********** III **********
The next day in Garden's basement...
Selphie: "ZELL DINCHT! OPEN THIS DOOR!"
Zell: "Mr. Dincht is not in the office. This is a recording."
Seifer: "We know you're hiding in there! Come out!"
Zell: "Zell is not here. This is a recording."
Rinoa: "Haha! Gotcha! Open up, NOW!"
Zell: "If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not."
Xu: "Zell, we just want to talk to you, and stuff. Open the door, please?"
Zell: "Mmmmm. Nah!"
Irvine: "Open up, partner, or we will @#%$ you!"
Selphie: "Irvy, we're going to @#%$ him anyway."
Irvine: "Oh, right."
Squall: "Zell! Do you understand in how much shit you are?"
Zell: "No hablar Ingles!"
Seifer: "What?"
Quistis: "That's Spanish, and poor one at that, he said that he doesn't speak English."
Rinoa: "ZELL! Stop f*ck*ng around, and come out here!"
Zell: "No comprende!" [No understand]
Quistis: "Let me handle this! Zello abre la puerta y muere!" [Zell open the door and die]
Zell: "Je pas parler Espagnol!" [Me not speak Spanish]
Quistis: "&@%#! French now! Ouvre la maudite porte!" [Open the damn door]
Squall: "Zell, come out now, and we'll not kill you too much!"
Zell: "I lost the key to the lock!"
Rinoa: "Say, Squall, don't you have the master-key to Garden?"
Squall: "Oh! Right!"
Zell: (CRAP!)
Seifer: "I'm gonna @#$% him! Big time!"
Xu: "Take a number, Almasy! Most of Garden wants a piece of him!"
Seifer: "Well, I'm the tallest, so I should go first!"
Selphie: "NO WAY!" ::jumps savagely at Seifer::
Irvine: "He! Leave my girlfriend alone!" ::shots at ceiling, pieces of plaster fall::
Rinoa: "I'm gonna settle things with Zell first!"
Crowd: "GET IN LINE!"
Rinoa: "Ho yeah? - ANGELO COME HERE!"
A general fight ensues, as everybody wants to have a little 'talk' with Zell first. Taking advantage of the confusion, Mr. Dincht opens the door, crawls through the crowd on all fours, and then dashes for the emergency stairs.
Raijin: "HEY! Ya know, there he goes! Ya know!"
Zell: (Cheese it!) ::runs like hell::
Seifer: "GET HIM!" ::runs with Selphie still clinging to him::
Selphie: "BOOYAKAAAA!"
Irvine: "GERONIMOOO!"
Rinoa: "YOU'RE T-REXTAUR CHOW DINCHT!"
Squall: Whateveeeer!" (Squall's war cry)
Quistis: "I'm gonna whip him good!"
Fujin: "RAGE"
Xu: "I want my money back!"
Most of Garden: "US TOO!"
Zell reaches Garden's first floor, and makes a dash for the exit. While he looks behind himself, he collides with Cid.
Cid: "Ah, Mr.Dincht, just the man I wanted to see."
Zell (sweating): "Huh, hi there Mr. Headmaster sir. If this is about the classes I missed, I'm kind of in a hurry here."
Cid: "In fact, Mr.Dincht, it is more of a personal issue. It's about that date you got me yesterday night." ::frowns dangerously::
Zell: "Er- I don't remember the details of your file."
Cid: "Did you really think it was funny to pair me up with the Shumi Elder, Mr.Dincht?"
Zell (sweatdrops anime style): "Heehee, must have been a glitch in the psycho-profiler software."
Cid: "Ah yes, about that, did you know that running a business inside Garden is not permitted?"
Zell: "But you came to my agency, and..."
Cid: "Don't aggravate your case, Mr.Dincht!"
Nida: "Hey! There he is!"
All: "GET HIM!!!"
Zell: "SHIT!"
Cid: "Don't worry, I got him! - Huh?" ::looks at hand holding Zell's empty shirt::
Selphie (still clinging to Seifer): "FASTER SEIFER! FASTER! HE'S GETTING AWAY!"
