Stories That Should Never Be: The Covenant
However if you want to write them, PM me and we'll talk. Seriously, I would love you forever. Also, I don't own the Covenant. Or the Ipswich Boys. Y'know, that would be a bitching name for a boy band.
Title: Pretty Hate Machine
Rating: As long as it's not in the 'K's, I don't care.
Pairing(s): Chase/Aaron, can have Ipswich Boys slash (as long as the pairings are Caleb/Pogue and Reid/Tyler)
Summary: Aaron Abbott finds Chase Collins bruised and bleeding in the woods.
Together, these bullies can either find revenge…or redemption.
Notes: MUST have ten chapters, each chapter must be based around on of the songs on 'Pretty Hate Machine' from Nine Inch Nails. Also, no dissing my musical taste.
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Title: Break Me Apart (Heroes crossover)
Rating: T
Pairing(s): Sarah/Peter (can have hints of Petrellicest, Sarah/Kate, and Kate/Claire)
Summary: When Sarah takes Kate to meet her relatives in Texas, Sarah immediately feels drawn to her adopted cousin's uncle, Peter Petrelli. However, when Sarah and
Peter encounter jealousy- on all sides they are forced to make decisions.
Notes: Yeah, I went there. Yes, I femslashed The Covenant. Get over it. Also, I would
love it if someone made the Petrelli family tree more tangled up by making
Gorman Nathan and Peter's dad. He didn't die, he just went upstate!
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Title: Candy Mountain, Caleb! (Charley the unicorn crossover)
Rating: M
Pairing(s): Caleb/Pogue, Reid/Tyler
Summary: On the night of his Ascension, Reid is already sick, when his powers hit, the pain makes him delirious and he transfers himself and his friends into Candyland. Fortunately, these two unicorns have told them that in the Candy Mountain Cave there is a passage that will take them home. Meanwhile, another unicorn named Charley keeps on following them and trying to scare them away. And what exactly is the Leopluridon saying?
Notes: Please write this, somebody! I beg of you! Also, when Reid is sick in the first chapter, Tyler can be taking care of him. Nurse costume optional.
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Title: I Wish We Were Driving a… Bitchin' Camaro (X-Men movie crossover)
Rating: T
Pairing(s): Caleb/Pogue, Reid/Tyler, Angel/Pyro, Iceman/Chase
Summary: Cough. Pardon me while I giggle. At the end to X3, instead of grabbing his dad like a good son, Warren lets him fall and flies away with the prettiest boy he's ever seen – John and flies until he passes out somewhere and is found by the Ipswich boys. Meanwhile, the X-Men find Chase and rehabilitate him
Notes: Y'know this could actually be a good story, if you ignore the retardedness. Also, if anyone gets the Dead Milkmen reference, I will love you forever. Also, Warren's dad must splat.
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Title: Safety Dance
Rating: K
Pairing(s): Chase Collins/Aaron Abbott (someone needs to help me out… the is kinda becoming my OTP)
Summary: It's musical time in Ipswich, y'all! Instead of being a dark lord, Chase wants to be dark lord…of the dance! It's up to the Ipswich Boys to help him out while Aaron shows the world that he can shake his tailfeathers.
Notes: Crack. Pure crack. Must have a happy ending. This will not be Moulin Rouge, people! Aaron in drag is recommended.
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Title: Spartans Do It in Leather Speedos. (300 crossover, sort of)
Rating: T
Pairing(s): Tyler/Reid, Pogue/Caleb
Summary: The boys watch 300 and make jokes about the nature of the relationship between Stelios and Astinos (Stelios had long blond hair and Astinos was the captain's son who got his head cut off)
Notes: What? Two movies with nothing but pretty boys and I'm not allowed to slash both of them? Well, too bad, I'm doing it anyway.
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Title: Alice through the Manhole (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover)
Rating: T
Pairing(s): Kate/Casey Jones, Kate/Pogue, Casey Jones/April O'Neil, Sarah/Caleb
Summary: When Sarah gets kidnapped by the Shredder as some human sacrifice, New York's Fab Four come to the rescue. Meanwhile, Kate, feeling neglected by Pogue again is instantly drawn to the Turtles' friend Casey Jones.
Notes: I honestly have no idea where this idea came from. However, the story must have bondage ( CRAP! Bond-ING! Bond-ING! That's what happens when I add "-age" to the end of words) between Gorman and Master Splinter.
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