Hey guys! How long has it been? 3 months? Sorry…I forgot about my fanfic and fans! Dx Well…Here's chapter 12. :3

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing. Kouta Hirano does. That lucky bastard can draw very good. ;;

ENJOY!!

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Last time…

"Alucard didn't you get enough the last 24 hours!" She burst through the door to see Alucard's hand on Seras' stomach. "What the hell are you doing?" Dove yelled. "I can tell if she is impregnated or not." Dove just stood there. "Huh…didn't know that. Well what's the news Vlad?" Alucard stayed silent. "She is pregnant isn't she!" Dove said excitedly. Alucard stayed silent. "She-"

"She's pregnant all right…" Alucard said, twitching slightly. Dove jumped in the air, cheering. "I gottta tell everyone this!" She ran down the halls, screaming: "Seras is pregnant with Alucard's baby!" Everyone, especially Pip, Integra, and Anderson, held a very shocked face. "…What?" Pip said, his eye twitching slightly. Anderson growled, clenching his fists tightly at his sides. Integra silently lit a cigar.

Seras walked out sipping on a blood pack. She hung her head when an other person gave her a congratulations. "Why…?" She whispered to herself. Something poked her back and she yelped, quickly turning around. Robin silently waved. "I heard the news…Must suck…Alucard will be a horrible father." Robin said, almost whispering. Seras began getting images of what Alucard would be like as a father…

Dream sequence…

The young boy ran happily through the grassy fields in the moonlight. His mother, sat silently under a tree, smiling kindly. His father, leaning against the tree, with that same smirk he'd always have. Sounds good, right?

WRONG!

Alucard patted his son's head. "Drink the blood. Without it, you, your mother, and I can't live."

Alucard checked the paper held in his hands. "Uh huh…You're failing in math." "It's just a C-!!" The young boy exclaimed. "B- or above only!"

"Dad, I want to learn how to fly!" Alucard sighed. "All right…Come with me." He grabbed the boy's hand and took him to a window on a second floor. "All right..." Alucard grabbed his waist and held him out the window. "I'll drop you and if you don't fly you'll get a broken something."

Seras cringed. "Oh, God!" She yelled, twitching wildly. Robin nodded. "Exactly." She walked off. Seras just stood there. Still twitching madly, gripping the blood pack so tightly the blood squirted out.

Alucard banged his head on a wall somewhere far off. "I thought you were dead!" He yelled at his crotch. He pounded his fist in the wall. "I'm not ready to be a father!" He pounded his fist against the wall again, creating a hole. "Damnit…" He whispered to himself as he slumped to the floor. "Hey!" Dove exclaimed, popping up from behind him. Alucard didn't flinch.

Dove blinked and poked his head. "Hey, dude. You okay?" Alucard just twitched and gave her a glare of doom. "Go…Away…" Dove just stood there with a stupid smile on her face. "I'm gonna go ahead and guess, no?" She asked. Alucard kept giving her the glare of doom. Dove still stood there….With a retarded smile. Alucard let out a sigh and shifted out.

"Robin!" Dove yelled, jumping high in the air and glomping her sister. "Alucard went emo…" Robin sighed. "Great." She said, sarcastically. Ray popped out of nowhere. "What did I miss?" He asked. The sisters just stared at him. "You were gone?" Dove asked, raising an eyebrow. "Yes. I was looking for Robin. She took my iced tea." Ray glared at the said person. Robin chuckled nervously before bolting down the hall, Ray after her. "You owe me a new iced tea!" Ray yelled. Dove stood there, staring at the direction the two ran off. "Just another day at Hellsing Manor…" She said quietly, walking off. "Hmm…I wonder if there's any of that cake left?"

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Well, here's chapter 12. I tried making this chapter longer but I think I failed miserably…Again. Please review! They make me have a reason to write!