Seifer: "Get off me, Tilmitt! &%$#!"
Irvine: "Don't talk to my woman like that!"
Seifer: "Says who!"
Gunshots are heard, and people throw themselves at each other's throats, in an effort to get to Zell first, which allowed our friend to escape.
Zell made it to Balamb's port, more people pursuing him, as his clients from the town joined the Garden members. There he stole a boat, and disappeared at great speed.
Garden was mobilized, but even an extensive search couldn't find Mr.Dincht. Time passed, and things cooled down. Zell might even be able to come back to Balamb, some day [not soon though].
********** ********** **********
***** EPILOGUE *****
As improbable as it may seem, some good came of the whole ordeal.
Squall and Seifer finally decided that they had so much fun, that they could live without seeking revenge on Zell. They became regulars at the karaoke place, and people come from as far as Esthar to see them perform.
Rinoa and Raijin hit it off, she thinks that he's sweet and uncomplicated, and he appreciates the fact that she doesn't kick him every two minutes. Dost mine ears hear wedding bells?
Quistis and Fujin became good friends, and they often go out together to meet guys. They usually hang out at the karaoke bar, to see Squall and Seifer. Now, if only those two guys would notice the adoring looks the two young women give them...
Edea and Laguna are keeping their relationship hidden for the moment; they are waiting for the right moment to break the news to Squall.
Rumor has it that Cid is dating Dr.Kadowaki, but they're being very discreet about it.
Selphie and Irvine broke-up, made-up again, broke-up once more, then patched things up. I'm not sure where they stand right now, but I heard that, deep down, they really, reeeeeally love each other.
Zell decided to take a long leave of absence, somewhere far, far away. He can certainly afford it now, and hasn't been heard of in a while.
If you know of his whereabouts, call the Balamb's Most Wanted Hotline, there's a reward for any information leading to his arrest.
I'll even throw a few Gil myself; Ward is not my idea of a dream-date! [He was a great conversationalist though].
***** THE END *****
The next day in Garden's basement...
Selphie: "ZELL DINCHT! OPEN THIS DOOR!"
Zell: "Mr. Dincht is not in the office. This is a recording."
Seifer: "We know you're hiding in there! Come out!"
Zell: "Zell is not here. This is a recording."
Rinoa: "Haha! Gotcha! Open up, NOW!"
Zell: "If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not."
Xu: "Zell, we just want to talk to you, and stuff. Open the door, please?"
Zell: "Mmmmm. Nah!"
Irvine: "Open up, partner, or we will @#%$ you!"
Selphie: "Irvy, we're going to @#%$ him anyway."
Irvine: "Oh, right."
Squall: "Zell! Do you understand in how much shit you are?"
Zell: "No hablar Ingles!"
Seifer: "What?"
Quistis: "That's Spanish, and poor one at that, he said that he doesn't speak English."
Rinoa: "ZELL! Stop f*ck*ng around, and come out here!"
Zell: "No comprende!" [No understand]
Quistis: "Let me handle this! Zello abre la puerta y muere!" [Zell open the door and die]
Zell: "Je pas parler Espagnol!" [Me not speak Spanish]
Quistis: "&@%#! French now! Ouvre la maudite porte!" [Open the damn door]
Squall: "Zell, come out now, and we'll not kill you too much!"
Zell: "I lost the key to the lock!"
Rinoa: "Say, Squall, don't you have the master-key to Garden?"
Squall: "Oh! Right!"
Zell: (CRAP!)
Seifer: "I'm gonna @#$% him! Big time!"
Xu: "Take a number, Almasy! Most of Garden wants a piece of him!"
Seifer: "Well, I'm the tallest, so I should go first!"
Selphie: "NO WAY!" ::jumps savagely at Seifer::
Irvine: "He! Leave my girlfriend alone!" ::shots at ceiling, pieces of plaster fall::
Rinoa: "I'm gonna settle things with Zell first!"
Crowd: "GET IN LINE!"
