Title: Never Faithful

Genre: Romance/General

Rating: T

Pairing: Horohoro X Anna, hinted Yoh X Ren

Summary: Neither Yoh or Anna were all that faithful in their relationship. Horohoro X Anna in 30 sentences. Warning: CRACK PAIRING AND SOME YOH X REN YAOI! Please R & R!

Anna was tough, but Horohoro was able to stand whatever she threw at him.

2. Kiss

Much to Horohoro's dismay, Anna's kisses never lasted very long.

3. Love

'Who do I love? Yoh...or Horohoro?'

4. Comfort

When Anna walked in on Yoh and Ren making love, she found comfort in Horohoro's arms.

5. Guilt

She didn't feel more guilty about having an affair with Horohoro than Yoh did with Ren.

6. Miss

Horohoro wasn't sure whether he missed his mother's cooking or Anna more as he and his friends prepared for the Shaman Tournament.

7. One

As he finished preparations, Horohoro shared one final kiss with Anna before setting off.

8. Screen

The relationship Yoh and Anna had was like a screen that hid the real truth...

9. Lose

Anna poked Horohoro in the forehead and muttered, "If you lose your payment again, I'm gonna make you wish you were never born!"

10. Death

As Anna's eyes closed for the last time, she thought about the man she had always wanted, but could never have...

11. Candy

"Come on, have some candy!" "Get that crap out of my face and start training!" "Crud..."

12. Hair

On their first day as a married couple, Anna pulled Horohoro into the bathroom and began cutting his spiky hair.

13. Things

"You know, I like the little things about you..." Horohoro remarked as he and Anna laid in bed together. Anna looked at him and asked, "Like what?" Horohoro was about to respond, but then he remembered that he wasn't exactly sure what those 'little things' were yet.

14. Knew

For some reason, Horohoro seemed to be the only one who understood how hard it was for Anna to be an itako and support someone who doesn't even really love her.

15. Fear

He would never admit it, but Horohoro's greatest fear was losing the woman he loved to his best friend...

16. Beautiful

"Do you...really think I'm beautiful?"

17. Cute

Horohoro caught Anna's oncoming fist and remarked, "You know, you're really cute when you're angry!"

18. Ugly

Yoh was kind of confused why Horohoro punched him for calling Anna 'ugly'.

19. Confess

When Yoh finally confessed to his relationship with Ren, he didn't expect Horohoro to reveal his secrets as well.

20. Everywhere

Everywhere he looked, all Horohoro saw was his sweet, sweet Anna...

21. Chocolate

When Anna noticed a smudge of chocolate on Horohoro's bottom lip, she took up the task of cleaning it up.

22. Marriage

When Horohoro had mistakenly thought Anna was going to be his wife, both of them actually considered the possibility for a second.

23. Song

Anna was left speechless when Horohoro came to her doorstep and began singing to her.

24. Ring

Both were silent as the ring was slipped gently onto a small finger.

25. Memory

He was always in her memories - until he helped her make new ones.

26. Cover

"Please cover yourself..." Horohoro begged, his face red.

27. Promise

"Promise me you'll come back one day..." Anna whispered as she confronted Horohoro for the last time before his long journey back home. Horohoro pulled her into a hug and whispered, "I promise."

28. Dream

They were always together, even in their dreams.

29. Sex

Anna wouldn't openly admit it, but Horohoro was WAY better in bed than Yoh will ever be.

30. Supernova

The small smiles Anna gave every now and then was like the brilliance of a thousand million stars.