony tail rolled his eyes. If you had known Naruto the clumsy blonde long enough, you'd be used to these sudden outbursts of energy and childish screams. Everybody was used to it.

The blonde now completely awake and energized slipped on a simple brown robe. His duty in the temple wasn't much. It was only to lead the visitors to the main temple praying room. It was a fairly easy job. His social skills, energy, and sweet, sweet smile all added up to one thing: perfect host.

"Welcome! Please follow me and I'll lead you to the main temple!" The visitors smiled. It was an old couple. You could tell they were still deeply in love by the way they were still holding each other's hands tightly. Naruto walked them to the temple while giving them a brief history lesson about the temple. Usually people came here for the authentic old structures and to pray in the small Konoha temple, once in a while, people came out of desperation.

There was a legend that if you took a bath in the all natural hot spring inside the Konoha Temple and prayed everyday inside the temple, you would find your inner peace and happiness, you would be able to heal form any illness. Naruto had never witnessed such a miracle but he truly believed in it.

The old couple entered the praying temple and thanked Naruto. He grinned and bounced back to the entrance to welcome more visitors. When he got near the double wooden doors he stopped dead in his tracks. Iruka, the head monk, had a crying, hysterical woman in his arms. He was trying to calm her down but nothing seemed to help. The courtyard was really big so her cries echoed and bounced off the walls.

"Please! Oh please, o' great monk! Save my son! He's on the verge of going crazy! Please! This temple and its legend hot spring was my last hope! I can't live with myself when I see him like that!"

Iruka wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Ma'm, please stop crying! You can sit down and explain your situation." Naruto raised his eyebrows over this situation. He was about to walk over and help the poor guy out when a tall well-built man ran in through the tall double doors. He burst in and ran over the frantic woman.

"Aunt! Please calm yourself down! We were looking all over for you! You disappeared with a little note. You had no idea how worried we were! Come, lets go home."

The woman shook her head while more tears streamed down her face. "No, no, no!" She yelled like a little kid. "He must take a bath here and stay here! Or he can never get better!"

"Aunt," the silver haired man sighed. Naruto looked at this man and squinted his eyes. It was quiet interesting to see someone talk through a mask when it was 75 degrees hot. "If we don't bring you back, everybody would get worried. Now, come with me. The others are waiting in the car outside." Naruto inched closer. The dark-haired woman was crying even harder now.

"Kakashi!" she screeched, "Please! Please let me do this!"

Hearing his name from his aunt Kakashi's eyes widened, and his grip on her loosened. It's been a while since his aunt has said anyone's name. He regained his senses.

"Aunt, you remember my name…?" She used her long sleeve and wiped away her tears like a little kid.

"Kakashi, I have always remembered you. You and everybody else!"

"But! For the past week you've been acting like you don't even know us! What's happening?" She reached up to his face and stroked his cheek lovingly. The, her smile disappeared and she frowned. All of a sudden she raised her other hand and smacked him across the face. Naruto winced and whispered to himself,

"Ouch, gotta feel bad for the poor guy, man."

Kakashi's jaw dropped. "Aunt! What was that for?!?"

"You bastard! I'm PMsing! (ME: BTW for all the people who don't know what that means, it means period. :D)What do you expect? Can't you tell when a woman's in her time of month and is emotionally unstable?!?"

That was it! Naruto couldn't hold back the laughter. He bursted out laughing as heard as he can without peeing in his pants. The whole thing happened because she was PMsing..? Naruto wiped his watery eyes and walked away, still chuckling. This day was full of surprises and was turning out to be funnier each moment.