Shinobi Prince
Chisumi: Sorry for the late update, folks. I got addicted to Ichiruki.
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Sakura flopped down to her bed tiredly. Having a talking cub in her room might sound exciting, but dammit, it was getting old now.
"I mean, can't you do ANYTHING?" Sakura whined to Sasuke.
The cub frowned. Seriously this girl ahs been bugging him ever since the dinner incident, it's not his fault that he couldn't show her his awesome ninja skills. "What, you want me to fly?"
The emerald-eyed girl gasped inwardly. "Can you?"
"Yes, and I can also spit fireballs out of my mouth." Sasuke said sarcastically- wait, wait a minute. He COULD spit fireballs out of his mouth!! But he wasn't about to tell her that.
"Haha. That's very funny I forgot to laugh." Sakura crossed her arms against her chest.
Sasuke smirked. "If you forgot to laugh silly girl, then the end of the world must be near."
"Haha. That is so damn funny I forgot to laugh." She repeated lamely.
"Oh, so the end of the world is twice as near now, eh?"
"HAHA." She used forced laughter. "That was so fucking funny, that I forgot to laugh!! Now shut up!!"
"Don't you have to go to your wedding?" Sasuke asked, trying to go to a better subject.
"No." was the sudden response.
Sasuke stared at her nonchalantly. "But you're wearing a wedding dress."
Sakura looked down herself as well. "Oh, this? I wear this everyday." She gave him a lopsided grin.
"Seriously?"
"Yes. I have to wear this almost everyday because I have to marry one of my suitors. The problem is, I don't like any of them!! But daddy-"
"You mean the king?"
"Yes, daddy says that I have to marry one of them or else!!"
Sasuke suddenly got interested in the subject. "Or else what?"
"Or else, I am banished as a princess." She said sadly, the tension suddenly darkening.
"But isn't that what you want?"
Sakura stared at him like he was crazy, which offended him greatly since it was coming from her: the goddess of craziness herself. "No! I said I want to marry somebody outside of the palace so I could go with him, I don't want to banish myself to my homeland!! That's crazy!!"
Sasuke remained silent, listening intently to her story.
"And besides, the only reason why I'm marrying at such a young age-"
"You're 18." The cub cut off but Sakura ignored him.
"Is because my kingdom needs an alliance in case of wars."
"Wars?" repeated Sasuke.
"Yes. Wars. Have you ever had one?" Sakura asked.
"More than you can count." Sasuke muttered, but luckily she didn't hear.
Sakura flopped back down to my bed. "Ugh, I am so bored. Do something interesting, cub! I order you!"
"Look, I'm not your jester or whatever it is you call that person." Sasuke glared. "Why don't you just reschedule the wedding tomorrow and throw a bachelorette's party?" Of course, being Sasuke, he was being sarcastic.
But the pink haired girl gasped. "We can do that?"
Not knowing what was about to happen, Sasuke added SARCASTICALLY, "Of course. You have to have some freedom before you become a married woman. I'm sure you're mother had one."
"Come to think of it, she did!"
"Then after that you can just cancel the wedding and live your happy life." Yes, Sasuke was still being sarcastic.
"Ohmygosh that's perfect!! I WILL do that!!"
A pause.
"What?"
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, there's a lot to do!! The food will all have to be sweets and cherries and strawberries. There'll be wine –snicker- and punch. It's gonna be here in my own room with my friends and –gasp- oh my gawd, there's a lot to do!!" Sakura was hyperventilating.
Thinking that this was a joke, Sasuke added, "Don't forget the strippers."
"Oh yes! I almost forgot about them, what am I to do without you!?"
"Wait… You're serious?" the cub chocked out.
"DAMN right I'm serious."
Shit.
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There were about 3 other girls in the room, excluding Sakura. The room was silent, and the tension felt awkward and somewhat, frightening.
Frightening, how? Sakura thought. She looked around and spotted the source of 'frightening tension': Sasuke.
Her best closest friends didn't dare make a move. They stared at the cub's yellow eyes and the cub stared somewhat moodily at them. Usually these girls would fawn over the cuteness of the baby tiger, but something in his presence told them not to do so.
'It's all their fault.' Was what Sasuke was thinking as we stared moodily at them. 'Sometime now, the stripper is probably on his way here.'
