Ahem, Ladies and Gents I present my latest chapter in the Covenant humor section "Ways To Annoy The Sons Of Ipswich". The idea just came to me the other day and I figured what the hell, most of you like my lists so here's one more. I started with Chase because technically he's the eldest and well, his stuff came natural. So with that, enjoy, laugh and comment please.

Ways to annoy Chase...

1) When he pouts, tell him that he looks constipated.

2) Constantly ask him if he has a thing for Caleb since he never shuts up about him.

3) If he starts preaching about his powers and family line stare at him blankly and reply "Me thinks someone has some DADDY issues he needs to work out."

4) Ask him if he needs a hug.

5) If he gets mad say "Oh what are you gonna do, hit me with a Jell-O blob? Oh no, my calorie intake!"

6) Make fun of him because he's not as manly as the OTHER sons of Ipswich.

7) Or as hot.

8) Constantly refer to him as the less hot version of Caleb.

9) Stare at him for a long time until he gets mad and demands to know why.

10) When he does say "I honestly don't get what the Mary Sues see in you."

11) When he asks what a Marry Sue is, point the rapidly growing group of girls who act like Reid out and throw him to them!

12) While he's being mauled, flirt with Caleb.

13) Make him read fics where he's paired with Caleb and laugh at his shocked expression.

14) If he gets mad, reply with "Oh, but you two make such a cute couple."

15) Constantly ask him who's on top and then insist its Caleb when he doesn't answer because Caleb's manlier.

16) ...and doesn't have boobs!

17) Buy him a bra for those man melons

18) Tease him about the fact that his great - great - great – great – great - great grandpa was a horn dog and ask if he's one

19) If he says yes, pop back with "I knew it, you've only known Caleb for less then a week and already you've mounted and kissed him on the bathroom floor."

20) Tell him Caleb has a thing for Pogue and laugh when he tries not to pout

21) Then tell him Gorman's still available.

22) If any of these infuriate him and he uses that dark voice of his pipe back with a stern voice. "Oh you did not just use the Big-Boy voice on me!"

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