A/N: This just popped into my head, and I had to write it down. Though I have a feeling I'll be ashamed of the shortness. Enjoy!
Anyone who knew that Rukia was a Soul Reaper also knew that she was completely clueless. And not in that bimbo way, though. She just didn't know much about human things, or even the emotions. Otherwise, she would have recognized the feeling that welled up when she looked at Ichigo. And she definitely wouldn't have gotten into the mess that she had today.
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"Hey Ichigo, I think I'll walk home alone today. You think you can handle not killing Renji on the way home?" Rukia yelled across the room as the bell rang.
"Shut it midget! Heck, with that height, someone would just pick you up and walk away," Ichigo yelled back with a smirk. Two seconds later, he took the dictionary that had flew across the room off his cheek, a bruise already staring to form.
"Whatever, you idiot, see you at home!" Rukia called back as she walked away.
It seemed that she failed to notice the slight concern he had as he turned around and went for a quick trip to Urahara's store.
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She skipped along, enjoying the freedom she had in being by herself, though at the same time, feeling a little lonely without Ichigo's company. She suddenly heard two voices a little bit away, sounding like they were about her age (as far as she looked and felt anyway). A boy and a girl. Not able to help herself, she stopped to eavesdrop.
"Hey, this a new thing from America. It's small, but it's called a Kiss. It supposed to taste really good. Do you want me to give you one?" The male's voice spoke.
"Sure, go ahead." Rukia tried to see between the trees, and saw a little thing in tinfoil. "Hey, you're right, it's really good."
Rukia decided to walk away then, but the whole time she was walking away, she was wondering, What's a Kiss?
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"Hey, I'm back!" Ichigo yelled out.
"HEYYYY, ICHIGOOOOO!" Isshin yelled out, aiming a karate kick at him. Ichigo just blocked it with his foot and walked into his room, knowing Rukia would most likely be hanging out there.
"So, no one kidnapped you, huh?" Ichigo said when he saw her, careful not to show the relief he felt.
"Of course not, you idiot. But I heard of a new thing that humans have. It's small, so you don't have to worry about it."
"You want something else? Alright, what is it?" he asked, knowing it would probably be a lot anyway. He had no clue what she was going to say though.
"Can you give me a Kiss?"
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"WHAAAAAAAAT?????!!!!!" Ichigo screamed, jumping away from Rukia like she was the plague. "No way in Hell!!!"
"Please, Ichigo. It's so small. Just please give me this one tiny thing?" Rukia begged, giving Ichigo her "Chappy eyes". She obviously had no clue what she was asking for. But she knew that Ichigo couldn't say no to those eyes. And he knew it too.
He walked over to her with an extremely red face. " Hey, what-" she was effectively silenced with a slow and soft kiss that sadly, didn't last very long.
"There, you happy? I gave you a kiss," Ichigo mumbled, trying to hide the embarrassment he felt, not to mention the huge amount of elation he felt.
"Actually, I…I think I'd like a few…more. But I thought that they were wrapped in tinfoil," Rukia whispered.
Ichigo felt like hitting himself until he passed out. "Oh, you uhh…you meant the chocolate?"
"It's chocolate? Oh." After a second, Ichigo felt his lips on hers again.
"I prefer this human thing better."
A/N: Though this isn't my first story up, it definitely is my first time writing about a kiss. I hope it wasn't too bad. It just popped into my head yesterday, and I had to write it down. I hope you liked it!