Shinobi of Genius

Written By: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR

Summary: Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.

Subject: Sakura!

"Ninja Dew presents, Shinobi...of Genius," Kakashi said into the mike.

"Shinobi of Genius..." Iruka sang into the other mike.

"Today, we salute you, Miss Overly Aggressive Fangirl."

"Miss Overly Aggressive Fangirl!"

"You, my dear, are the worst type of fangirl to exist. With beauty like a goddess...yet strength like an ox."

"Tranny Alert!"

"You pound to the ground anyone who so much as LOOKS at your desire funny. Earning quite a fanbase for yourself."

"The TRANNY fanbase!"

"Some men like your type, though. And there's a name for people like that. We call them...Masochists.

"Tranny, tranny, tranny! ...Oh, and TRANNY!"

"So here's to you, Mistress of Pain. And if you are hearing this ad...I'm sorry. For EVERYTHING I said. ...Really."

"Miss Overly Aggressive Fangirl!"

"Kakashi! IRUKA! You two are DEAD!!" Sakura bellowed, rushing into the room.

...Only to find that the two had run off way before then.

"...Well, CRAP. I'LL HUNT YOU BASTARDS DOWN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!" The PMSing Sakura roared, running off to track them down.

Heh, two in one night. Hope you liked it! Catch you next continue!