Title: Tenten's ABC's
Rating: T
Summary: Tenten's pregnant. Poor Neji… This is the sequel to Gaara's ABC's.
By: Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl
Authoress Note: Keep in note that Tenten's pregnant.
And thus is very violent.
Poor, poor Nej-Nej.
(PS: This is the sequel to Gaara's ABC's.)
Disclaimer: I own the idea.
A: "Asshole!" She screams at Neji.
B: "Bastard!" She screams at Neji.
C: Cat. She threw it at Neji. "When the hell did we get a cat?" Questions Neji.
D: Ducks; that's what Neji does as Tenten throws the toaster at him.
E: Everything in the house is a weapon when Tenten is a weapon when Tenten in the room. (Toilet include)
F: Fear wasn't something Neji was acquainted with. Then Tenten became pregnant.
G: "GAH!" Neji screams a spatula at his head.
H: Hide; there is no where for him to hide.
I: "I'm sorry, Tenten! Don't kill me; I'm too young to die!"
J: Jumping; Neji's learned to do it well since Tenten became pregnant.
K: Kiss; Neji wasn't going to be getting any of those anytime soon…
L: Laugh; Tenten laughs evilly when she throws a chair at his head.
M: Monkey; that's the last time Neji takes Tenten to the zoo when she's pregnant…
N: "No sex!" Tenten declared. "Dammit." Neji muttered.
O: Old Men; "Tenten! No! Don't kill the Hyuga Elders! They didn't mean it!"
P: PMS; Neji preferred it once she became pregnant.
Q: "Queen Tenten will kill you all!" Was what she screamed before she went on a Neji-hunt.
R: "Run! Tenten's on the rampage!"
S: "Stop, Tenten! Don't beat that old man with his own cane!"
T: Television; Tenten yanked it out of the wall and chucked it at Neji.
U: "Uh-oh. Tenten, Tenten, Tenten, NO! I'm sorry!"
V: Vicious; Tenten was vicious when pregnant.
W: "When's that due date again?"
X: Xylophone; Tenten said the notes sounded "pretty" as she knocked Neji out with it.
Y: "You're gonna hurt me again… aren't you."
Z: Zebras; Neji could've sworn he saw dancing zebras as he was drifting in and out of consciousness…
(And it was even worse with the second child)
Hehe, I enjoyed writing this.