Rinoa: "Ho yeah? - ANGELO COME HERE!"
A general fight ensues, as everybody wants to have a little 'talk' with Zell first. Taking advantage of the confusion, Mr. Dincht opens the door, crawls through the crowd on all fours, and then dashes for the emergency stairs.
Raijin: "HEY! Ya know, there he goes! Ya know!"
Zell: (Cheese it!) ::runs like hell::
Seifer: "GET HIM!" ::runs with Selphie still clinging to him::
Selphie: "BOOYAKAAAA!"
Irvine: "GERONIMOOO!"
Rinoa: "YOU'RE T-REXTAUR CHOW DINCHT!"
Squall: Whateveeeer!" (Squall's war cry)
Quistis: "I'm gonna whip him good!"
Fujin: "RAGE"
Xu: "I want my money back!"
Most of Garden: "US TOO!"
Zell reaches Garden's first floor, and makes a dash for the exit. While he looks behind himself, he collides with Cid.
Cid: "Ah, Mr.Dincht, just the man I wanted to see."
Zell (sweating): "Huh, hi there Mr. Headmaster sir. If this is about the classes I missed, I'm kind of in a hurry here."
Cid: "In fact, Mr.Dincht, it is more of a personal issue. It's about that date you got me yesterday night." ::frowns dangerously::
Zell: "Er- I don't remember the details of your file."
Cid: "Did you really think it was funny to pair me up with the Shumi Elder, Mr.Dincht?"
Zell (sweatdrops anime style): "Heehee, must have been a glitch in the psycho-profiler software."
Cid: "Ah yes, about that, did you know that running a business inside Garden is not permitted?"
Zell: "But you came to my agency, and..."
Cid: "Don't aggravate your case, Mr.Dincht!"
Nida: "Hey! There he is!"
All: "GET HIM!!!"
Zell: "SHIT!"
Cid: "Don't worry, I got him! - Huh?" ::looks at hand holding Zell's empty shirt::
Selphie (still clinging to Seifer): "FASTER SEIFER! FASTER! HE'S GETTING AWAY!"
Seifer: "Get off me, Tilmitt! &%$#!"
Irvine: "Don't talk to my woman like that!"
Seifer: "Says who!"
Gunshots are heard, and people throw themselves at each other's throats, in an effort to get to Zell first, which allowed our friend to escape.
Zell made it to Balamb's port, more people pursuing him, as his clients from the town joined the Garden members. There he stole a boat, and disappeared at great speed.
Garden was mobilized, but even an extensive search couldn't find Mr.Dincht. Time passed, and things cooled down. Zell might even be able to come back to Balamb, some day [not soon though].
********** ********** **********
***** EPILOGUE *****
As improbable as it may seem, some good came of the whole ordeal.
Squall and Seifer finally decided that they had so much fun, that they could live without seeking revenge on Zell. They became regulars at the karaoke place, and people come from as far as Esthar to see them perform.
Rinoa and Raijin hit it off, she thinks that he's sweet and uncomplicated, and he appreciates the fact that she doesn't kick him every two minutes. Dost mine ears hear wedding bells?
Quistis and Fujin became good friends, and they often go out together to meet guys. They usually hang out at the karaoke bar, to see Squall and Seifer. Now, if only those two guys would notice the adoring looks the two young women give them...
Edea and Laguna are keeping their relationship hidden for the moment; they are waiting for the right moment to break the news to Squall.
Rumor has it that Cid is dating Dr.Kadowaki, but they're being very discreet about it.
Selphie and Irvine broke-up, made-up again, broke-up once more, then patched things up. I'm not sure where they stand right now, but I heard that, deep down, they really, reeeeeally love each other.
Zell decided to take a long leave of absence, somewhere far, far away. He can certainly afford it now, and hasn't been heard of in a while.
If you know of his whereabouts, call the Balamb's Most Wanted Hotline, there's a reward for any information leading to his arrest.
I'll even throw a few Gil myself; Ward is not my idea of a dream-date! [He was a great conversationalist though].
***** THE END *****