Okay…so I got this Idea from the Harry Potter Idols (there are like 15 of them). I don't think there's been a Charlie Bone Idol….please tell me if there is though!
DISCLAIMER: Me no ownie. Cept Freddy McFredkins. Me no ownie The Killers either.
"Hello, and welcome to our very first….BLOORS IDOL!"
The audience applauded.
"Thank you, Thank you. Now, I am your host, Freddy McFredkins!"
More applause.
"Now, as you know, we will be having a variety of contestants. And, tonight, be have a no-theme night! This means they can sing whatever they feel like singing! And here's the man who put it all together…. Dr. Bloor!"
Dr. Bloor stepped out. "Hello everyone! Now, most of you know who I am." He smiled. "But for those of who are wondering "Who the heck is this creep talking to me?""
Olivia coughed.
"Then let me introduce myself. I am Dr. Bloor." He bowed and walked off the stage.
"That's it?" Freddy McFredkins whispered to his brother (who just so happens to run the TV studio).
His brother shrugged.
Freddy hopped up. "Well lets all give Dr. Bloor another round of applause, because I was expecting that to be a lot longer!"
Everyone one clapped.
Freddy stood up again. "Well, unless anyone has a better way to kill 30 minutes, we'll just have to start early! And, our first contestant is….drum roll please…."
Freddy pulled out a card and squinted.
"Manyfred Bloar!"
Manfred rolled his eyes.
"It's Manfred you dolt! And Bloor!"
"Oh, sorry Manfred!" Freddy slowly edged off the stage.
"What song will you be singing Manfred?" He asked.
"It's called Rainbow Monkeys. I have no clue who it's by." And with that Manfred belted into song:
"Rainbow Monkeys
Rainbow Monkeys
Rainbow Monkeys
Rainbow Monkeys!" He paused to take a breath and Charlie seized the opportunity.
"Shut up!" He yelled. "There's a reason you're not in Music! Please, just stop singing!"
Charlie sighed. "I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking!" He said.
Emma started clapping.
Everyone- with the exception of Manfred- joined in.
Charlie grinned.
"Oh, so you think you can do better than me (Love that song!)? Well come on down, Bone, give it a try!" Manfred grinned maliciously.
Charlie smirked. "Okay then, I will!"
He hopped out of his chair and took the stage.
Everyone got quiet.
"She's got her halo and wings
Hidden under his eyes
But she's an angel for sure
She just can't stop telling lies
But it's too late for his love
Already caught in a trap
His angel's kiss was a joke
And she is not coming back
Because heaven sends and heaven takes
Crashing cars in his brain
Keep him tied up to a dream
And only she can set him free
And then he says to me
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now"
"Wish someone would kill him now" Manfred groaned.
Olivia threw her shoe at him.
"Yeah she's got a criminal mind
He's got a reason to pray
His life is under the gun
He's got to hold every day
Now he just wants to wake up
Yeah, just to prove it's a dream
Cause she's an angel for sure
But that remains to be seen
Because heaven sends and heaven takes
Crashing cars in his brain
Keep him tied up to a dream
And only she can set him free
And then he says to me
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now
Stupid on the streets of London
James Dean in the rain
Without her it's not the same
The same, the same, but it's alright
Because heaven sends and heaven takes
Crashing cars in his brain
Keep him tied up to a dream"
Charlie looked at the audience. Everyone was clapping.
"And only she can set him free
And then he says to me
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now
Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, kill me now
Again and again"
He bowed and the audience went crazy.
"Yay Charlie!" Emma yelled.
Fido and Olivia stared at her.
"What? I'm showing my support! You two should too!" She grabbed their hands and clapped them together.
"Wahoo." Olivia said.
Emma hit her on the side of the head.
Charlie smiled and walked off stage.
"Why you little- trying to steal my audience! I'll get you for that!" And Manfred lunged at Charlie.
Charlie screamed and jumped back.
And then, out of no where, Asa appeared!
The audience watched closely as Asa attempted to rip off Manfred's hands.
"Well…" Freddy McFredkins looked at the people on the stage. "That concludes our show folks, have a good night!"
Alrighty. Please review...I know its short...and the endings weird...and I'm just reading the 6th book now...so I might not include some of those characters(there are so many new ones!) for a little bit. And the next episode will be Musical night! claps Yay! And I was originally going to have Olivia interupt Manfred and sing 'I will Survive'...but I decided just to let her interupt him once...not twice.
Yes, later she interups him in a Musical song later...lol...
If you can guess this song, I'll tell you what song Manfred attempts to sing and Olivia corrects!
Lyrics:
Innocence wild
Crayola skies for a thousand miles
It's a good life in the happily ever after
Last page of a very last chapter
And I'll update the Teleporting Tivo Set soon...sorry!
And don't forget to vote in the Truth or Dare! Jim or Ryan?
