Shashuko is lying on the couch, hugging a pillow and staring abjectedly into space. All of a sudden, she jolts up.

"I MUST ANSWER QUESTIONS!" she yells randomly. "I summon the Ouran High Host Club!"

The portal pulls out the Hosts, plus Nekozawa.

"Hi guys! You ready?" she asks.

The twins stare at her. "You're so EAGER... usually you take forever for the next chapter. You have ulterior motives! Don't you?" they grin evilly.

Shashuko blushes and looks away. "," she mutters under her breath. "... AHEM! The first review ish from Princessstephanie!"

I have a question for Tamaki, Kaoru, Mori, Hunny, Haruhi, Kyoya, Hikaru, Nekozawa, and Haku (plus anyone else who wants to answer)! What kind of drunk are you? Annoying, stupid, mature...ect? And since none of you are of age and have probably never drank because you are to much of good boys... what kind do you think you will be in the future?

"Tono's a perverted drunk," the twins say immediately.

"He is," Haruhi agrees readily. "I don't get drunk."

"Yes you have," moan the twins, "But you're a serious drunk so that was no fun."

Haruhi pales. "What did I do...?" she whispers to Shashuko.

Shashuko shrugs. "I got high off DDR music. I don't really know what happened after that."

"HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR SISTER!!" Tamaki yells, hitting them both over the head with a baseball bat.

"... Unfortunately, I seem to be a serious drunk myself," Kyouya notes.

"Unfortunately?" Haruhi asks, edging away.

"I probably an annoying drunk!" Hunny says, nodded cutely.

"... Stupid drunk," is all Mori says.

"I'm an annoying drunk," Nekozawa laughs nervously. "Or, so I'm told. What's their next question, Shashuko?"

"That's the beauty of it!" Shashuko beams. "Princess-chan's review was only one question! Next review's from Kinkitsune."

Haruhi-san!; You payed of your debt!? When!? Either way, congratulations! Good job! Oh, and when reading so many manga to Kirimi-chan, did you come across Hana-Kimi? The lead character is in a similar situation to you(well the needing-to-cross-dress part, at least)! I recommend it, if you should ever get bored and have completed all your homework and stuff for the day.

"I payed off my debt in, I believe, the second to ast episode of the anime," Haruhi says, "Though I'm not completely sure where that is in the manga. Hana-Kimi? Heard of it, vaguely, but haven't found the time to look for it in the library."

"Just go to !" Shashuko says, "They've got scanlations of almost every manga you can mention! It's fabulous," she says. "I got all my Furuba spoilers that way."

"Actually, you got most of your Furuba spoilers on Wikipedia," Haruhi points out.

"But I experienced them at Onemanga!" Shashuko says quickly.

Benibara-san!: I've been meaning to ask since the twins pointed it out when you showed up... But how DID you get your uniform under the Ouran Uniform?!

"Oh NO!" Tamaki says, "NO Zuka club!"

Shashuko grins evilly. "I summon Benibara!"

All three Zuka Club members come through the portal.

"You summon one of us? You summon all of us!" They cheer, laughing.

"You guys don't do that!" Shashuko whines. "I've broken three portals this way! Though even you guys can't break this one because it's from hell."

"Please, just answer the question," says Haruhi tiredly.

"Of course!" says Benibara. "We hid the uniform under by..."

"Scrunching it up really tight!" Suzuran finishes Benibara's sentence.

"That still seems impossible," Haruhi says, sweatdropping.

"A good magician never reveals their secrets," Nekozawa points out.

"Thank you! To think, a boy with sense. We need to talk more," Benibara says.

"Ah... ha..." Nekozawa says blandly.

Hikaru and Koaru grin evilly and walk over to the portal to push the Haku Button.

Haku appears on the portal's surface. "Huh?" he asks.

"You're wearing the pink outfit!" Shashuko squeals.

Haku smiles. "I am," he agrees.

"Shashuko!" says Benibara. "Why did you hide this beautiful girl from us?"

"I'm a guy," Haku tells the Zuka president flatly.

"Don't be silly! Of course you're a girl!" Hinagiku protests.

Haku smiles politely and shakes his head. "No, I'm pretty sure I'm a male."

"Prove it!" Benibara challenges.

Haku shrugs one of the shoulders of his pink yukata off (what? real men wear pink!), revealing pale, smooth skin (and MAN-CHEST).

Shashuko's expression turns from shocked, to extremely happy, to unconcious on the floor with a blush and a nosebleed.

"See?" Haku says, "I'm a guy. Please, don't call me a girl, it's grating on my psyche."

"How could you decieve us in this way, Haku!" Suzuran sobs. All three Zuka clubbers run out through the portal, crying.

The twins poor a glass of water on Shashuko and she wakes up.

"I think Haku almost turned the Zuka Club straight," the twins laugh.

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" Shashuko asks, wiping nosebleed blood off of her face.

"After I halfway took my shirt off, you fainted with a nosebleed and then they all ran out crying and saying I had 'decieved' them," Haku laughs.

Kyouya-san: What makes you the happiest? Asides from profit, that is. In contrast, what annoys you the most?

"After profit? Personal gain. The most annoying thing, of course, is Tamaki."

And finally, Kasanoda-san!: How are things between you and Haruhi nowadays? And how is Tetsuya-san doing?

"I summon Kasanoda Ritsu!"

Kasanoda appears through the portal, looking very confused.

"Shashuko...? Why am I here?" he asks. "I thoght I answered all of the questions you had for me." He shivers and pales at all the perverted (Haruhi-related) questions Shashuko has teasingly asked him, which will not be recounted on this show for the sake of the rating.

Shashuko grins. "Yes, but these questions aren't from me," she explains.

Kasanoda stops shivering and returns to his normal pallor. "Okay..." he reads the question. And blushes.

"... Me and Haruhi are buddies," he says remorsefully. He brightens up. "And Testuya-san is just fine, thank you."

Shashuko grins evilly at this, and Kasanoda gets scared again and runs away.

"Well, then!" Shashuko laughs. "That was eventful... and that's also all this person wrote. Next from Lukkiester!"

Lukkie evaporates in from thin air, dragging the little blonde boy from her last review with her. He rubs his head, his face apprehensive. Lukkie, for some reason, looks like she has wanged Sephiroth from FFVII on the head and stolen his clothes.

"Meet," she says dramatically, shoving the teen through the portal and into Kyoya, "Kumo-kun!"

Kumo, as a regular reaction, breaks Kyoya's glasses with a palm to the bridge of the nose. He runs to beside Shashuko, pulling out a piece of crumpled paper.

"...Lukkie has a request. She would like you to take care of me until she finishes ... er, dominating the world?" He shrugs, balling up the paper and hurling it at Kyoya. "She also ...ordered... me to hurt the megane. I've no idea why!"

