Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, but if I did, bet your bottom they would be dancing naked in my living room right now...lol.
This idea sort of hit me when I was watching the weather channel, freaky huh? Oh well, if it makes a story, I'll do it!
"Hello everyone and good morning, this is your local news channel with myself Naruto Uzumaki. Today we have with us Sasuke Uchiha, with the weather, Kiba Inuzuka with sports and Neji Hyuuga with the traffic report. Let's head to Sasuke now with the weather. Sasuke?" The blond looked off to his right where a certain raven haired boy stood. He nodded and faced the camera.
"Today is slightly cloudy with a seventy percent chance of rain. Thunderstorms will be brewing in the north east and hail might be apparent near the coastline. Strong winds are constant and have reached up to thirty miles per hour. Cold fronts will be sweeping through so grab your jackets folks. Make sure you have your umbrellas ready and watch out for slippery roads. Naruto?" he finished, stepping away from his weather map. Naruto shuffled the papers on his desk and looked back toward the camera.
"Thank you Sasuke! I hope no one gets wet out there!" the blond said, giving a curt nod to the raven haired meteorologist. Sasuke smirked and nodded his head back. Practically every women behind the cameras swooned.
"And now let's go to Sports, Kiba how are you today?" Another link popped out on to the TV com screen, revealing a smiling and thrilled looking Kiba. He winked and turned to the scene behind him.
"Well Naruto, looks like the nations favorite soccer team, the Hurricanes are in town. There getting ready for their yearly training camp and as you can see, there is a very large crowd behind me!" The camera focused in on a large group of people, waving and smiling at the camera. Kiba went up to a random fan and presented her with his mic.
"Well young man whats your name?" The boy looked slightly bored and suddenly smirked when he noticed the logo on the side of the microphone.
"Hello there, My name is Sai. Are you with Konoha news?" he asked, folding his arms and raising an eyebrow. Kiba blinked and slowly nodded.
"Why yes we are, this is the sports section. Tell us, are you a fan?"
"Why yes...Yes I am, both to soccer and the news station. Tell me, is Naruto Uzumaki watching this?" he asked. Kiba laughed and looked in to the camera.
"Naruto, you watching? Seems like I found a fan of yours." Naruto looked up and scratched the back of his head.
"Yes I am Kiba! Nice to see a fan of the station!" the blond nodded and scratched his cheek.
"Oh...Not of the station per say..." Sai replied, shrugging his shoulders.
"But you seem interested to know we were Konoha news..." Kiba protested.
"Yes, because I am a fan...A fan of your head news caster." Sai winked in to the camera and licked his lips. "Naruto..." he said seductively, raising his hand and making a phone with his two fingers. "Call me...I'd love to get to know you better in a different setting..." Sai said, lowering his eyes a bit. Back at the station, Naruto was just about to take a sip from his coffee until he heard that. He spit it out all over his pants and quickly hid the mug behind the counter.
"Uh...Uh, w-well, K-Kiba! Let's finish with the sports section! We still have Neji for the traffic report!" he stuttered, quickly grabbing a tissue from his desk and wiping down his pants. Sasuke chuckled behind him and smirked.
"Sounds like Naruto catches some people's interests out there. Should we advertise your phone number Naruto?" he asked, fully amused by the situation. Naruto once again tried to take a sip of coffee, but once again, spit it out on himself.
"Shut up weather boy! I'll post those pictures of you drunk from our last Christmas party if your not careful!" the blond threatened, looking down at his completely now ruined pants. Sasuke growled and pointed at him, finger shaking slightly.
"You told me those pictures got deleted! You little shit I'm going to kill you!" Naruto ignored him and turned back to Kiba.
"Well, thanks Kiba! Can't wait to watch the next game from the Hurricanes. Let's go to Neji for the traffic report! Neji?" Sasuke could still be heard in the background, cussing and swearing at the little energetic news castor. Naruto ignored him and watched Neji's link. The screen turned dark, rain could be seen coming down in every direction. Neji stood in front of a line of traffic that seemed to go on forever down a high way.
"Thanks Naruto, it looks like traffic is backed up all the way to exit 3A, severe thunderstorm warnings have been given across the state. As you can see behind me, people are fleeing and seeking higher and dryer ground. A flood warning has also been issued and people should take caution and stack up on supplies. Thats traffic, now back to the station. Naruto?" Neji said, adjusting his yellow rain coat back over his head. Naruto nodded and smiled.
"Thanks Neji, come back soon and safe, it looks nasty out there! To wrap things up we quickly go a special alert. It seems we have also been given severe thunderstorm warnings. Tests will flicker regularly to make sure warnings and tips are given out. I'm Uzumaki Naruto and you just watched Konoha news, good night everyone!" Naruto said, waving at the camera. The director motioned that the camera was off, Naruto stood and sighed. Looking now at his ruined pants. Sasuke walked over, still slightly pissed.
"Do you seriously have those pictures?" he asked, narrowing his eyes. Naruto laughed and patted his friend on the shoulder.
"No, I lied, I did delete them. I just needed a come back, that Sai guy was seriously creepy!" he shivered and had to remember to change his phone number, should Kiba accidently blurt it out while he was down there. Sasuke seemed to let out a breath of relief. A crew man ran up to them and waved.
"Good job today guys, the chief wants you in her office asap!" he said before running off and handing out papers to everyone. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other briefly and shrugged. They left the news section and started heading toward the offices. Naruto whining about his pants the whole way there.
TBC
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