Five Times Dean Claimed They Weren't Related

1.

The little fucker peed his pants on the first day of school. Dean was ten and totally didn't want to get lumped together with him.

2.

When they were in high school, Dean was flirting with not one, not two, but three cheerleaders and one of his hands was on one girl's back, his fingers dipping down the back of her pants a little and she was totally letting him do it.

"Dean!" Sam, geek extraordinaire, was carrying five books and walking quickly down the hall when he suddenly tripped and landed face-first on the floor.

There were some giggles and some jerk kicked one of Sam's books.

Dean tried not to groan or run to Sam and pick him up off the ground.

"Do you know that kid?" one of the girls asked in a tone that clearly stated he would not be getting any action if he did.

"I helped him once and the little nerd won't leave me alone." He herded the girls away from Sam as he began to pick his stuff off the floor.

He turned back once to see the most heart-wrenching look on Sam's face.

Dean never did something like that again.

3.

"I'm Officer Chuck Negron."

"I'm Officer Michael Balzary."

"I'm Rick Savage from Child Services."

"I'm Ben Gibbard."

Rarely, rarely, did they ever actually admit to being brothers. They probably had one set of fake ids that claimed they were brothers and it had been years since they used them, mostly since Sam had been seventeen when he took the picture for it.

4.

"Did you just quote some dead guy's poem at me?" Dean asked incredulously.

"That was by Elizabeth Browning. A woman," Sam said.

"Who the fuck are you?"

Sam threw something at Dean that he ducked.

"You throw like a girl too." Dean got Sam in the head when he wasn't looking.

"Why are you such an ass sometimes?"

"You were adopted."

5.

Dean leaned on the counter and Sam hung back near the car.

"One king or two queens?" The man behind the counter asked.

Dean hesitated for all of two seconds before answering. "One king."

The guy cast a look at Sam and then looked back at Dean.

He just gave the guy a smirk and slid his credit car across the counter.

When he came back out with the room key he shook it at Sam and said, "Come on, bitch, we've got a single, giant bed waiting for a work-out."

Sam smiled, snatched the key and dragged Dean to the room.