Kumo smiles charmingly, even moreso than Haruhi's best. Which is quite peculiar, but he is related to two of the cutest anime characters ever.

"Okay!" Shashuko says cheerfully. "I don't really follow FF, let alone FFVII, but don't worry! We'll let you hurt the megane anyway! Can I hug you?"

Kumo's reaction is to sweatdrop. "No..."

Shashuko smiles. "Okay then." she ruffles his hair.

"Anyway," he says, taking another piece of paper out of his pocket, "She has a few questions. The first is for Takashi-dono. 'Takashi-dono, how would you describe your relationship with your little brother? Do you ever fight? Does your relationship go beyond the surface of his admiration?"

"... He's my brother," Mori replies. "Of course we fight... sometimes."

"Geez, did she just read Shakespeare? She wrote this next one weird. It's for... Kaoru-san. 'Kaoru, how the brother's love for one dies like a sparrow in the winter. The noise unequivocal to the quiet where the pain sweeps the silence in the throbbing numbness?'"

AWKWARD PAUSE HERE.

"She's asking if you two have ever felt any anger at each other for being so like the other. She also writes, 'If you give me any of that dramatic I'll fricasse your vital organs.'" Kumo chucks the piece of paper into a waste paper basket.

The twins note the threat and laugh nervously. "Well... yeah," they admit. "But that was only once."

"Anyway, whether or not I'm allowed to stay...?" Kumo trails off, looking troubled. "Shashuko-nii will be written into the fanfiction if she complies, apparently..."

Lukkie brandishes white-hot saucepan at Kaoru and Hikaru out of random portal.

She's pulled out again by a blonde man who looks like a taller Kumo and a brunette with a scar on his face.

"I need to go on Wiki and read up on FFVII," Shashuko notes, "Before I die of not knowing who the hell these people are. And now... DARK-SAMA'S review! W007, darkspiritlords."

"W007 indeed," Haku agrees readily.

Hi everybody!! Lookie! Lookie!! whips out a gaint elf balloon Isn't he cute? I got him on Black Friday during the Macy's Thanksgiving parade! huggles the balloon until it looks like its ready to pop any second then releases it It took ages to get one!! Those old ladies can be really forceful when it comes to cute balloons you know. hands it over to Hunny to play with Don't pop it now ok?

"It's cute!" Hunny laughs. "Macy's Thanksgiving Parade? Like in New York?"

"I got my favorite hat in New York," Shashuko notes, reaching into the portal to pull out a beat-up red hat. It's one of those puffy baseball cap things (what's the word for those? at any rate I have one).

Hm...do you think we've hit Tamaki on the head enough? I don't think we have... Okies the first person to knock out Tamaki gets to live 5 extra years after their deathdate and a batch of my yummy peacan cookies(I'm pretty good at baking)! I made a deal with Death(rather I bugged him till he agreed.)

"Fun to annoy, that Death guy," Shashuko giggles. "Or at least, he is from what I hear. I only met him when he came to pick up Haku..."

Oh Shashuko! I was wondering do you think I could have a pair of those earplugs? My classmates are a pain! Their conversations are as dirty as Kyouya's mind and more annoying than Tamaki's ranting! Thanks!

"Here yas go!" Shashuko hands Dark-sama a pair of earplugs. "Have fun."

More Bribery? Um...how about this? I'll give you access to our smaller vault of weapons(can't give you access to the other one sorry) You may use the weapons however you like except make copies of them or upgrades unless you ask first and as long as heaven, hell, hades/or spirit world and all of their resedence reamain undisturbed by it. Oh and for the sake of Shashuko's life leave earth alone as well until she passes away. That and I'll give you a little tiny ray that turns anything nonliving into chocolate! You may have a tour if you like but not right now because I have a few projects to finish right now.

"Wow..." Shashuko says. "These earth-conquerors are so FABULOUS..."

"I think that's the incorrect use of that word..." Haku laughs.

OH LORD! How can I forget?! Shashuko you're hurt! Watch this! Haku please move away from the portal. touches the portal with a single nail and whispers something under her breath and flinches and quickly pulls away and hides her hand in her pocket Eheheh...Haku please walk through the portal and tend to Shashuko's needs and excuse me...I have something to tend to..bye bye!

"You realize that my finger is fine by now, right?" Shashuko says.

"I'm not gonna let that stop me," Haku chuckles, walking through the portal to pull Shashuko into a hug. She turns a shade of red to make any Hyuuga proud and smiles.

"Thanks Dark-sama! I owes you again. Maybe I'll write a one-shot for you..." she notes. "... As long as it isn't for something I don't know or SasuSaku. Becase there's no way in Hell (no offence meant) that that pairing will ever work out." Shashuko nods (still blushing). "Okay! Heeeeeeeeeere's Xx Tohru xXx Seraphina xX."

Heyya Dianna -chan...and everyone else!

I just have one question, because I should be doing my coursework stupid evil bep ICT teacher, who would you say your best friend is?

"My best friend is KYOUYA!" Tamaki yells jubilantly.

"Hikaru," says Kaoru.

"Kaoru," says Hikaru.

"My best friend?" asks Haruhi. "Well... it's not anyone here."

The Hosts all face-fault.

"My best friend is Takashi!" Hunny cheers.

Mori's reply, of course, is, "...Mitsukuni."

"My best friend isn't someone who shows up in the anime or manga..." Nekozawa says, "but they're in the Black Magic Club."

"My best friend?" Haku asks. "Probably Zabuza-san."

"Didn't Kishimoto say those two were gay?" Hikaru and Kaoru point out, grinning evilly at Shashuko, who smirks back at them.

"Actually," Haku says, "Kishimoto said we were his first attempt at a gay couple. In truth, Zabuza-san is more like a father figure."

Shashuko's smirk grows bigger and she sticks her tongue out at the Weasley rip-offs.

"Well, then, everyone's said their best friend except me and Kyouya," says Shashuko. "I don't have a best friend because saying I have one might hurt my other friends' feelings. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST! ...Kyouya?"

Everyone looks to Kyouya apprehensively.

He sighs. "It's Tamaki," he mutters.

Everyone cheers and applauds Kyouya for saying this out loud.

One more thing...I agree completely with SilverTears713, hugs do make the world go round, and if anyone disagrees I'll break your bones into tiny little pieces, kay?

Loved this chapter!! Xx Tohru x Seraphina xX

"HUGS FOR THE WIN!" Shashuko agrees, hugging Haku tighter. Haku sweatdrops and nods. "And now: It's Chibiharu-chan!"

