If you don't plan on reviewing my first oneshot, go away! If you do, please remember, if you review, you get imaginary money! This was just something I wrote to get my brain thinking since Spring Break is almost over.

Disclaimer: Do I want to ignore the reality that I don't own Howl's Moving Castle and title's related? Who wouldn't? Seriously though. Who wouldn't?


It was dark outside. He was waiting for Justice, his new girlfriend, to come. She was a beautiful lady of 18. With blue eyes and blond hair, she was one of

the prettiest girls he had dated. He had met only once before and was sure she was the one. Howl was so sure of her sparkling personality and handsome

looks. Yes, he thought, She is the only one I want. Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong! Oh! The chime for eight o'clock! Justice would be here soon!

"Howl! I'm right behind you!" he heard Justice shout in that lovely voice of hers. She was here! He turned around slowly savoring the moment. Before he

could glance her face, she kissed him with much passion. She broke away, and he saw her face. It was hideous!

"Sweet Howl. I can explain." Justice stammered out. Howl's face had gone paler than ... well I can't think of anything that was paler than Howl right then!

"Pray tell what happened to that precious face of yours." Howl said, sounding queer.

"Well, It was a spell. I bought it from a wizard to seduce you because I knew we were right for each other. But now that we are together, we can live

happily ever after, just like in stories! Right?" Justice whimpered. She would never be with her only love.

"Justice, I must go away for a lifetime job. You can find someone who is better than me to love and cherish. You will live on, as I might hope you to.

Farewell, beloved Justice! I shall miss thee eternally!" Howl lied to the star-strucken girl. He ran off toward the castle, happy he would never have to see

her again! Perhaps she was the one who had bought the beauty potion from Micheal. Oh well, she is just like the three hundred girls before. Behind him!

He heard Justice frantically call "Don't leave me Howl!"

"I'm sorry, love! I couldn't bear to bring you into my mess! Goodbye!" 'Howl, you are being a seriously clever!' He thought to himself. Soon he would be rid

of this terrible memory. Howl walked in his door, one of the few that led to the moving castle.

"Micheal, Calcifer! We're moving!" he announced to the fire demon and the apprentice.


Thank you for reading! If you don't review, you know how much I hate you! It was my first oneshot. You'll hurt my feelings. Begins to cry But if you review, I might love you! (like a sibling!) Bye Bye!