Disclaimer: I'm going to do my disclaimer only once. So, here goes…I do not own MAR!


Nanashi was walking aimlessly down a road in the middle of a whatchamacallit town. He sighed, it wasn't like him to feel bored and broody but somehow or other he was. Maybe it was because that stupid Bell had told him to try and do something to get to Dorothy. Dorothy…The minute he thought about her every ounce of boredom left him and Nanashi smiled wickedly as he went on thinking about the beautiful pink haired witch. Dorothy. Dorothy…My beautiful, sweet, Dorothy…Who happens to like Ginta NOT you!

At that very thought, Nanashi's excitement left him completely! It wasn't that he had anything against Ginta or anything, hell, he was friends with the dude but Dorothy was always pining for him not Nanashi…Poor, unwanted Nanashi…He'd tried his very best to get his new found love interest but she had made no real response to him. Frustrated, Nanashi turned a corner and saw something rather interesting.

A group of thugs surrounded a girl and they looked like they were going to pounce on her any second. The girl had her back to Nanashi so he couldn't see her face but by her rigid posture, Nanashi knew she wasn't afraid.

"Little tramp! You're very pretty…Why don't you show us a good time, huh, sweetheart?" asked what seemed to be the leader of the gang.

"Heh! You big loser! Who'd wanna show you a good time!? I'll kick your ass before you can even say mommy!" said the girl, arrogantly.

The minute he heard the girl's voice, Nanashi knew that it was Dorothy who was speaking. His Dorothy! 'Now where did that come from??" he asked himself.

"Dorothy!" he called.

Dorothy turned and saw him.

"What're you doing here?" she asked angrily. Now why would the handsome thief be here? Wasn't he supposed to stay at the inn they'd booked? Dorothy wasn't very sure if it was safe for him to go prancing about in town like some gorgeous male model.

"Just came to see if you needed help…But I don't think you deserve it now.." said Nanashi, smirking at her angered face.

"I don't need your help! I can handle this myself!" Dorothy cried and she turned back to face the thugs.

"Get lost, pretty!" cried one of the thugs to Nanashi.

Nanashi just smiled.

"Oy! Man, look here!" cried Dorothy and she flung herself forward. Not a second had passed and she fell to the ground in the process.

Nanashi sighed and stepped forward. He knew this was going to happen. That idiot witch hadn't slept or ate well lately and she was always fainting.

"Looks like I'm gonna have to take over the game for now" said Nanashi and he slammed his fist into three of the thugs.

"Why you little fag!" cried the stupid fat ringleader. He took his baseball bat and swung it around maniacally. He was like a fat giant swinging around blindly.

"I think you're greatly mistaken about that!" Nanashi said calmly. He stepped aside and stuck out his foot coolly. The fat man caught his foot with Nanashi's and fell face flat on the ground.

"I'll get-", but before he had finished his sentence, Nanashi kicked his face, full force! The man flew backwards and slammed into a pile of rubbish.

Nanashi turned to the other two thugs still hanging around.

"You two wanna join in the fun?" Nanashi asked, smirking evilly. Stammering and pissing in their pants, the two men ran away while dragging their unconscious leader.

Nanashi cackled evilly as he watched them go. Then, turning his gaze onto the pink haired witch, he walked over to her and picked her up. The witch was sleeping like a babe, snoring away.

"Let's go home, witch" and Nanashi walked back to the inn.

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"What happened to me?" Dorothy asked groggily. She was staring at a ceiling with a fan swinging in the middle. A big white ceiling.

"Oh, so you're up, hm?"

Dorothy turned and saw a shirtless Nanashi. No wait! He wasn't shirtless! The man was naked! Completely naked! From head to toe naked!

The image of a naked Nanashi made Dorothy shot up immediately!

"What are you doing, you freak?" cried Dorothy. Even though she said it, Dorothy couldn't very well keep her eyes off the extremely sexy male body in front of her. Oh, who knew Nanashi could be this attractive? Sure, he was always cute but Dorothy didn't really think he could give off such a sexual tension in her!?

"I was in the shower and I thought you wouldn't wake up yet" he paused and then his smoldering sexy eyes lit up as an amused lopsided smile grazed his face.

"Anyway, you look like you like what you see, eh, Dorothy-chan?" he cooed sexily. The man was shameless! His nude form didn't bother him at all. He was just like his usual confident self.

Blushing furiously, Dorothy forced herself to look away from the attractive body.

"You're sick, you know that?" Dorothy mumbled.

Nanashi laughed out loud. He was simply standing in front of her without a care in the world about the fact that he was naked and laughing his head off.

"You look so cute when you blush, Dorothy-chan…" Nanashi managed to choke out the words as he continued his gut-busting laugh.

Dorothy blushed an even deeper color of red. She closed her eyes in fear of catching a sight of the naked Nanashi.

A quiet pause fell over them when Nanashi stopped laughing. Dorothy still had her eyes shut and she didn't know what the blond thief was doing now but she suspected he was getting himself dressed.

"You can look at me, Dorothy-chan…" his voiced crawled into her ears and Dorothy opened her eyes slowly.

Nanashi's handsome face was centimeters away from hers and his smoldering eyes were staring naughtily into hers.

Dorothy gasped at this but something else was calling out to her. Her instinct told her to look down and she obeyed.

Nanashi wasn't at all dressed! He was still naked! And Dorothy was staring straight at his….errr…male organ!!!

Dorothy squealed loudly and struggled to get away from him but Nanashi grabbed her wrists and refused to let her go.

"Sh…"

Nanashi placed his cheek onto Dorothy's and soothed her.

Nanashi let his tongue slide across her face lazily. He knew he shouldn't do what he was doing but his body was betraying his thoughts and he liked what he was doing so much.

Dorothy gave a little mewl as she felt the contact. What was Nanashi doing to her?

The mewl excited Nanashi and he let his lips trailed to her.

As his kiss was deepening and Dorothy was beginning to lose herself in the gorgeous thief, Snow opened the door!

"Dorothy, I think this medicine will-" But the image of Dorothy and Nanashi kissing and the fact that Nanashi was naked shocked poor little Snow into speechlessness.

Nanashi and Dorothy both broke away from each other at the intrusion.

"I'll come back later!" cried Snow and she hurriedly ran out of the room and slammed the door behind her.

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Author's Note: I'm not too sure about the ratings of this fic. I think I'm pretty ready to take on lemons and limes but I don't know…I suppose I am a little shy since one of my friends at school just might read this…But if you guys want me to write lemons than review me!

PS: Sorry about the cliffy, btw!