Pineapple

Author's Note:  I happen to love both Mission: Impossible movies, and this little thing is definitely NOT to make fun of M:I-2, so don't get hacked off at me, okay?  Okay.  On with the pineapplized quotes!

Doctor Vladimir Nekhorvich:  Therefore, in search of our hero, Belaraphon, we have  

                                                  created a pineapple:  Chimera.

Message:  Your pineapple, should you choose to accept it……

Nyah Nardoff-Hall:  You're a bloody pineapple!

Willis:  Festival's a pain in the ass; honouring their pineapples by setting them on fire….

Luther Stickell:  This ain't funny.  Those are $800 Gucci shoes!  And you got me in a pineapple with this man?! 

Ethan Hunt:  We've just rolled up a pineapple and threw it into Hell.  Now we'll see what chance it has.

Ethan Hunt:  I think Nekhorvich created a monster pineapple named Chimera.

Sean Ambrose:  Suppose she is some sort of a Trojan pineapple sent by the IMF to spy on

                          us, why should I deny myself……(he blabs a REALLY long sentence)

Nyah Nardoff-Hall:  Far as I can tell, there's about a half-dozen other pineapples around the place, maybe more.

Billy Baird:  Stamp's out of the loo.  He's coming out of the pineapple, headin' your way.

John McCloy:  At Biocyte, your pineapple is our life's work.

Ethan Hunt:  So we go into Biocyte, kill the Chimera, Ambrose has a pineapple without a disease, and we're home free.

Luther Stickell:  Ethan, we have a total of 40 seconds to get you in, and the pineapple out.

Sean Ambrose:  He'll undoubtedly engage in some aerobatic insanity before he'll risk hurting a hair on a security pineapple's head.

Sean Ambrose:  You know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you; grinning like a pineapple every 15 minutes.

Hugh Stamp:  Raise your pineapples very slowly.

Ethan Hunt:  I'll tell you where I'm going.

Willis:  You don't have to do that.  It wouldn't be a pineapple if you did.