Great Expectations: In 10 Minutes.

-A lighthearted parodical simplification of the novel.

DISCLAIMER: Charles Dickens owns all. Not meant to be taken seriously. Seriously.

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SCENE 1: A Lonely Marsh Graveyard in Kent

The wind is howling and we see a little boy kneeling in front of 7 prominently displayed gravestones. They all bear the name of PIRRIP.

LITTLE PIP: sniffle I am a poor little, unrealistically polite orphan with little to no self esteem. Despite this, I still manage to be the cute, precocious (annoying) kid that attracts readers. I despise Mr. Dickens and his financial obligations.

DICKENS: (from atop a mountain of money)… eh? Did you say something?

enter the CONVICT

CONVICT: ARRRRR!

LITTLE PIP: Eeeep!

CONVICT : Gimme food and a file or my 'friend' will eat your liver and heart out.

LITTLE PIP: …What's a liver, sir?

CONVICT : …Never you mind, jus' do it. …ARRR!

LITTLE PIP: Eeeeep! Yessir!

LITTLE PIP: (scampers home)