Disclaimer: I only own my muse and the plotline, nothing else.

AN: I really, really wanted to do a humor fic with Sephiroth and the silver haired trio, so I did. There won't being any pairings, because they're all kids.

Warnings: Random humor and all that jazz

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Sephiroth's POV

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Up until I was ten my life was great.

I had amazing parents, ones who were willing to ignore my pyromania and violent tendencies and sometimes, even encourage them.

I had great friends. Vincent, the paintball-gun-toting psychopath, Reno the friendly neighborhood pyromaniac, Zack, the town idiot's son, Cloud, the blonde with sharp objects, Tseng, the local ninja wannabe, Rufus, the rich boy, Rude, the bald kid, and various others in various states of sanity and notoriety.

What I did not have was a sibling, which I thanked every deity for. From my experience with my friend's siblings, whether younger or older, brothers or sisters, they tended to make one's life living hell.

And I was about to get three.

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TBC

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Ages:

Sephiroth - - - 10yrs

Vincent - - - 12yrs

Reno - - - 8yrs

Zack - - - 9yrs

Cloud - - - 7yrs

Tseng - - - 9yrs

Rufus - - - 7yrs

Rude - - - 9yrs

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Well what do you think?