Title: Mornings With Soi
Author: Hiyonokat33
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of the characters.
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Soi: Welcome to Mornings With Soi.
Audience: (applause)
Ichigo: (in the audience) Hey! Why does Soi get to be in the interview chair!! I want to be in the interview chair!!!
Soi: Shut up, and your head stays on.
Ichigo: (backs off) Okay, okay.
Soi: Our guest today is Byakuya! Welcome to the show.
Byakuya: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Soi: So…Byakuya, I hear you're coming out with a clothing line.
Byakuya: Yes, it's coming this summer.
Soi: Uh-huh…Oh! I hear you're in a movie.
Byakuya: Yup.
Soi: It's called Pride and Prejudice.
Byakuya: Yup.
Soi: What's it about?
Byakuya: Pride and prejudice.
Soi: I know the name but what's it about.
Byakuya: It's about this loser who sits around, eating chips, watching Mornings With Soi.
Soi: GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
Byakuya: Whatever. I wanted to leave this place, anyway.
Soi: And, now, our next guest…Yoruichi!!!!!!
Audience: (crazy applause)
Byakuya: You can't just kick me out like that.
Soi: (kicks him off of chair) I just did. Please sit, Yoruichi!
Yoruichi: (smiles) Hello.
Soi: So, Yoruichi, I hear you have a new clothing line out called Kitty Kitty Meow Meow.
Yoruichi: No, that's Byakuya's clothing line.
Soi: ….ew.
Yoruichi: I have a new fragrance coming out, though. It's called Feline.
Soi: Well, Byakua said it smells like dirty cat.
Byakua: A.k.a, like you.
Soi: DIDN'T WE ALREADY THROW THIS GUY OUT?!
Rukia: No, he took Ichigo's place.
Byakuya: Hehe…can't say anything to me now, huh?
Zabimaru: (pushes Byakuya out of seat) Get out of my face, you dirty man.
Byakuya: WHAT?!
Soi: Even the monkey's more polite than you.
Byakuya: Well…I have a new perfume, too. It's called Hound.
Soi: Um…and Ichigo said he's making one called Flounder.
Zabimaru: And I have one, too, that's called Baboon and it smells like bananas.
Yoruichi: My fragrance smell like raspberries.
Byakuya: So does mine!
Yoruichi: Well, I don't think that people will buy a nice-smelling perfume that has the name Hound.
Soi: Oh, I guess we ran out of time! Thank you for watching Mornings With Soi!!!
Byakuya: Wait!!! Don't forget to buy Hound!!!
END
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Hiyonokat: Thanks for reading, and please review!!
Soi: And let's thank Hiyono's sister for helping her write this story.
Hiyonokat: You can request a character to appear on the show, or a even a celebrity!
Byakuya: Whaaat? Ok, then, I request K-Fed!!! I LOVE YOU, K-FED!!!
(silence)
Random kid: That's creepy!!!