Everyone besides Kyouya cheers again.

ana-chan!glomps u I missed u so much crys for a bit and then stop

and and I have no question since i'm stupid like thatgrins stupidly

"That's okay," Shashuko laughs. "Of course, by glomping me you are also hugging Haku. Isn't he huggable?"

look at Kyouya then smirks thinking of something mean to do to kyouyaHeyy kyou-chanfake sweet voiceif you want I'll give u a kiss uses her kawaii smile technique

Kyouya blushes, and looks away.

(if kyouya falls for italso cover everyone ears except kyouay):scream really high pitch and loudHIRUMA-KUN!! There's a perv trying to kiss me!(hiruma is from the manga eyeshield 21 )a guy in a football uniform witht he number 1 on it and has spikey yellow hair with pointy picred(sp?) pops out of nowhere and starts shooting kyouya with a machine guy while laughing like a maniac

Shashuko plugs earplugs into everyone's ears as they pass around the popcorn watching Kyouya become full of holes.

By the end of Hiruma's onslaught, Kyouya is unrecognizable.

At this point in time, Shashuko does not get back to this fic for, like, two months. During this time, she tears her Akatsuki cloak, sews a plushie of Haku, gets Haku under the mistletoe (several times), and renders usage of the new computer in the house, which happens to be an iMac. Also in this point in time, she works on her Naruto fics, one of which probably won't be posted until it's ALL THE WAY finished. (edit-- except now I've posted 13 chapters of it o.O)

(Eventually, though, she goes back to this ficcy XD)

yay Hiruma-kun!cheers him on and when hiruma stop shooting kyouya I give him a hug before he leaves and he hug me back and write in his book some blackmail on kyouyabye bye hiruma-kun!grins and waves good-bye

oh and bye guys me have to go now!gives everyone but tamaki and kyouya a hug and skips away

if he doesn't):oh well shrugsoh and bye guys me have to go now!gives everyone but tamaki and kyouya a hug and skips away

-chibiharu-chan

(ps I really really did miss u guys D except kyouya of corse )

"I missed you all too," Shashuko says, eyes big and teary, "I'll try to update more often!"

"But she probably won't," the twins say slyly. Shashuko hits them over the head with the binder she used in sixth grade, which has been classified by the government as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Then, Shashuko smiles cheerily. "The next review is from..." her face falls. "My sister, Bob the Ant aka Hat-boy."

Hi! I'm back! Mwahahahhah...

Turns on Teletubbies and handcuffs hosts to couch

What do you think of the HOT new TV show, Teletubbies? It's SO totally kewl!

Anyway, here you go! Hands Kyoya a My Little Pony. It's a fun big boy toy! -

"And just when I thought I was safe from her online!" Shashuko laments.

Kyouya throws the My Little Pony out through the portal, where it flies into Tokyo Mew Mew and hits Ryou on the head.

Shashuko sighs in relief. "That's all the brat-ling wrote!" She cheers. "Let's see what Arisa Ayase has to say now."

Hi ya'll

Oh, and this is YueAyase-KaoruHitachiin-Lovu, I changed my name

I would like to say that...

KAORU IS MINE! I SNAGGED HIM IN THE PS2! I HAVE HIS MERCHANDISES (still collecting)! I TOOK THE LIBRETY TO SEARCH THE WHOLE WEB FOR PICTURES OF HIM! I THINK OF HIM EVERYDAY! HE'S MINE! (clings onto Kaoru and cries a flood)

Ahem...sorry for all that drama... (wipes tears)

Kaoru just kind of stands there. "That's good to know..." He says awkwardly.

"Where do I get that PS2 game?" Shashuko asks.

Haruhi sweatdrops. "Shashuko, you don't have a PS2..."

Question 1...

(walks up to Hikaru with a chainsaw in one hand, and mysterious power in the other with an evil glint in the eye)

Hikaru...tell me Kaoru's DEEP, DEEP, DEEP, DEEPER THAN HELL AND THE EARTH'S CORE secret or I'll saw you into pieces and feed your body to the dogs... ok...that's too much..(puts away all the stuff), I'll take a picture of Kyouya and Tamaki in flirty poses and Photoshop them so it seems like they're lovers and put it up on the net and the Host Club webpage!

"TamakixKyouya?" Hikaru says, then starts laughing, along with Kaoru.

"Do it! Do it!" They say in unison.

Question 2...

Kyouya... why don'cha wear contacts? I know someone already asked this question, but in the PS2 game, you were NOT wearing glasses in one scene...that made my friend mutter "Kyouya...Kyouya...Kyouya...so cool...so cool...so cool..." all day long ,and it was FREAKY! (goes into a corner and reminescence)

"That's exactly why," Kyouya says. "I don't need fangirls all over me."

Haku furrows his brow. "But I thought you were supposed to be a pervert?"

Kyouya's response is, "I am a pervert. But fangirls are the scum of the earth." He smiles refreshingly.

Question 3...

Hikaru...do you know you're like Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket? Or...most people say...

And Kaoru...they say you're like Yuki Sohma...

And Tamaki (looks in disgust) they say you're like Shigure Sohma...what they call the pervert...

And Kyouya...they say you're like Hatori Sohma...

And Hani-senpai...obviously you're like Momiji Sohma...

And Mori-senpai...they say you're like Hatsuharu Sohma... (cries in a corner)

And Haruhi...(wipes away tears) they say you're like Tohru Honda...which is kinda unlikely because she has a weak heart while you just couldn't be borthered...

Anyway...how do you guys think of the opinions?

Shashuko reads the review and starts laughing. "Here's a better comparison: I Summon the cursed ones of the Sohma clan, and Honda Tohru!"

Fifteen people come through the door.

"You better have a good reason for bringing me here," Kyo growls. "I was about to beat that damn rat Yuki once and for all!"

"Hey!" Hunny says, "He's like Chika-chan!"

Tamaki approaches Akito. "Oh illustrious head of the Sohma clan! It is an honor to meet you, sir!"

Akito's eyes widen angrily and yells (spoiler alert), "I'M A GIRL!!"

She slams him into a wall, which cracks considerably.

"There, there, Acchan, calm down," says one Hanajima Saki, appearing out of nowhere. She turns to Shashuko.

"I see you're writing for once. Keep it up, the higher-ups will be pleased." She disappears.

Nekozawa stares after the place where she was before she disappeared. "Like a vampire bat, she fluttered through my line of sight," he sighs, sounding eerily like someone reciting Shakespeare.

"Haku-san, which shampoo do you use?" Ritsu asks Haku timidly.

Haku replies, "I make my own. You can have a sample of you like."

Ritsu nods excitedly, then gasps. "Imposing on Haku-san to make me shampoo? How shameless! I APOLOGIZE I'M SOOOO SORRY I APOLOGIZE THE THE UNIVERSE!!"

