One day Mad-Eye Moody decided to become a naturist.

Ms Rowling omitted this chapter from the original Goblet of Fire as parents had been complaining about their children having nightmares as the books got scarier. Murders, child torture and implied bestiality were one thing, but even she considered this a step too far.

Warning: If you are squeamish, easily offended, or consider breeding arachnids with crustaceans a twisted perversion of nature please hit the back button now. Otherwise read on for the chapter you were never meant to see… "The Unforgivable Crotches."