For those of you who have read my previous fanfic Konoha Campers, here is the long promised Team Yondaime version of Konoha Campers, finally! I hope you enjoy this installment of camping mishaps in fanfiction as much as you enjoyed the first one. For anyone who hasn't read the previous fanfic I wrote, just ignore everything above and I hope you enjoy this fanfic.

I will try to update this fanfic once a week (Ha! Let's see how long that lasts for.) so I apologize for any future delays that may occur.

Since this is a humor/parody fanfic, the characters may appear a little out of character every now and then no matter how much I try try to keep them in character, I'm bound to slip here and there. (Maybe everywhere depending on your opinion.)

Now without further ado, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its chaacters They belong Masashi Kishimoto.

Once upon a summer day in Konoha where the heat was hot enough to melt rocks and even people. Wait, melting people? But anyways, upon this hot summer's day, Konoha's Yellow Flash, or Yondaime as he will be called, had a terrific idea. He called up his three students, Kakashi, Obito, and Rin, to the Ichiraku ramen shop to explain to them his great idea.

Kakashi was the first to speak once Yondaime had explained his idea to the team.

"I think it's a stupid idea."

"Your face is a stupid idea!" Obito shot at Kakashi.

"Boys, can't you keep quiet for one moment?" Yondaime requested before the argument got too ugly.

"I think it's a wonderful idea, sensei!" Rin smiled.

Kakashi scowled as he folded his arms across his chest, "I'm not going to spend a week camping in some unknown wilderness when I could be doing better things here."

"But why don't you want to come?" Rin asked, looking disappointed.

"Because he's a stick in the mud, that's why," Obito scoffed. "Anyways, I think it's a great idea, sensei. We could sure do with a vacation!"

"Good to hear at least two of my students are interested," Yondaime nodded. "We won't be gone for even a week Kakashi, so it won't be all that long of a trip. It's going to be fun and we certainly can't go without you."

"What? We can't?" Obito asked in surprise.

"If Kakashi doesn't come, there won't be any point in the rest of us going camping, as the purpose of the camping trip is for team bonding and team work building." Yondaime explained.

"But I thought you said that the purpose was for a vacation?" Rin asked, looking a bit fearful.

"Yeah, that too of course, but this is an excellent chance for teamwork building, as this team's teamwork has been almost non-existent for these past few weeks. A trip like this will help us do some team bonding and help us get out of this heat."

"Where is this camp anyways?"

"It's a few hours north of here where it's quite a bit cooler. Not nearly cold enough to be snowing mind you, but cool enough."

"Sounds great!"

"I'm so in!"

"I'm not going."

Everyone stared at Kakashi with his arms folded across his chest.

"Kakashi, if you don't go, then we can't go! C'mon, we're talking about a week off from stupid D and C rank missions!" Obito cried.

"Don't worry Obito. He'll be coming whether he likes it or not," Yondaime assured his student.

"Oh really? And how are you going to do that?" Kakashi asked in a challenging sort of way.

"Well, let's just say that I have my ways." Yondaime grinned in an almost evil sort of way that made Kakashi shake a little on the inside. He kept his calm composure though and continued to glare at his sensei.

"How are we exactly going to get there?" Obito asked.

"Well, I got ourselves a vehicle!" Yondaime replied smiling.

"A vehiwhatta?"

"A vehicle is something on four wheels that people travel around in to get to places faster. It's much quicker and less tiring than walking," Rin explained to her teammate. "I've only heard of them and read about them in some books, but I've never actually seen one before. This is going to be so exciting!" Rin added, squealing.

"Alright," Yondaime said, grabbing the attention of his students. "I've already got the shopping taken care of, so all that's left for you guys to do is pack up your gear. I'll bring the tent and cooking stove, so you won't need to worry about those." Yondaime told his students as he handed them packing lists. "Use these to make sure you've gotten everything you need. You're dismissed to pack up now."

With that said, the three shinobi walked to their houses separately to go pack their things up for the crazy camping trip.

Obito was the first to get packing. He completely disregarded the packing list given to him and left it lying on the floor in a corner of his room, playing by ear. "Alright, I've got my spare change of clothes, pajamas, swim trunks, snacks, comic books, and Mr. Snuggles." Obito nodded as he stuffed his stuffed teddy bear in his duffle bag. "Now for the radio!"

Obito picked up a rather large ghetto blaster (Like the ones that people used to carry around on their shoulders in the 80's.) and tried to stuff it in his bag. Of course, this didn't work.