Ritsu leaves, running out through the door, while muttering how sorry he is.

"Ahhh, Tamaki how adorable your Haruhi is!" Ayame announces. "I shall congratulate her with a kiss of joy!"

Haruhi glares. "Don't touch me," she hisses, edging away from the flamboyant snake-man.

Yuki nods his approval. "He's an idiot, stay away from him."

"Tohru, Kyo's a pervert," the twins say earnestly. "You should stay away from him."

"Tamaki too," Shigure adds.

"STOP CALLING ME A PERVERT!" Kyo and Tamaki yell at the same time.

Shashuko stares at the mayhem, the turns to three boys who are leaning against the wall.

"Aren't you gonna do anything?"

Kureno mumbles quietly, "Why bother?"

Hatsuharu nods. "If we get in there, it'll only get worse."

Mori just nods.

"I love your uniform!" Hunny tells Momiji. "I wish we wore that here instead of this thing. It's not as cute..."

Momiji nods. "...Why would anyone compare Tohru and Haru-chan?" He asks after a minute.

"The only things they have in common are brown hair and being normal, at least compared to the people around them." Hunny agrees.

"And having us small adorable blonde boys hugging them," Momiji adds. Hunny nods.

"I need them to leave!" Shashuko says. "It's harder to write with this many people!!"

"LIKE HELL WE'RE LEAVING," Black Hatsuharu growls.

Dark Hunny glares at Shashuko. "They're staying."

Shashuko hangs her head, then pulls a battered, blood-encrusted frying pan out from behind herself.

"I thought I would only have to use this on Aburame Shino..." she said. "It seems I was wrong."

"SHINO SWATTER!" Shigure yells in fear, then every Fruits Basket character except Hatori and Tohru runs out.

"Why aren't you scared?" Tamaki asks in a stage-whisper. "It;s the Shino swatter."

"Shashuko would never hit me," Tohru explains. "She's too nice."

Shashuko smiles back at Tohru. "Your vote of confidence is reassuring. Seriously, though, you should leave."

"Oh!" Tohru says. "Okay, I'll go." She walks out through the portal with a spring in her step.

"And Hatori?"

Hatori writes something down in his ledger, then leaves.

"... I think that answers what Fruits Basket characters we're most like," Haruhi says. "... Sort of."

Question 4...

How do you guys think of me as?

"Fangirl," announce the Weasley rip-offs.

"But that's okay," Kaoru adds hastily.

Question 5...

Do you guys play any rock intsuments? Like guitar, bass guitar, keyboard, drums? I play the guitar!

"I play drums! I play drums!" Hunny says cheerfully.

"I could do keyboard," Tamaki says, "Because of my status as a piano prodigy! I'm just that amazing."

"I'm learning to play guitar," Shashuko says, "But I'm not that good. I just started... oh! And I used to play violin at school."

Question 6...(wow, I'm asking alot...)

Shashuko...why do you summon the Host CLub like ur god? No offence...

"Wow, you have a good point there..." Shashuko says. "Wow. ... Umm, well, I am an authoress, and of course if I summon someone they have to sign a contract with me..."

"Like in Naruto?" Haruhi asks tiredly.

Shashuko nods like a spastic person. "Yeah! Except your guys aren't my summons or slaves or anything. If anything, I work for you."

"Except we can't fire you," the twins add.

Question 6...

How do you guys think of the pairs HikaruxKaoru and KyouyaxTamaki? I know we girls are somewhat sick-minded theses days...

"Ummm..." The Weasley Rip-offs sweatdrop. "Well, we kind of portray that first one, don't we?"

Shashuko grins. "YES on all three counts!"

Everyone else is too shocked for words (except Haku, who has no comment as he does not really read Host Club fanfiction).

Well...Domo Arigatou! See ya!

(Fades away like dust)

"Bye Bye!" Shashuko cheers. "Now, who's next? ... It's Arctic Dragon, who I believe is a first-time reviewer! Love your penname, Arctichan."

Hi Hi! waves I really like reading this, it's answered a few questions that I've always wondered about. mind if I ask some more? These questions are for everyone except the host I'm asking about!

Number 1: How in the world could Kyouya and Mori be possibly any cooler than they are now? Total fan of you guys!

"We couldn't," reply the black-haired bishies, Kyouya smugly and Mori solidly.

Number 2: Name the one person who could have Haruhi if you couldn't (And Kao-chan and Hika-chan can't say each other)

"I would pick Kyouya!" Tamaki says. "Because he would respect her!"

Haruhi eyes Kyouya, who is sketching in his ledger yet again, warily. "I'm not too sure about that..."

"I'd pick Takashi!" Hunny says adorably.

"Tamaki." Mori says.

Kyouya says nothing.

Hikaru and Kaoru grin evilly at Shashuko. "We'd pick Haku."

Shashuko hugs Haku over-protectively. "I hate you both."

I hope you guys make a second series! or at least hurry up and release the dvds in NZ sometime soon!

"YeSSSS!" Shashuko agrees fervently. "MORE ANIME!! And now, the reviewing stylings of Sailor Star Mars..."

Nice fic!

Questions/dares:

1: What kind of animals does Haruhi-san like? I dare you to put a banana peel directly in Tamaki-san's path.

"I like rabbits," Haruhi says blankly, flashing that wide eyed smile. In response, the twins and Tamaki all say, "Cuuute..."

Haruhi, as usual, is oblivious to their blatant crushing. "And as for the dare..." she glares at nothing in particular, "That would require getting near him, so, no."

2: Does Nekozawa-san like Maths? I dare you to do the same dare as Haruhi-san.

"I love how Maths send people into despair..." Nekozawa chuckles, placing the banana peel under Tamaki's foot as he paces around the room ranting about how adorable Haruhi is.

The Host Club King is sent flying into the wall.

3: Where would Tamaki-san like to be right now? By the way Tamaki-san, did you know that your name is a girl's name? lol. I dare you to dye your hair black.

"I HAVE BEEN DARED!!" Tamaki says, running back through the portal to die his hair, ignoring the question completely.

"What an idiot," the twins note.

4: Kyouya is so freaking funny, lol, the evil attitude he has nearly makes me roll on the floor laughing. If you ask if you are really that funny, the answer is yes. I'm so random! I dare you to dye your hair red.

Kyouya glares at Sailor Star Mars, but she can't tell because his glasses are shining.

"I refuse to die my hair," he says menacingly (Star-Mars-chan goes into peals of laughter). Then, he smiles refreshingly. "Thank you for complimenting my evil, though."

5: I will now give Glazed Cherry cookies to Hunny-kun! (does so)

"THANK YOOOOOUUUU!" Hunny stuffs the cookies down his throat.

