The Way I Are

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Remember the time baby
Yeah, yeah

I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers
But together we be the perfect soulmates
Talk to me girl

Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go touch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out til we get it right

"You know... I 've been thinking..." Naruto started off.

Did you hurt yourself?" Shikamaru said with a sly smirk.

"No. I didn't if you must know..." he shot back.

"Then what?" Neji asked impatiently.

"What if Neji changed. Like his everything..." Naruto said.

"Go on..." Shikamaru said.

"I mean if Tenten didn't like the old Neji, then she might like the new one!"

"That does not make sense..." Neji said.

"Well how about I put it in more logical turns..." Shikamaru said folding his arms behind his head. "Your elaborating that if Neji changed his personality, looks, and most importantly, his attitude. He will have the possibility of winning her back over than going out with Sasuke...""That's what I said..." Naruto.

So what did you wanna talk about, Sasuke?" Tenten asked.

"Hm..." he said guiding her somewhere.

"Ano... where are you taking me?"

"You ask alot of questions, you know that?"

Tenten stopped, crossed her arms and puffed her cheeks out. "That was rude..."

"But the truth..."

"Whatever..."

Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like, I like, I like….

I ain't got no VISA
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me girl

"And how do you plan on changing Neji, Naruto?" Choji asked.

"Well maybe more like Sasuke... I mean, since Sasuke likes Tenten and all..." Naruto said.

"I have been there. And you do not want to know what happened..." Shikamaru said.

"I don't think I want to know..." Naruto said.

"Same here..." Choji stated too.

"Hn."

"You gotta stop saying that too..." Shikamaru said.

"Stop saying what?" Neji asked. (Yes a OOC moment for Neji. Flame me, go ahead...)

"Hn. He's telling you to stop saying it..." Naruto said.

"What are you talking about?" Neji asked.

"The 'Hn' you use..." Choji said.

"I still don't follow..."

"Forget it..." Shikamaru sighed.

Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go touch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out til we get it right

Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are

"This doesn't really seem like your thing, Uchiha..." Tenten said looking at the lit lake.

"It isn't..." He replied. "And it's Sasuke..."

"O...k...?" Tenten said confused.

"This isn't the real you. You know that..." He said looking at the ground.

"What?" Tenten asked shocked, her cheeks tinted pink.

"I prefered the weapon Tenten. Not this girly girl one..." Sasuke said looking at the full it moon.

"What are you saying, Sasuke?" Tenten asked.

Baby girl, I don't got a huge ol' house,
I rent a room in a house
Listen baby girl, I ain't got a motorboat,
But I can float your boat
So listen, baby girl, once you get a dose of D.O.E
You gon' want some mo'
So listen, baby girl, when I'm naked I want you there,
Want you there, yeah.

yeah my money and me loof like feel me them,
and it's realy not quite louis allason,
Your body ain't Pamela Anderson,
Its a struggle just to get you in the caravan,
But listen baby girl,
Before I let you lose a pound I'll buy a bigger car,
So listen baby girl,
I love you just the way you are, the way you are

"Whoa..." Naruto said getting the guys attentions.

"What?" Shikamaru asked.

"I'm hungry..."

"GET OUT!"

"But I am!" Naruto complained.

"And I thought it was serious..." Neji said.

"Exactly..." Choji said nodding.

"Well there's that... and I got this bad feeling about something..." Naruto said.

"Yeah. I felt it too..." Neji said.

"Well, it's getting late..." Shikamaru said glancing at the clock. "I think it's time you guys leave..."

"Yeah... I'll see you guys later..." Choji said opening a fresh bag of chips on his way out the door.

"Bye Shikamaru." Naruto said. "I'm gonna go get some ramen before I go home!"

"You do that." Neji said walking out too.

"Hope it turns ok for you Neji..." Shikamaru said.

"Yeah..."

oh, baby, it's alright now, u aint gotta flaunt for me
if we go touch, you can still touch my love, it's free
we can work without the perks just u and me
thug it out til we get it right

Baby if u strip, you can get a tip
'cause I like you just the way you are
I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can u handle me the way im are?

Hand in hand. They walked down the dark street.