This is my first attempt at Star Wars fics and my first attempt at humor. Its AU where everyone knows about Padme and Anakin and the twins are three years old. Yes, I know its stupid. Its supposed to be. Enjoy!

Someone important was on the holotransmitter, waiting not-so-patiently for Padme, Anakin was late for a meeting with the Council, and Luke and Leia were crying for some breakfast.

"I'm huuuuuuuuuungry!" Luke said in one long, continuous whine.

"Luke is a very whiny child," commented Obi-Wan, who was waiting for Anakin. They were going to fly to the meeting together. Anakin glared at him in reply, throwing a piece of toast to Leia.

"I don't like butter on my toast!" Leia yelled.

"I'm huuuuuuuuuungry!"

"A vacation sounds good," Padme sighed.

"Yeah," Anakin agreed mournfully.

"So why don't we take one?"

"What?"

"A vacation! Why don't we take a vacation?"

"I don't know. I didn't think Jedi were allowed to take vacations. Are they, Obi-Wan?" Anakin asked.

"Well, I never heard that they couldn't..." Obi-Wan said.

"I'll address it in the council meeting today," said Anakin, "Just you and me Padme...No responsibilities..."

"Sounds great!" said Padme.

That night, Padme came into the apartment, laden with travel brochures.

"What did the Council say about our vacation?" she asked Anakin excitedly.

"They said the same thing Obi-Wan did," said Anakin.

"Good! I have these brochures...And I found the perfect little planet! It's called Earth," said Padme.

"Earth, huh?"

"Yeah. They aren't very technologically advanced. In fact, they just recently figured out how to travel to their own moon!" said Padme.

"That's pretty pathetic," said Anakin.

"Yeah, it is," Padme agreed, "But not many people go there. It'll be a rustic expierence. Just you and me," said Padme.

"Sounds great!" said Anakin dreamily.

"It's in a galaxy called the Milky Way. It's pretty far away. In fact, I think you would say that the galaxy is far, far away," Padme said.

"So now all we have to do is find a baby-sitter for Luke and Leia!"

Short little introduction chappie...Next chapter: The Hunt for a Baby-Sitter!