6: Mori-san, you can have some as well if you want.

"Thanks," Mori says politely, taking a cookie elegantly from the tray and biting into it. (At this action, I invite every Mori fangirl reading this to imagine him doing this at their own peril. And Stephy... imagine Gaara. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!)

7: I dare Hikaru-chan to spray-paint Tamaki-san's hair purple and dare Kaoru-chan to spray-paint Tamaki-san's hair green at the same time so that Shashuko-san can laugh her butt off at the struggle.

Just then, Tamaki walks in with his hair black from his dare.

"GET HIM!!" The twins chorus, tackling him with the spray paint while Shashuko laughs her butt off, looking very like she's having a seizure. The result is a Tamaki who looks like he walked through a splatter-painting contest.

8: When Hikaru-chan and Kaoru-chan finish doing that, I dare them to spray-paint Kyouya's hair brown so that Shashuko can laugh her butt off again.

Kyouya takes one look at Hikaru and Kaoru and they shrink away. Shashuko rolls her eyes and grabs the hair spray, giving Kyouya brown hair, while laughing her butt off (again).

Kyouya pulls out blue hairspray and a spraying battle ensues, the twins joining in the fray.

rofl, in my opinion, this is the funniest review I have ever written.

"Keep it up!" cheer Shashuko, Kaoru, and Hikaru, who are all covered in brightly colored hairspray. "That was fun!"

Shashuko, whose hair is splatter with blue, green, and purple, grins, then sprays the rest of the contents of her can at Kyouya, making his hair mostly brown. "Now for summer-loven-2!"

Hey! I'm tired now so I'll just say stuff that comes to mind .

To everyone: How was you turkey genocide day?! Mine was ok, I made sushi! Speaking of which (gives everyone some sushi) I got my learners permit! I feel sorry for all the squrals already. What are your thoughts on Naruto Uzumaki?

"We're Japanese, we don't do Thanksgiving!" say the entire Host Club.

Haku, being from another reality altogether (which has computer, but no guns or cars), just shrugs.

Shashuko grins. "I'm vegitarian, I don't do turkey. Wow... was it that long ago that I last updated?"

She grabs all the unagi (eel) sushi off the plate. "I'll eat seafood if it's in Japanese food, though."

On the subject of Naruto... Haku sweatdrops, Shashuko goes into a rant about his uke-ness makes him cute, and everyone else is confused.

Comments: I love you all with the white hot intensity of 1,0 suns!

Ok time to do some Homework! Later!

"BYE BYE!!" Shashuko squeals, waving.

At this point in time, Shashuko obsesses herself with her sucky Naruto fics because she pairs herself with Haku in them, and doesn't work on this fic for over a month

"I HAVE A SUDDEN NEED TO ANSWER PEOPLE'S QUESTIONS!" Shashuko gasps. "The next review's from Kira-chantheotaku, whose pen name had to be ignored on spellcheck!"

Hellooz! I've been reading this ficcy for a while and I luv it! opens portal and jumps in Now I can ask my questions properly!

kyouya- deep breath YOU ARE AN OBNOXIOUS, CONCIETED, STALKING, CREEPY, EVIL, PERFECT UKE FOR TAMAKI. what would you do if I burned all you computers and posted everything in your ledger on every site known to man (and some only known to chipmunks)? your song tsumetai yoru is okay.

"If you burned my property..." Kyouya says slowly, a shadow covering all of his face except for his glasses, "You would die a slow and horrible death by squeegee. Then, once you had finally died, I would take my offered position as a co-ruler in hell and spend an hour everyday of your soul's pitiful existence extremely painful, whether or not you were originally assigned to Hell." Ominous squiggly purple lines rolls off of him and organ music is heard in the background.

"What's a squeegee?" Hunny asks.

"Window cleaning device," Mori explains. "Made partly of metal."

tamakiki-hehe...that doth shall be your new nickname. You are a narcissist, okay? stop being so flirty! BTB you obviously don't think of Haruhi as a daughter, so just come out of the closet already! What would you do if Haruhi married Nekozawa? guilty beauty love is awsome!

Before Tamaki can say anything, Shashuko grabs some earplugs (the good kind) and blocks out all sound from Haruhi's ears, as well as everyone else's (excluding those of herself, Tamaki, and Haku).

"To answer your first question--" Tamaki begins, "What does admitting I'm gay have to do with Haruhi? --Not that I am gay," He adds quickly (this is what 'coming out of the closet' means...). "And dealing with Haruhi as my daughter is just more FUN!"

"Fun is an excuse made of win!" Shashuko announces. She double-high-fives Tamaki with the back of her hands.

"Second question--" Tamaki continues, "If Haruhi married Nekozawa..." his face becomes the ultimate picture of horror. "NO! I WON'T ALLOW IT!" The Host Club King huddles up in fetal position, rocking back and forth.

"He'd be extremely distraught," Shashuko supplies. "Oi, Tama-boyyy... there's one more comment for ya."

Tamaki turns around, sniffing, reads the last part if the review that is directed towards him, and stands up with rose petals flying around him.

"Kira-hime!" He exclaims. "Your compliment is appreciated!"

Shashuko laughs and reclaims her earplugs from those who had been ear-plugged.

the hitachiin twins-i just love saying your name like that. isho funness.What do you guys think of HikaKao, TamaKyo, HikaHaru, KaoHaru fics/parings? i wuv your song Bokura no Love Style! Hitachiincest forever!

"We're Hosts," Kaoru notes, "However people want to pair us in their fanfictions is their own business. We don't care..."

"I don't like the amount of Haruhi pairings..." Hikaru mutters.

hunny-glomps you're so adorable and sweet and stuffz! I doth luveth your song Doki Doki Waku Waku! Was it fun singing it? Do you ever get annoyed when people think your a little kid? I think your dark sides name should be Maple Syrup... Here's a super-cake pulls out a Ginourmulungous (if its not a word it is now! ) cake with every flavor known and 400 layers.

"Yaaaay!" Hunny cheers. "You like my song? Yes, it was fun to sing and no, being taken as a little kid is fun! Then I get to tell them off and watch their faces fall...

'Maple Syrup'? That's a good idea!"

When the cake appears, Hunny's eyes go wide with food-love.

"Wow... thank you," he whisper quietly, before quite literally diving into the cake, sending frosting everywhere.

mori-glomps Yayness! I doth lurveth your song Itsumo Soba Ni! teary eyes isho prettyness! my #1 fave! when you get wierd facial expressions it's hilarious because its so unusual and then you look like a puppy...Is it ever annoying when people make steriotypes about you? Those people are baka! You're a nice, caring, doesn't talk so much that your ears bleedglares at Tamakiki kinda guy. that is very hard to find these days...i think there is a rule at my school that says all boys have to be baka or pervs to enter... u rock WOOt! Hyuugacest all da way!! besidess Uchihacest will never happen!Mwahaha!

