Hey guys, this is just a oneshot of a scenario I've wondered about. Basically, the Cullens all sign into a chatroom, as does Bella. So, here's the list of who's who in the chatroom. Though, the names do give hints.

I don't own Twilight or New Moon. And in saying that, sadly, I do not own Edward Cullen. It's vice versa. If I did own Twilight, New Moon and Edward Cullen, I'd know what happens in Eclipse. And I'd have a hot vampire boyfriend.

Bella - im not clumsy…the floor just hates me

Edward – a thousand pennies for your thoughts…?

Emmett – ivant2suckyourblood…vlahahaha!

Alice – aliceinshoppingland

Jasper – i feel your pain

Rosalie – (Princess Rose)

Yes, I know. All are very original. Anyways, onto the story! Please review, if not for me, for Edward Cullen (or whichever Cullen you like. Personally I'm in love with Edward, but I have a friend who really likes Emmett, a reviewer who really likes Jasper, and another friend who said if they were older, they'd like Carlisle.)

Just A Little Bit Dramatic