Akatsuki Blossom

Hiya! I'm new at this so I may suck a little.

Summary: The Akatsuki Gang is taking a break from demon hunting.The Leader decided

that they should have a 3 month break.During the break they discover things

that they never knew.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters including Akatsuki. T-T

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At the Akatsuki Hideout-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Crash!

Bang!

Boom!

Itachi's P.O.V

I woke up to the sound of loud noises coming from the living room.I sighed as I got up from my black bed with pillows that has the design of red cloud. This is the second time this morning Tobi made Deidara mad.When will he learn not to try and steal Deidara's clay?, thought Itachi.

Boom!

Crash!

"I hope that wasn't the new Plasma T.v. Kakuzu bought since he lost a bet," I mumbled.Quickly, I looked in my wardrobe and pulled out black baggy pants, a fish net shirt, a pair of black ninja sandals, and a black shirt that said Don't come to close to meon the front and You're to weak to go against me on the back. I quickly slipped them on and calmly walked out my room, closing the door, I started towards the living room.

Regular P.O.V

When Itachi entered the living room, he quickly ducked at the sight of the broken Plasma T.v. being thrown towards him.

" What is going on in here?!?" cried Hidan as he almost got bombed by one of Deidara's clay bird's while entering through the other doorway.

" I'll tell you what's going on, yeah," roared Deidara," The little brat here stole my play-do and broke my vase!"

" Hehehe... Deidara's name is actually spelled D-I-E-D-A-R-A," said a drunk Kisame as he sat on the black couch.

" Hey guys Leader sa- OH MY GOD!" everyone turned their heads to the source of the sound just to meet Kakuzu's deadly glare and aura kicking in.

"What did you do to the T.v.!" roared a very angered Kakuzu.Deidara pointed at Tobi who pointed at Kisame who pointed at Hidan who pointed at Deidara (Wow that's confusing!).

"I don't care who destroyed the T.v. now," He hissed,"I just care if you guys live through my attack!"

Hidan,Kisame,Deidara, and Tobi had ditched Itachi and the broken Plasma T.v.

All of a sudden, Itachi realized him and Kakuzu were the only Akatsuki members in the room.

" ..."

" What idiots, thinkin' I'll chase em' all the way to a desserted village.What morons.I only scared em' so I'll have enough time to look for their money inside their rooms."

" ..."

" Don't ya care?"

" As long as you don't go in mine, then no I don't."

"Fine with me!" chirped Kakuzu had ran out of the room to start his scavenger hunt for the great green money.

Hmmm...Wonder what Leader-sama wanted to tell us, thought Itachi.

In A Desserted Village-

"Wow, how we get here?!?"asked/screeched Kisame.When he was running he tripped on a tree branch and fainted.After a couple of hours he had woken up undrunk and dirty.

"Hey,Kisame's awake.Finally!!!" Kisame looked over to where the source of sound was coming from.It was comin from a building that was missing its roof and had cracks and huge holes in it.In one of the holes he saw Tobi being strangled by Deidara.

"Hey, since Sharky here is back on his feet, lets start towards base," said Hidan, who was hiding behind a huge dead tree.

"Sure...yeah."

"Whatever."

"Yay! Tobi will be able to take a bath!" chirped Tobi walking towards the trail they had taken and dragged Kisame to the desserted village.It had a dirt path with huge bugs crawling all over the trees that were dead and old.

Couple of hours later at the Akatsuki HQ-

"Hey Itachi, have you seen-"

"Hi Zetsu-san!" chirped a happy voice.Zetsu and Itachi looked at the entrance of the mansion they lived in just to see Tobi,Hidan,Kisame, and Deidara come through the door.

"...Oh," whispered Zetsu's white side.

"Hey guys there you.I've been looking all over for you! Anyways Sir Leader said that we have a vacation.He said that we have been working to hard and we really suck at catching demons," said Kakuzu who had popped out of nowhere next to Hidan.

"..."

"That's good...It think, yeah."

"Fishing?"

"Sacrificing?"

"Eating people?"

"Tobi wants to go see fireworks!" All the other members looked at Tobi with a what-are-you-talking-about face.

"Fireworks?"

"Yup,"chirped Tobi.

"Let's get packed up first.Ok?Ok," said Kakuzu.Then all of the members seperated to go to their rooms and pack up.

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Hello, hoped you enjoyed it.If I have any errors please tell me.Oh yeah, Sasori is going to be in the next chapter.R&R please!!

AB signing out!

Next Chapter:

"Hey are we going to Konoha?"