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I Don't Care If You're A Slave
Kakarott and Vegeta looked at ChiChi speechless, surprised, and just straight-up shocked. Then they turned to Bulma who was smiling, she nodded twice in agreement. Then looked at ChiChi who was smiling as well and nodded in agreement. Then the two looked at each other, a smile curved at each side of their lips.
"Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" they broke out laughing
ChiChi and Bulma raised their eyebrows and stared at them
"I don't think it's so funny!" Bulma pouted
"Even if it was it's not that funny!" ChiChi folded her arms in a rebellious manner
They still laughed. "That's a good one!" Kakarott laughed
"I haven't laughed this much since my last battle 2 weeks ago!" Vegeta said pushing the words
out since he couldn't control his breathing.
"Stop it!" Bulma yelled to them annoyed but they wouldn't listen
"Quit it!" ChiChi yelled just as annoyed as Bulma, still they wouldn't listen
They watched them laugh uncontrollably until finally the girls got tired of being made jokes.
So the girls built up a power ball in their hands and each launched it to two nearby boulders destroying them into millions of tiny pebbles making a loud explosion in the process. "Shut up!"
they yelled in unison.
Finally they stopped laughing. Kakarott and Vegeta stared at them each a little scared.
ChiChi and Bulma sighed heavily, "Now about this upcoming battle….."
"You're not serious are you?" They interrupted
"As a matter of fact we are"
"The thing is he's way too strong, we could barely beat him separately and now that he's gotten
stronger, I don't see how this could be possible"
"Yeah but that was just two Super Saiyan 4's. Imagine how strong we'll be as a team"
"You're girls"
"Yeah"
"Females"
"Uh-huh"
"Ladies"
"We know" They said a little irritated
"Women"
"Yes! It's obvious we're girls! So what?!?!"
"Girls can't fight"
"Listen, we didn't wake up one mourning as super saiyan 4's, we had to woke our
way up. We trained hard to get where we are"
"We mean that girls aren't allowed to fight in a battle"
"There's a first time for everything and I think there couldn't be a better time to bend the rules
than right now. In fact I'd say this is the perfect time. There's a powerful enemy about to destroy
us we want to fight."
They made a thoughtful face thinking this over. Yes of course they wanted all the strong help they could get and no one else on the planet would be willing to fight against Omega Shenron after seeing his power. Of course they could fight those four were the best fighters on the planet and the universe. Somehow they just didn't want to risk getting the women they loved hurt. 'How noble' they thought, 'Willing to fight along side us. Without hesitation. Indeed, they are a hell of a lot braver than the Saiyans in the fight unit.'
The girls waited patiently for an answer. Looking at their faces. Well, at least hoping for an answer
"Okay, you can fight"
"Thanks"
"I'm just wondering what Dad would say" Vegeta said
"You're telling him?" Bulma asked
"No, of course not. Can you imagine his face if he did?"
"I can actually"
"We should train" Kakarott said
They all nodded.
Kakarott stood up and took ChiChi's hand and led her away from Vegeta and Bulma so that they
could train alone.
"Do you have good feeling about this?" ChiChi asked still holding his hand
"Not really" Kakarott said looking down.
"Why?, is his power really that high?"
"Way up there, if Vegeta and I fuse, I don't think we'll still be enough. I mean, I don't know how
strong he's gotten. If it's only a little more then we don't have anything to worry about. But, why
come back to get beaten again? So I still think he's stronger than Gogeta.
"Do you think that Bulma and I can make a difference in the outcome of this battle?"
He stayed quiet for a while, "Well… every little bit helps"
She frowned and looked at the ground along with him, 'In other words no', she thought, 'he wouldn't even look me in the eye'
He grabbed her shoulders, "But hey! We still stand a good chance. We don't always get off to a good start but we always come through in the end."
"Yeah" she said quietly
Bulma bit her thumbnail while Vegeta punched the air
"What's wrong Bulma?, you hungry or something?" he said stopping to look at her actions.
"I'm just worried a little that's all" she replied
"Worried? About what? Oh, you left the stove on didn't you? Awe Bluma not again! Well move your ass and go turn it off!"
