6: A Changed Namek

Goten shut and locked Bra's bedroom door. He returned his attention to the beautiful creature locked in the room with him. He pulled her close to him, and gently kissed her.

"My, my, Goten. I thought we were just coming up here to get your shirt." The little smirk on Bra's lips told him she was just teasing.

"Sorry, B-chan. It's just.......I've been waiting for this........forever." Goten brushed Bra's cheek with his finger.

Bra moved her lips right up to Goten's ear. "Then don't wait any longer."

Their lips met for a long, passionate kiss. Goten was in heaven. He didn't notice Bra's handiwork until he was standing dressed simply in his boxer shorts.

"Whoa, Bra!"

"What? You didn't notice?"

"No."

"You don't wanna go to far?"

"Well, I......uh.....umm........"

"Don't worry. I have condoms." Bra opened a drawer by her bed. "Pan, Marron and I are always prepared. We all bought some last week."

"Uh......"

Bra grinned, mischievously. "Now you don't have any excuse."

Goten returned the smile, and Bra noticed a little flame light up in his eyes. "What would I need an excuse for?"

* * * * * *

On his way back to Kami's Lookout, Piccolo spotted something. He remembered his 'date' with Bra and Goten, and had a brilliant idea.

The Namek made a slight detour, before continuing on his journey.

* * * * * *

Goten brushed Bra's fringe from her forehead, and kissed her. Bra was lying on top of him, and he was still inside her, but neither of them felt like moving. Bra especially.

"Did you really have to go Super Saiyan?" she grumbled.

"Sorry," Goten said sheepishly. "I couldn't help it. It's not my fault you drive me wild."

"Hmm. You're just lucky the condom didn't break."

After a few minutes' silence, Goten spoke up. "B-chan?"

"Yah?"

"I'm really sorry about the last couple of days. Making you fall in love with Piccolo, nearly getting you gang raped......"

"What?" Bra sat up slightly.

"Y'know. Love Potion #9 and all that crap. Don't you remember? You kissed Piccolo."

"I WHAT!?!"

"You really don't remember." Goten was shocked.

"No, I just remember today, having the strongest desire to be close to a man. To be held, and caressed."

"Any man?"

"No. The guy I love most. And that's you."

"I don't believe this!" cried Goten. "I didn't even need that stupid potion! Man, Piccolo is gonna murder me!"

"Why? Goten I don't understand what you're talking about."

Goten explained the happenings of the previous few days: his great idea; spilling Love Potion #9 all over Piccolo; Piccolo becoming a stud; Bra's encounter with the thugs; the date; and, finally, curing Piccolo.

Bra laughed. "I don't remember any of that. But I believe you anyway."

"Really?"

"Yes. And I should really be mad at you, order you to leave my room immediately, and never speak to you again." Bra grinned at Goten's shocked face. "But I won't. I mean, a cute, fun, caring guy who's great in bed is almost too much to ask for."

Goten joined in with Bra's laughter.

* * * * * *

Meanwhile, across in Trunks' room, Trunks had explained everything to Pan as well and, yes, they had sex too.

"Hmmm. Y'know, that might explain our behaviour today." Pan suggested.

"Trunks wasn't sure what Pan meant. "Huh?"

"Well, how all of us girls were kinda sex-crazed. We couldn't really do much with Piccolo, but we all wanted to. So it all got stored up inside, and once Piccolo was cured, we were free to go to the men we truly loved."

"I love you, too, Pan." They laid in silence for a little while. Suddenly, a thought occurred to Trunks. "Hey, Pan. Do you think that would've happened to all of you girls?"

"Yep. We both felt Goten's ki rise a little earlier, so no doubt he and Bra were at it all night."

"Thanks for the visual. But I didn't mean Bra, I figured she was with Goten. I meant Marron. Who would she have gotten with?"

"Hmm. You're right.....I'm not sure."

"Hey, you don't think..........?"

"She wouldn't have! Would she?"

"I don't know. They were pretty cosy earlier."

"Only one way to find out." Pan and Trunks threw some clothes on and rushed to Marron's guest room.

They stopped at the door and hushed each other. The only noise from the room was a loud snoring - quite masculine. Trunks nodded to Pan, and she quietly pushed open the door.

Both looked in, and nearly choked, trying not to yell or scream. Marron, with her blonde hair loose, was curled up next to the naked form of........YAMCHA!?!?!

Pan shut the door again, and she and Trunks returned to his room. Once inside, Trunks made some noises like he was dry-retching, and Pan's face had lost all its colour.

"Oh, man, that is, like, not right!" cried Trunks. "Isn't there laws against that?"

"Not if she seduced him," Pan replied.

"But he's old enough to be her father! That is just plain gross!"

"Nah. Just desperate!" Pan started giggling, and Trunks joined.

* * * * * *

The next morning, everyone wandered down for breakfast. Pan and Trunks had a quick talk with Goten and Bra to fill them in on the Marron-Yamcha situation. Goten and Bra reacted in much the same way, but all four agreed to say nothing in front of the pair.

That day, all the men looked rather pleased and all the women looked very satisfied. Goten was expecting to have his neck broken by Vegeta, but the Saiyan Prince was in too good a mood for that. Bulma had let him choose the gravity level!

#18 and Krillin emerged from the television room - apparently they hadn't taken a guest room, as Bra had suspected. Krillin stretched.

"So, who got laid last night?" he asked.

"I DID!!!" cried just about everyone, laughing.

Krillin smiled and glanced around at some of the couples. Old ones like Bulma and Vegeta; Goku and ChiChi; Gohan and Videl. And the new ones: Pan and Trunks; Marron and Yamcha; Goten and Bra.

...........

MARRON AND YAMCHA!?!

"Marron!?!" Krillin cried. "I.......uh.......ugh.......hmm.......erk.....ahhh......ugh........"

"What can I say, Papa?" Marron shrugged. "I like older men."

Krillin collapsed on the floor.

Suddenly, Piccolo burst through the front door. He handed a bunch of roses to every [shocked] female in the room, tipped his turban, and left with a: "Morning, ladies."

The men simply smiled.

Bulma broke the silence of the women. "Wow. I wonder what's gotten into him."

Videl shrugged. "Who cares. Just as long as it wasn't the same thing that got into me." She winked at Gohan, who blushed furiously as a horrified look crossed his face.

"Videl! How could you suggest that about your own husband!?!" Bulma picked up a peanut from a jar in front of her and threw it at Videl.

"Well, the point is, that was a very sweet gesture," announced ChiChi. "I think we've all misjudged Piccolo."

"How could we? He's asexual." Bra grinned.

"Bra!!!"

ChiChi sighed, her point missed.

Piccolo watched from outside. Yeah, sometimes he would miss being the Ladies' Namek. But he was convinced that all the women inside were with the men they were meant to be with. Even Marron.

Piccolo saw that Bra had noticed him, and she smiled. Piccolo was, for a moment, worried that she remembered it all. He had asked Dende to make all the women forget the past few days. He felt it was better that way. But when Bra leant up against Goten, Goten winked at Piccolo. Then Piccolo knew everything was fine. And he hoped it would stay that way for a long time.

THE END