"So!!" Sakura broke the silence. "This is my pet, Sasuke."
The cub was about to say something before Sakura shut him up by cupping her fingers over his mouth again.
"Sakura-san, you do realize that IS a wild animal, right?"
Wild animal? How dare she. Sasuke was a tamed, loyal, kick-ass tiger that clearly was in a much higher status than any of the princesses that stood before him.
He was a ninja, dammit: an assassin that blended with the fucking shadow. One who was with the freaking universe. One who would gladly chidori their asses out of here and go back to Konoha and rest.
"Oh don't worry, I tamed him." Sakura said with a grin.
Damn you woman.
"So, why is he looking at us like that?" One of her friends suddenly piped up.
Sakura laughed as though she remembered a hilarious joke. "Funny thing is, no matter how much I kicked him, trained him, sprayed his face with water, his attitude never changes!! He's weird, ne? An oddball, right?"
Sprayed him with- Sasuke suddenly growled at all these lies, meanwhile scaring the living shit out of the girls.
"And I remembered." The pink haired girl had that lopsided grin again. "That when I first got him, he was so stinky, and smelly and he was just so despicable to look at!! Luckily, being the kindhearted girl that I am-"
Kind my ass, you barely have a heart, bitch. Sasuke thought inwardly.
As Sakura talked, the girls watched in fascination and terror as the cub got more and more pissed off.
"And that is how he lives here today. Now, does anybody want some punch? "There was an evil glint that reflected off her eyes as she brought out the dreaded punch.
Sasuke scowled. He knew that she mixed wine with that damned punch bowl, and she was probably planning to get these girls drunk later on when the strippers came so she could enjoy herself even more.
Of course, she didn't need any punch because she was already drunk herself. The moment her mom gave birth to her, her personality had already been drunk-like.
So when the girls each took about a glassful of wine, their innocent minds not knowing what its contents were, Sasuke could only hope for dear Lord that nothing happen to him.
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45 minutes later.
"WOOH!" her friend shouted as she got up and danced sultrily across Sakura's room.
Meanwhile, the bitch herself, grinned. "Would you like to dance with my pet, Adrianna? (The name of the sultry dancing girl)"
"Would I?" the girl named Adrianna grinned as well. "Of course I would!! Where is he?"
"He's right here." Sakura dragged Sasuke's sleeping ass and threw him at Adrianna's hands.
"What the hell?" Sasuke snapped awake and found himself being carried by a bitch worse than Sakura herself.
"Ohmygawd, he talked!" Another one of her friends said.
The emerald-eyed girl laughed. "You're only hallucinating Franchesca!"
"Sweet!!" another one chimed in.
Meanwhile Sasuke was seriously having enough. It took all his willpower not to bite Adrianna's head off and go sharingan on them.
He wriggled his tiny body free and jumped to Sakura's bed and scratched at her pillow. That was his revenge for now.
"Ohmygawd, the stripper is coming!" Adrianna suddenly announced.
Sasuke stopped, his head snapped at the sultry dancing girl.
"He is!?" Gasped Franchesca.
"Omg, they said that they might come here naked!" Sakura laughed again.
The cub swore, as his sharingan eyes turned themselves on, that if the stripper decided that he wanted to go here naked, right when Sasuke was having a headache, he would surely go into a fit of animal rage and bite their heads off.
Sakura looked at her 'pet'. "Sasuke, you're eyes are red and have flying commas again!"
"For the last time," Sasuke hissed to Sakura.
"Get a hold of yourselves girls," says Charlotte, another one of her damned friends. "I can hear his footsteps!"
"It's not red and flying commas,"
The girls prepared themselves if the strippers were to come here naked, they prepared their teenage hormones not to go and have one hell of a nosebleed.
Sasuke was talking more to himself than to Sakura now. "They're blood red and-,"
The door burst open revealing the strippers in their nude bliss, but before the girls caught a sight of it…
"-Spinning commas!!"
Sasuke charged and bit them, knocking the strippers out and blocking the nudity.
The girls gasped.
And from that day on, Sakura mentally noted: It was ALWAYS the quiet ones that started fights and involved 3 soldiers to stop it, in order to calm down from a bad day.
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Chisumi: Sorry if it's too confusing, I'll just fix it later. But right now I have to be somewhere.