"No, I didn't leave it on, I haven't left it on for over two months now. I'm a little worried about this battle"
"Having second thoughts?, you don't have to fight if you don't want to, it'll just be Kakarott, ChiChi, and me."
"I want to fight but I'm scared. Because I'm the weakest of the team. First there's Kakarott, then there's you, then there's ChiChi, and then lastly there's me."
Vegeta's eye twitched. "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that" he said remembering how he was ranked, right behind Kakarott. "Perhaps you can still become stronger than her" Vegeta sensed
Bulma's power, then ChiChi's his eyes widened, "But you must train very, very hard"
"It'll never happen" Bulma said sadly
"Yeah I know" Vegeta said quietly but Bulma heard
"What?" Bulma said angrily
He got a little scared, "Uhh, I said… take it slow. Yeah you can do it just take it slow."
"Thanks Vegeta!" Her eyes lit up, "Maybe I do have to take it slow"
"About a million years from now" he said quietly
"She's just a stronger than me and I wish she wasn't"
"Well that's your fault you should have trained harder" He said flatly
"Excuse me?" Bulma said with an attitude
"What?! I didn't say shit!"
"Yes you did. You said that it's my fault she's stronger than me?!"
"W-what I mean is….. Well see hard I train to beat Kakarotts power level?" she nodded, "Well if I keep training like this perhaps I can do it"
"Which you never will by the way. You'll never beat him"
Vegeta was a little hurt by what she said but he could help but realize what she was saying was true. He had known this for quite some time.
"Well since we're all being honest now. You'll never beat ChiChi!"
"In what sense?!"
"Two things!: Power level and Cooking!"
She gasped loudly, "You know how hard I try cooking!"
"Not good enough! The smell of her food is all over the halls and palace and I all I can wish is if I had some of that!"
"Well excuse me I can't cook you five star food! I guess some of us can't know how to cook and fight!" she huffed, "What about beauty?"
"You're both gorgeous I can't decide" he said in a normal tone
She growled
"Anyways we have to train, all this arguing isn't helping our chances of beating the enemy. It all works out for me though I was going to train anyways, I can't think of a better way to spend my time."
She raised an eyebrow at him
"Ahhahaha, I mean other than spending time with you I mean"
She growled again.
Kakarott sat on the ground Indian style under a tree that gave a generous amount of shade , concentrating on everything around him. His eyes were closed. He was in little world. Undisturbed. At peace with himself and the world.
ChiChi walked circles around him. She launched a punch to the side of his face, he caught it in his own hand.
She gasped, how he could have been that quick she would never know, but not many saiyans could catch her punch.
She continued to walk circles around him, she went twice around him, and made a kick to his ribs. He caught it and tripped her, she screamed on her way down, "Ooof!" she said once she hit the ground.
He laughed
ChiChi rubbed her ass "Don't laugh it ain't funny"
"You'd laugh if it was me"
"That's because it would you rubbing your own ass" she continued to rub "errgh! Son of a…" she mumbled quietly
"You have to break my concentration, I'm going to tell you right now it's damn near impossible"
She got up slowly, "Just shut up and close your eyes"
He smiled and obeyed her. In about 5 seconds the smile faded and he was focused yet again.
She made a thoughtful face and continued to walk circles around him. 'Who do I think I am?' she thought 'sparing with the universes strongest fighter and I think I have a chance to break his concentration, he looks so cute like this though'
She stopped behind him and pushed her power level way down, until it was surprised completely.
'She's right behind me' Kakarott thought 'So she'll attack from there, she thinks she's so sly and…. Huh? Where'd she go?, I can't sense her at all, she was there a second ago but now she's gone'
ChiChi smirked. She hovered just above the grass and flew right in front of him
'Is she still behind me? I can't hear her moving'
The wind blew behind him.
'I can't smell her either, she must be suppressing her power. If she expects to hurt me with no power level it won't hurt me at all, I thought she was smarter than this. Great!, I can't see her, smell her, hear her, or feel her. Where the hell is she?!'
She was right in front of him now, ChiChi enjoyed watching the confused expressions he gave in desperate attempt to find her.