"Yes, it never will," Mori notes, slightly dazed by the wordiness of this comment. "...And... thank you."

haruhi-You Rock! Even though your stuck with some of the most annoying people on the planet looks at everyone besides Mori, Hunny and Nekozee (new nickname Mwahahaha) you still keep you temper. Do you hate the girls uniform? i think that dress is evil!! its so giry and bright and poofy...it burns! i think i'll "edit" it...

"I tried it on once..." Haruhi notes. She glares into space "The puffy sleeves are unnecessary and annoying."

"And itchy," Kyouya adds absentmindedly, writing something in his ledger.

After a long, awkward silence, Kyouya notices that everyone is staring at him. "What? My sister used to complain about them all the time."

"By the way, feel free to 'edit' that dress any time you like," Haruhi says darkly. "I'll buy one just for that purpose."

nekozee-Yayz! You rock! the black roses are awsomeness! goes chibi why dosh Nekozee be 'fwaid of da light? kitties isho da cuteness!!

"Yes," Nekozawa agrees, "Kitties are Da Cuteness. I fear the light because it shuns me so..."

all-Mata Ashita is the 2nd best song eva! Byezez! jumps through portal with ouran girls uniform in a bag...while going thru portal, stars singing (to the tune of Elmo's World theme): dodo dodo dodo dodo Hunny's World dododo, dodo dodo dodo dodo Hunny's World! dododo, Hunny loves his cakie, Mori-sempai too, thak's Hunny's World!

Shashuko gives a thumbs up. "Nice parody! I love Sesame Street... it's so cute... And yes... Mata Ashita is in fact a song made of awesome! I downloaded that song illegally off the internets and now it gets stuck in my head nonstop."

Haruhi sweatdrops. "Now to hear from an anonymous reviewer known only as Reiko."

Ok, after reading this for so long (it's great by the way) I have decided to ask some questions.

1) Ok this one is for Kyouya, since he seems to run the Host Club behind the scenes, how do you change the Host Club room so dramatically each day? Honestly, I think it's impossible without causing chaos around the school with all of the props you bring in.

"Oh, that's easy," Kyouya says, "I order props and have Hunny and Mori put them in the desired places, then clean them up afterwards."

Hunny smiles excitedly. "Then, Kyou-chan gives me cake! It's me and Takashi's extra special helper job!"

2) Ok this is for Mori-senpai, why do they label you the 'wild' type? Because you seem more reserved (in a cute way) to me.

Mori's eyes widen. "I... don't... know..."

Everyone looks at Tamaki.

"I did not mean 'wild type' in the sense that he's uncivilized," Tamaki says nervously. "I was thinking more like an alligator or crocodile, which will be still and calm until necessary, then suddenly shows an outburst of strength!"

Shashuko blinks. "Really? Then how come you said the other day that Mori-san is like Tarzan?"

Tamaki covers his face with his hand in a 'facepalm' gesture. "I meant he was strong..."

"He still is!" Hunny says sagely.

3) Um...next is Tamaki, do you come up with all of the Host Club cosplaying ideas and themes or does everyone pitch in? And if you do then you do a great job at it

"We all have brainstorming sessions before and after club hours!" Tamaki announces. "Though Renge and Kyouya seem to have the better ideas..."

"Because Renge is a girl, and understands what girls like," Kyouya says to himself, marking in his ledger.

Haruhi looks confusedly at Kyouya. "Then how come you have such good ideas, Kyouya-sempai?"

Kyouya freezes and doesn't say anything. The entire room goes silent.

"... Ummm..." Shashuko sweat-drops. "Thank you for your thought-provoking questions, Reiko-chan! The next review is from LadyDream3512."

hello,um...well

for "ate" shashuko( ate means; 1:sign of respect)

first of all i really like it :)ur the best

"Wow..." Shashuko gasps. "Thank you...!"

"What's with the reaction?" Kaoru and Hikaru ask at the same time. "She's acting all... not loud..."

"She's been reading Fruits Basket," Kyouya explains. "And decided that she was going to be more polite, like the protagonist Honda Tohru."

The twins stare at Shashuko, then back away slowly.

my question is for you and "kuya" mori(kuya:sign of respect)

who do you prefer;misty or ash?

pikachu or mew?

"Misty and Pikachu," Mori says blankly, staring into space.

"PAIRING!" Shashuko yells. "... What? It's a game my sister and me play. Whenever we see two people interacting in a friendly or adorable manner on TV or in a movie, we say 'PAIRING'. It's fun!"

"I didn't mean it like that," Mori says.

who do you like best in the host club?(exeption to haruhi)

"Hunny," Mori says. He gets glomped by Hunny and Tamaki.

...Wait.

Tamaki?

Mori turns to stare at the taller blonde. "Tamaki... why?"

"That moment was cute!" Tamaki says, tears of joy leaking down his face.

"You're totally right!" Shashuko says. She glomps Mori too.

for kaoru

who do you like best; your brother or haruhi?and do you really

mean it at the last chapter(about killing your brother?)

"Umm..." Kaoru looks away. "The person I like more is..."

Shashuko grabs her super earplugs and puts them in the ears of Kaoru and Haruhi. "Go get 'em, Tiger."

"Well..." Kaoru looks away embarrassedly. "I don't... I don't know. Hikaru is the person I've been closest to for the longest time-- SHASHUKO DON'T HUM BILLY JOEL SONGS! And Haruhi, well..." Kaoru blushes. "She's... amazing... I don't know which one I care for more..."

"Obviously your brother!" Tamaki says. "Because Haruhi belongs to--"

Shashuko grabs a giant gourd out of the portal, hits Tamaki over the head with it, and puts it back through.

"Let Kaoru think for himself!" She ties him to a chair with purple rope and gags him. "Now, Kaoru, the second question...?"

Kaoru narrows his eyes. "I meant it."

for hikaru

same as your brother.

Shashuko switches Hikaru's earplugs to Kaoru.

"Well, Hika-chan?" Hunny asks, eyes wide. "Which one do you like more? Kao-chan or Haru-chan?"

Hikaru sighs. "Well, Kaoru is my little brother," he says, "I've lived all but three minutes of my life with Kaoru, and as a result he is very precious to me. Haruhi is my..." he blushes. "My... ummm..."

"Love interest?" Shashuko nudges.

"NO!" Hikaru yells. "She's-- she's--"

"Your love interest," Kyouya says flatly.

Hikaru bows his head. "Fine... have it your way... for lack of a better word, she's my love interest. Well... both of those people... are very precious to me. I don't want to choose!"

