Jack Sparrow's Llama Song

"Llama Llama Rum"

Here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Pirate llama
Rum

Llama llama
Pintel
Llama
Peanut
Sword
Ragetti
Llama
llama llama
Bootstrap
llama
llama llama
Rum

I was once a captain
but my ship was gone
I became immortal
and slayed the skeleton
I spent only three weeks dead
but I told my tale
and now listen, eunuch whelp
to the Black Pearl's sail

Did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
Barbossa llama
llama llama
Rum

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Tia Dalma
Llama
Llama and Will Turner
Llama
Llama llama
Rum

Is THIS how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of fish people?
Dreadlocks
Pistol
Gold
Now my song is getting thin
I'll go have some fun
time for me to retire now
and to have some rum.

Can you honestly imagine Jack Sparrow singing this!?Oh, well. He'd probably sing it better than that song he always mumbling to himself. We can live and hope. It's basically a cheap knock-off of the Llama Song, spliced in with bits and pieces from the three PoTC movies, but my friend and I got some laughs from it. Later readers.