She leaned forward and kissed him softly.
His eyes flew open in surprised but soon relaxed after seeing it was her. She gently pushed him on his back so that she was on top. The kiss went on, his concentration was now officially broken. ChiChi kneed him in the gut and jumped off him.
"Arrrgh!" He said in pain holding his gut
She got off him, smirking
"I have to say that was pretty smart, breaking my concentration by kissing me, can I get a real one now?" he walked closer to her, wrapped his hands around her waist
"Okay" she smiled and leaned in and kissed him
The kiss didn't last too long, "ChiChi you wouldn't happen to know a technique called the Kamehameha would you?"
"Kamehame-what?" she asked confused
"It's my favorite move, it always works, you don't know it?"
She nodded from side to side
He let her go. "I don't think anyone besides me knows how to do it. But I'll show you. Here put your wrists together, one on top the other on the bottom." she demonstrated
She mimicked what he did
"You focus energy on your hands, slowly say Kamehameha while gathering energy and bringing it out"
"Slowly?" she asked
"Uh-uh, it's a powerful attack and I think you'll need it in this upcoming battle, it's like this. Put your wrists together" he demonstrated, she copied his movements. "Focus a generous amount of energy into your hands" he felt her power rise as he did the same "Now call out, Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" he unleashed the attack to the sky
ChiChi broke her concentration due to the amazing attack. 'Such power' she thought, "I thought that his power level couldn't get any stronger than it was a minute ago. All this time it was relaxed but it was still stronger than anyone's"
She kept staring, shocked
"Okay, now it's your turn"
"You expect me to do that?" she pointed at the sky referring to the attack
"Yeah"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because it's too much"
"Too much what?"
"Too much power, I doubt that we'll need that much power to beat him"
"Unfortunately, I don't think it's enough, now come on you're gonna learn this"
She walked away
"I order you"
She stopped sharply and silently mouthed "Shit!" she walked back to him, "Fine, show me again."
"Okay, remember, wrists together, focus power like this…"
She mimicked his process of attack
"Do you even want to learn this?" Vegeta asked a little irritated
"Yes!, but it's too hard!, the attack is too strong!" Bulma complained
"And that is exactly why you need to learn it!"
"Are you yelling at me?" Bulma questioned, but more in a warning sort of way
Vegeta thought back to his previous tone, "No, and if you felt I did I promise it'll never happen again" he replied following with a sheepish smile
"I can't do it, yet you expect me to do the Final Flash attack, your strongest move. Even after I told you I'm the teams weakest"
He thought back to it, yeah she was right, he was being a little too hard on her, he should teach her something that would work around her level of power.
"Can't you teach me a weaker attack?" She asked
His eyes grew wide, "Woman I have no weak attacks!"
"Fine!, I'll just stick to mine!." She huffed, "I'll bet Kakarotts not teaching ChiChi one of his moves anyway!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" they heard in the distance, they turned their heads in the direction of the sound, they saw a wide blue streak of light pointed to the sky. When it end it was followed by cheering made by two familiar voices.
Bulma rolled her eyes
"Yeah, I'm sure he didn't even think about teaching her the Kamehameha" he mocked
"Fine, you've convinced me, final flash here I come" she said, not too excited about it, but seeing as how learning that attack just made ChiChi a lot stronger that her, she figured learning a new attack might do the same for her
"Wait, maybe you're right final flash is way too strong, I do have this other attack that will do a lot of damage to him"
"And that would be…..?" she inquired
"The Big Bang Attack"
'Should have seen that coming' "Okay, fine"
She seemed slightly determind, Vegeta saw how unenthused she looked, he figure he should be training instead of teaching attacks to Bulma, but if he wanted her to stand her own she needed this move.
A/N: I don't think this was worth the wait, Teaching the girls attacks? I better shut my mouth before I say too much. Also, to Yu Qin, thank you for the review, I'm not angry because of your review, as I said, "Tell me what you think and not what you think I want to hear" I'm glad you reviewed what you thought about it, if you reviewed that for an angry or sad reply, I have to honestly say you didn't achieve that at all, I don't get mad easy, I wish you would have said why you thought you needed to tell me in the review