"But, if you did...?" Shashuko wiggles her eyebrows at the older Hitachiin suggestively.

"I... I don't know!" Hikaru says, looking away. "I don't... know."

"Well, without putting Haruhi and Kaoru both in danger, there's no way to figure this out," Shashuko sighs. "Kay... I'll just take the earplugs out now."

She takes the earplugs out of Haruhi's and Kaoru's ears, but leaves Tamaki in bondage.

for kuya mori,

what will u do if huni doesnt like u anymore?

Mori's face turns an unhealthy shade of white. "I would..." his brain fizzles out and he falls over, unconscious.

"He'd do that!" Shashuko laughs, pouring a bucket of ice cold water over Mori's head.

for kuya tamaki

do you like haruhi or as in like like?

Shashuko unbinds Tamaki. "You have a question, so you're safe from me for now. But seriously, stop acting so selfishly. Whoever Haruhi ends up with is up to Haruhi and not YOU. Now answer the question."

Tamaki smiles. "Haruhi? I don't like her, I... I LOVE HER!"

"WHAAAAAAAAT?!" Hikaru, Kaoru, Hunny, and Shashuko gasp. "YOU ACTUALLY REALIZED YOU DON'T THINK OF HER AS YOUR DAUGHTER?!"

"YES!" Tamaki says.

Haruhi blinks. "That explains a lot..." she says to herself. "That explains A LOT..."

"YOU DIDN'T REALIZE IT?!" Everyone male in the room (yes, that includes Haku) yells, before falling over (Mori grabs Hunny as he drops to cushion the shorter boy's fall).

"Kaoru! Are you all right?" Hikaru gasps, sitting up slowly and shaking Kaoru's shoulder.

"I'm... all right..." Kaoru mumbles, but he winces as he sits back. "I... think. My knee hurts a little... could you kiss it better?"

"Of course," Hikaru says, gently brushing his lips against Kaoru's right knee.

"Umm, Hikaru..."

"Yes, Kaoru?"

"It's my other knee."

"... I knew that," Hikaru says awkwardly. Everyone sweat-drops.

"Looks on the bright side," Shashuko says quietly to Haruhi, "In all this Twincest commotion, Tamaki forgot that he confessed to you and won't press for an answer. He won't remember 'till later."

"I... I guess that's a good thing," Haruhi says. A light blush covers her cheeks.

for kuya kyouya

are you really perv? cause my cousin says you says

so..

can i have one picture of you all(i can pay for it

atleast)

"Yes," Kyouya sighs, "I am a pervert. Did you miss the chapter where Shashuko showed everyone the pictures of Chibiharu-chan in her underwear that I drew in my ledger?"

Shashuko gives a peace sign. "Well, there was some UlquiHime fanfiction, too, but I hadn't read Bleach at the time so I didn't get it when I read it. ... Hey, Kyouya?"

"No."

"But--"

"No. You can't read my fanfictions."

"Awwwwwwwwww..."

for ate haruhi

same as tama-chan.

"Umm..." Haruhi blushes. "I... well, I..." she starts fiddling with the hem of her shirt. "I think of him as a friend in the very least."

Tamaki brightens. "So, there's hope for me?"

Haruhi glares at him. "Not of you keep pushing it."

for kuya huni

have some cake and chocolates

do you think you can be mad to someone?

(please let it be not me)

"I can get mad," Hunny says happily. "I just don't do that very often since it's more fun to be happy!"

who do you like best haru-chan or mori?

"Takashi of course! Haru-chan is my friend, but Takashi is my very very best friend! Sorry Haru-chan."

"I'm all right," Haruhi laughs. "You've been friends with Mori-sempai for years and years. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't beat that."

Sorry it is so long.

love you all

"That's o-kay!" Shashuko giggles. "I'm in a question-answering mood right now anyway! Besides, your questions were interesting. Though I don't know what that was about Hikaru and Kaoru killing each other... damn I really need to read the rest of the manga."

Shashuko spins around a few times, skips in a a circle, then skids to a stop.

"The next reviewer is HarunoRen!"

Takashi, which is best hyugacest: NejixHinata, HinataxHanabi, or NejixHanabi? Hyugacest RULZ!!

Mori blinks. "NejixHanabi."

Tamaki how would you do if your ex-best friend from France came to the host club to destroy the host club out of jealousy?

Tamaki gasps. "Jean-Paul would never do that!"

Kuma/Beary how do you feel about Tamaki and the Host Club?

Tamaki starts laughing. "AHAHAHAHA! Surely, HarunoRen-san, you realize that stuffed animals cannot talk!"

"Or can they?" Shashuko grabs her remote and points it at Beary, pushing a red button.

Beary slowly stands up and walk towards Tamaki.

"Suoh-saaamaaa..." Beary says in a child's voice. "I wuv you, Suoh-saaamaaaaa..."

Tamaki smiles. "Beary, I love you, too!" he grabs the teddy bear and starts swinging it around.

It says, "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Beary-chan?" Tamaki asks, spinning to a halt.

Beary looks up at Tamaki with wide, shiny eyes. "Yeees, Tamaki-sama?"

"What do you think of me and my friends in the Host Club?" He asks.

"Well..." Beary thinks for a moment. "To me, Tamaki-sama is the best, ever. Those twins are... incorrigible. Kyouya scares me. Mori doesn't talk much, but he seems a nice guy. Hunny is adorable, and Bun-bun is an excellent conversationalist. And Haruhi's just plain adorable."

"What a smart bear!" Tamaki exclaims.

Bereznoff how do you feel about Nekozawa, the host club, and the dark magic club?

"Let's find out!" Shashuko cheers. She pulls Nekozawa out from behind the couch, where he'd been hiding so as to not attract too much attention to himself, points her remote at Bereznoff, and presses the red button.

Bereznoff suddenly is a little less droopy then before, and starts moving a little as it talks. "A question for me? Wow! This is unexpected... well, Nekozawa is a great guy. He set me up with my girlfriend Sabina, plus he lets me sleep at his house and carries me around everywhere. The Host Club are a little werid and way too falmbouyant."

Tamaki face-faults and hides in his Designated Emo Corner, while Haruhi nods in agreement.

"As for the Dark Magic Club," the puppet continues, "They are Made Of Awesome. The Best. Club. Ever. Can I go back to sleep now?"

"Sure," Shashuko laughs, pressing a blue button at Bereznoff.

Beary yawns. "Me, too?"

Shashuko nods. "Totally." She presses the button at Beary as well.

Haku do you know where Kimimaro is?

"Huh?" Haku asks. "Me?"

Shashuko gives him a 'death glomp' and giggles. "Yes, you, you adorable person you. Where's Kimimaro?"