"...Ok, not a problem! I don't need to stuff it in the bag. I sure it'll fit smewhere in the vehi-cacul or whatever it's called."

Rin meanwhile was packing as well, though her method of packing was quite different from Obito's.

"Okay...I've got spare changes of clothes, tooth brush, towel, bandages, gauze, ointment, band aids, mole skin, extra band aids..." and the first aid list went on and on.

Kakashi was checking off his packing list to make sure he had everything he needed.

"Alright, let's see...I've got spare clothes and...this is so stupid." He growled as he took the packing list, crumpled it up, and chucked it out the window, only to have it hit a passer-by who shouted up at him, "Shame on you, litterbug!"

Kakashi ignored the shout and shoved his bag over to the end of his room, muttering under his breath how stupid the whole the camping trip ordeal with team would be. He left the house to go meet his team by the ramen shop.

"Alright, have you three packed up yet?" Yondaime asked his students.

All three gave their affirmative response and Yondaime smiled, "Great! We'll meet by the village gates at 8:00 tomorrow morning."

"That early?" Obito groaned.

"Suck it up, princess. We've woken up earlier than 8:00 before." Kakashi scoffed.

"Who are you calling princess, you asshole!" Obito shouted back angrily.

"Unless you have any further questions, I'll see you guys tomorrow morning." Yondaime cut in loudly. "So go home and get a good sleep tonight guys and I'll see you tomorrow!"

After their grinning sensei left in a poof of smoke, the three students went their separate ways to their houses for the night, excited about (Minus Kakashi, who was dreading,) the next day.

The next day, Rin made it to the village gates first. Yondaime arrived shortly afterwards with the vehicle. Fifteen minutes after 8:00, Obito came running, panting as he dragged his heavy bag and radio over to his team.

"Sorry I'm late! There was this little girl who was lost, so I-" Obito started but stopped as he looked around. "Where the hell is Kakashi? He's always on time!"

"If he's not on time, there must be something wrong," Yondaime said in a serious tone of voice. "Very wrong." He suddenly pointed his finger in the air and put his hand on his hip. "Quickly! To Kakashi's house, team!" Yondaime cried dramatically, breaking the serious moment from before.

The three ran to Kakashi's house and kicked down the door, expecting enemy ninja to be holding Kakashi hostage or something terrible among the lines of that.

Instead, they were greeted by the sight of a completely normal-looking house with nothing out of place. Kakashi came running from his room to the front door to find his team standing there with the busted-down door.

"What the hell did you just do to my door?!" Kakashi cried angrily.

"We kicked it down because we thought you were in danger!" Obito replied, still in his fighting stance as though he were expecting enemy ninja to be jumping out from behind the furniture.

"You didn't show up on time, so we knew something must have been wrong!" Rin added, looking quite nervous.

"Well you didn't have to kick the door in! Haven't you guys ever heard of knocking?"

"I'll pay for a new one, I promise." Yondaime assured the miffed chuunin. "So why weren't you at the meeting spot at 8:00 this morning?"

"Because I didn't feel like it."

"But what about the camping trip?" Rin cried, looking quite distressed.

"Screw the trip. I'm staying here."

"Don't screw this up for us Kakashi because if you won't go, then we can't go!" Obito cried angrily.

"Kakashi, you're coming whether you like it or not." Yondaime said in a dangerous tone of voice.

"Try and make me." Kakashi said in an equally dangerous tone of voice.

Kakashi would regret these words as he found himself a few moments later tied up with wire and being pulled along on the ground by his sensei.

"This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I said 'try and make me'." Kakashi sighed as he bottom dragged against the ground.

The team approached the vehicle and put Kakashi's bag in. Kakashi stared at the vehicle before he said, "We're going to travel in that thing?"

"Yup!" Yondaime grinned. "Isn't it wonderful?"

The three students stared at the vehicle skeptically. It was a car painted the most ugly puke-yellow colour a car could be painted and as if the paint job wasn't ugly enough, the paint was chipped and peeling off the sides of the car as well. The side windows were cracked, the upholstery was torn and covered with duct tape wherever the yellow stuffing wasn't popping out, and the bumper looked like it was about to fall off.

Yondaime nodded proudly, "I got a real bargain!"

Kakashi shook his head, "A real bargain? I don't think I can believe that."

"Hey sensei! If we don't have enough seats for us all in the vehi-cacil or whatever it's called, we should throw Kakashi in the trunk!"

To be continued...

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