HA HA re-written! Messed Up Emotions!!!!!! I thought it's be fun to re-write it cause I read it and I thought it sucked (it REALLY, REALLY SUCKED) I also re-wrote one of my other stories.
Oh and a note I'm not a fan of NejiSaku (truthfully I don't get it…AT ALL!) but I thought it'd be "fun" to write…so yeah.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto!
Talking
Thoughts
Inner
Flashback
Emphasis
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Sakura turned over on her bed accidentally falling off. She moaned and rubbed her wet eyes. She scowled. She had been crying again. All because of Sasuke.
His entire fault.
She sat up and remade her bed too lazy to change the sheets. She took a long shower and walked out of her house totally calm.
But of course there's one thing young 13 year old naïve Sakura did not notice.
She had started her period.
Sakura skipped to the training grounds and grinned as she saw Naruto "HEY NARUTO-KUN!" she shrieked happily waving at him. She continued to rant away about how happy she was numbering things on her fingers she was grateful for while dancing around in circles.
Sakura stopped and looked around "Naruto-kun! Where'd you go?" She walked off in search of her blond team mate.
Well, Naruto had run off the second she called him Naruto-kun. That was just too weird for the future Hokage.
'Need help! Someone kidnapped Sakura-chan and exchanged her with a super happy girl that looks just like Sakura-chan but is WAYWAY too happy!' Naruto sighed in relief when he saw Rock Lee.
"BUSHY BROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted catching everyone's attention "I NEED HELP!!!!"
Lee turned around "WHAT IS IT MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND!"
Naruto took a deep breath and explained everything super fast in one breath.
Amazingly Lee understood "OH NO OUR DEAR SAKURA-CHAN!!!" He grabbed Naruto's sleeve to go find more help.
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Meanwhile…
Sakura glared "THIS IS A RIP OFF!!" She screeched "I refuse to pay that much for that piece of crap!!"
The shop owner glared "THIS IS A PRICELESS HEIRLOOM!"
"Priceless shmiceless! Whatever it is or isn't all I know is one thing! IT. IS. A. RIP. OFF!!!!" She glared at the shop owner stomping out breaking the door behind her.
And so Sakura's crazy emotional rampage began…
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Lee ran to Neji dragging Naruto roughly behind him "MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL!!!! THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE YOUTHFUL CHERRY BLOSSOM OF KONOHA!!!"
Neji's head jolted up when he said "Cherry Blossom" he knew exactly who that was…
"What's wrong with her?" He asked worried. What if she had been attacked? What if she was dead? Terrible thoughts filled Neji's head.
"She's…she's…" Naruto struggled to find the right words "HAPPY!" he blurted out. Bad choice of words Naruto.
Tenten raised an eyebrow joining in the conversation "Naruto," she said in disbelief "I thought you cared about Sakura."
Naruto mentally slapped himself "No, no that's not what I meant!"
Tenten's eyebrow stayed up "than what exactly did you mean?"
Naruto mentally slapped himself again "that is what I meant but I didn't mean it in that way."
Now Tenten was confused. "Than in which way did you mean it?" her head was spinning in confusion.
"I meant that she's happy!"
Tenten lost control of her temper and threw a kunai at his head. He ducked just in time. "YOU JUST SAID THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU MEANT!!"
Naruto scowled in frustration. That wasn't what he meant but he did mean it. "It's not what I meant but it's also what I meant at the same time!"
Tenten's vein popped and she clenched her fists "I don't get it!"
"What he's saying is Sakura is happy but not in a normal happy. In a freakishly un-like her way happy and Naruto's wants to figure out what's wrong."
Tenten's eyes widened "how did you know that?"
Naruto shrugged "it's a guy thing."
Lee, Neji and Tenten stared at him "please, don't ever say that again." They said in freaked out unison.
Naruto shrugged "whatever!" he flicked his hand.
The trio said "or that," in unison again.
Naruto scowled. These three really scared him. They said stuff at the same time. Not normal…
"So…" Neji said changing the topic "what exactly do you need or did you just interrupt our training to be you"
"Help?" he replied trying to sound smart but just proving his idiocy.
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In Tsunade's office…
"your apprentice," an angry shop owner screamed "broke my door because she thought something was too expensive!"
"Oh quit your complaining! That crazy little girl burned my restaurant down because she wanted more noodles in her chow mein!!!"
"What are you guys talking about! That sweet little girl cleaned up my garden for me!"
"She toilet papered my house…..WHILE I WAS SITTING IN THE FRONT YARD!"
"she offered to baby-sit my girl!"
"SHE THREATENED TO EAT MY LITTLE GIRL!"
Tsunade took a deep breath and glared at all the complaining citizens "so what do you want me to do about it?"
"STOP IT!!!" they all roared.
Tsunade took another deep breath. Where was sake when she needed it most?
So at that moment most of Konoha had one question on their mind…
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HARUNO SAKURA?
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again…HA HA RE-WRITTEN! I am so happy! Yes I know…freakishly random!!
yes i know kinda short...(very, VERY short actually) buh w/e:D
Anyways please review:D