"Kimimaro?" Haku thinks. "... Oh, that guy. He was in my class at the Academy. Umm... I think he's dead. We got out of touch once he went to Orochimaru a couple years ago."

"Awww..." Shashuko says. "I wanted to ask him a question. I can only get dead people from YuYu Hakusho, DragonBall, and Bleach, or any other manga where the realm of the dead is a place visited and returned from. But in Naruto, we don't see where the resurrected guy goes, so I can't pull in dead people. Sorry! But I'm pretty sure they put him in heaven." She sniffs. "Poor guy... Kay, the next review is from Intimidating!"

I have a problem, I have a scary attitude like Kasanoda-sama and other times I'm as creepy as Nekozawa. Either way people are scared of me. I feel stupid but I don't know how to change. Any advice?

Shashuko grins (still hugging Haku). "I SUMMON KASANODA RITSU!"

The portal swirls a bit and Ritsu pops out.

"We have someone here who had in intimidation problem," Shashuko says. "Kasa-kun, Neko-chan, is there any chance you know why people are or were scared of you?"

Nekozawa grins frighteningly. "I'm scary because I talk creepily, I mostly say things about creepy stories, and because of my manner of dress, particularly in the fact that it hides the upper half of my face."

Kasanoda smiles awkwardly. "I used to not know why people thought I was scary," he admits, "But now I know: I glared at people all the time, I talked rudely and like I was going to hurt them, and I seemed angry all the time. I rarely smiled in public, or, in fact, at all. Good luck on improving yourself! It's a tough task, but it's worth it."

"What wisdom, Kasa-kun! You can go home now."

Kasanoda nods and leaved through the portal.

"The next reviewer is Arctic Dragon!"

I've got just one more question after reading chapter 13. what WOULD happen if Tamaki met Ayame Sohma?

"This is what would happen-- I SUMMON SOHMA AYAME!"

The long-haired bishie flies out of the portal.

"Haruhi!" he says. "You've gotten even cuter than before!"

Haruhi takes a step away from him.

Tamaki bristles. "Step away from my Haruhi!" he yells, pulling Ayame away from the female host.

"Ah!" Ayame says. "I didn't realize she belonged to you! I am so sorry for my interference! Could you ever possibly forgive me, oh Host Club King?"

"Yes!" Tamaki says, grabbing Ayame by the hand. "I forgive you a hundred times over."

Haruhi's left eye twitches. "I... I think... they're in love..."

"PAIRING!" yell Shashuko and the twins. Shashuko hugs Ayame and gently places a small white snake back into Fruits Basket where he belongs. "Now, Neriamisia!"

I'm Gaara's buddy, don't worry Stephy. I get Sasori :) such awesomeness he has. Dark-sama, Emma says thats fine now. I don't really have many questions but...

"Oh, good," Shashuko sighs in relief. "You don't wanna see Stephy angry. Glad we got that overwith."

Everyone: How would you react if your genders were switched?

Shashuko grins. "I'd put on a dress anyway!"

Tamaki falls over and starts moaning in pain. "I'm... NOT... a girl..."

"I'd wear pink," says Hikaru, "And I'd wear blue!" Kaoru finishes. The Weasley rip-offs both give the 'V for Victory' sign.

Mori blinks. "People would underestimate me in Kendo... I'd win."

"But you always win anyway!" Hunny points out.

"But I'd win easier."

Hunny blinks. "Wow, that's possible? If I were a girl, I'd..." he thinks. "Marry Takashi!" he grins.

"You can do that anyway," Shashuko says.

"But it's not legal in Japan yet..." Hunny whines. Shashuko hugs him.

"If I were a girl..." Kyouya pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose so they gleam evilly. "I'd sneak into--"

"We don't wanna hear it," Shashuko says quickly. "What about you, Nekozawa? Haruhi? Haku-kun?"

"I'd..." Nekozawa blinks. "Well, the only change you'd all notice would be by voice, since I wear this baggy cloak all the time," he notes. "So I guess I'd do about the same things I do now."

"I don't know..." Haruhi laughs. "I never thought about it." she shivers. "And I don't want to think about it anymore."

"I'd run from the fanbase," Haku says, "Very fast. As fast as I could."

Kasanoda: I know an okama that really likes you. Will you hang out with him?

"Wow, Kasa-kun, you're getting popular!" Shashuko reaches in and pulls out Gaara.

"Whoops," she laughs, shoving Gaara back in before he gets pissed enough to attack her and pulls out Kasanoda.

"I might just always summon you at the start of the chapter," Shashuko says. "Summoning you nonstop is getting annoying. Answer the question, kay?"

Kasanoda nods. "Umm... I... don't know. Possibly. It all depends on his personality."

"Well said, Kasa-kun! You can go home now."

Kasanoda goes home.

Takashi-sama what is your favorite era in history? Do you have rival Ninja and/or Samurai families?

"... Feudal era..." Takashi says blankly. "Rival families... Moronomiya, Aizawa, Hitsugaya, Kurosaki, Hinamori, Yamada, Kuchiki... that's all I can think of right now."

Nekozawa are you a girl?

Nekozawa sweatdrops. "Last time I checked, no."

"OOOKAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Shashuko says. "You all owe this person since this last review is what made me answer these last couple of questions instead of just working on my other fan fictions. It's Chibikiki-chan! Who, unless I'm mistaken, is Chibiharu-chan in disguise?"

ah anna-chan?! crys I mis u ,haruhi, the twins, hunny-sempai, mori-sempai, tama-baka and strangly i also miss kyo-teme too TT so please update soon TT

"I miss you too!" Shashuko says, looking at her feet. "I'm soooo sorry I haven't updated! ... Since November! AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SOOO SOOO SORRY! I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORLD I APOLIGIZE THE UNIVERSE I'M SO SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY--"

"It's okay," Haku says, "Calm down." Shashuko hugs him.

Then, she grins. "Oh that's right. Thanks for reminding me about Kyouya's problem, reviewer-sama! I'm actually gonna send him to Pervert Rehab, so he's not gonna be a hazard to women anymore. Also, I'm confiscating his ledger."

Shashuko grabs the ledger from Kyouya and pushes him through the portal to his rehabilitation facility, giggling.

Then, she opens the ledger and starts looking for Kyouya's Bleach fanfiction.

"Oh, yeah," she says, "You Hosty types can go home now."

The entire cast of Host Club (that is present) runs out through the portal.

Shashuko closes the ledger. "Hey, Haku?

"Yes?"

"Where's Deidara?"

"I think he had a mission or something..."

"Awww... pity." Shashuko notices that the fic is still being written.

"Why are you guys still here! GO REVIEW!"