Title: Bunny Paradise.
Summary: What happens when Kakashi wakes up as a fluffy white bunny? On his way to find his students two Chunnins decide to adopt him! Can Team 7 figure out what's happened to their Sensei and save him before mating season? Hold on, Sakura has buck teeth? KakaXSaku
Rating: M
Genre(s): Humor/Romance
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto... Or a monkey )-:
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Kakashi twitched his nose, his eyes shut. Why was sleeping on a bed suddenly so uncomfortable?
This doesn't feel as good as it did last night... Maybe it's time to wake up?
He opened an eye and took a look at the clock on his bedside drawer, next to the picture of Team 7.
I was supposed to meet Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto an hour ago.
He shut his eyes again and yawned. Something was wrong...
Where'd my mask go?
Suddenly images of his students satisfied faces formed in his minds eye. Sakura leaning against the wall across him, her eyes shut and a small smile on her face. Naruto's arms crossed on the edge of his bed, with a "Mission accomplished" grin. And Sasuke, Sasuke's was the worst. Now at nineteen(Like Sakura and Naruto) his eyes holding that cocky look only he could pull off, holding Kakashi's mask between his index finger and thumb, his other arm crossed over his chest.
It horrified him that he hadn't sensed any of their chakra. Sure Sasuke and Sakura had good control and Naruto had gotten much better, but still.. Maybe he was getting too old?
NOOOO!! he shouted, jumping out of his bed.
He blinked. No one was in his room, but his room, oh his room... It had grown!!
...I wonder if this means there's going to be an increase in the rent.
Next he noticed that when he had 'shouted' he'd actually... Squeaked.
Something was definitely wrong.
Suddenly two large furry tube sort of things fell on to his face.
What the...? Where'd these come from? Funny, they look a lot like... But they can't be, It's impossible. Of course it would explain why my clothes along with my mask's on my bed and five times my size, along with my room. And why I can't seem to reach my bed. Ah- Almost- Just... a bit further... Yes!
As he reached out for his mask he noticed two fluffy paws reaching out.
He stopped, they stopped.
He waved his right hand. The right paw waved back.
He clapped his hands. The two paws made contact and he could feel their fur against each other.
He gulped and jump off of his bed, landing on all fours. He raced as fast as his tiny paws would let him, straight in to the bathroom.
Thank God I never learned the habit of closing doors after myself. Well, except the front door. It would've been pretty stupid to not close that.
Once in the bathroom, he'd now deducted that he was, in fact, a bunny. But he had to make sure that it was a bunny and not.. a fox, or something.
He jumped on to the sink, twitched his nose, looked up in to the mirror and gave a loud, thundering, mother of all squeak.
I need to get myself back to normal! Of course, being a rabbit would have it's advantages somehow...
Mental flash:
Bunny Kakashi frolicked in a field of colorful flowers for a while. Then a fox appeared and ate him.
End mental flash thing.
Kakashi quickly hopped to the window, his eyes wide in horror.
I need to get to someone. Sakura, Sasuke or even Naruto. But what if they come to look for me here..?
He hopped to his desk, after a while he'd managed to pull it open.
There, sat a few sheets of plain paper and a couple of pens. A few more minutes later he'd gotten hold on a pen and was pressing it hopelessly against the sheet.
Fifteen minuter later he'd come up with a few wobbly written words; 'I now bunny help'.
He shook his head, knowing that Sakura would probably laugh herself silly at the sight.
And off he took, out of the window in to the jungle known as Konoha.
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"He isn't coming." sad Sakura finally. "It's already 7pm, he should have been here at dawn."
"I bet he forgot again." said Naruto, his arms behind his back.
"Well, let's go remind him." said Sakura. She'd not completely gotten over her crush on Sasuke but it was obvious she wasn't his type. And it was obvious who was. She looked at Naruto with a little bit of jealousy. The Kyuubi was as oblivious to it as he was to Hinata's affection.
Of course, only Sakura and Kakashi had noticed Sasuke's change towards Naruto. She doubted anyone else was close enough to. She and Kakashi hadn't spoken about it. They didn't need to.
Besides, if someone over heard the whole village would know about it and Sakura was having too much fun watching Ino try to grab Sasuke's attention when it was obvious to her Sasuke just wanted to grab Naruto's ass.
It still hurt.
And her love life wasn't exactly great either. At 19, she was still a virgin and her last boyfriend wasn't exactly interested enough in her to have sex. Nor was he special enough to be her first in her opinion.
Sasuke grunted, bringing her out of her thoughts. "Let's go."
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"Oh! Did you see that?" asked Azra suddenly.
Gina yawned. They'd just gotten back from a B Class mission, the last thing she wanted to do was see something. Actually she wanted to see nothing. She wanted to curl up in her blankets and dream about the young ANBU man with bright red hair and mesmerizing emerald eyes.
Suddenly Azra sprung off.
Gina didn't feel like chasing her, she knew how useless it would be. She was stronger then Azra, but Azra definitely did better in speed.
I wonder where she gets her energy.
She shook her head and noticed three people walking in the same direction her friend had just started in.
A blond haired boy, a raven haired boy and a... Pink haired girl?
She shook her head and laughed silently to herself.
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Azra held the object of her affection in her arms, a fluffy white bunny, with one pink eye and a dark one. "I LOVE BUNNIES!" she shouted, making a few bystanders jump out of the way. "I think I'm going to call you Fluffelia!"
Kakashi's left eye twitched.
I need to get away from this... girl-child.
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Cat: Heheh, another Kakashi based fanfic! I fiqured since the other one did so well, and KakaXSaku is my fav pairing, why not? Also, erm, I KNOW I own Azra... I think I own Gina. o.o;