A/n: I know I said I was only going to do one-shots, but this one'll be multi-chaptered. It's so easy to type, with no setting and explanations and all. But it'll be just 4-6 chapters only. I've still got a life you know. School's got so many unexpected surprises. So, anyway, I don't think I'm going to write that His Sister sequel for a while, I just love this manga/anime or whatever!! Please review, any queries? Don't hesitate in asking me. By the way this took ages to upload since I kept thinking how to keep the texts right because they were all jumbled, then I came into a conclusion that it was because the link really did exist, so I erased the .com and it worked, but it sucks.

E-mailing Idiots

To: Blackcat.aliceacademy

From: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

Subject: Give me back my skirt, idiot !!

Natsume!! You idiot! Give me my skirt back! Ruka tipped you off already! He told me you stole it from my drawer! Give it back to me now or you will pay a terrible price!

To: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

From: Blackcat.aliceacademy

Subject: Why should I?

You're such a whiny strawberry printed panties girl, you know? Your username definitely fits you. Honestly, when are you ever going to change that?

To: Blackcat.aliceacademy

From: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

Subject: Because I told you so

Shut up and just give me my skirt back! You're so immature!

To: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

From: Blackcat.aliceacademy

Subject: Immature?

Look who's talking.

To: Blackcat.aliceacademy

From: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

Subject: I'm sick of you!

Just give it to me, darn it! Stop playing games!

To: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

From: Blackcat.aliceacademy

Subject: Ha! Try saying that to my face!

As if I'm threatened.

To: I'mTsubasa.aliceacademy

From: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

Subject: Help me!!

Tsubasa-senpai!! Waaahhh! Natsume won't give me back my skirt!! Waaaaahhhh! I hate him!

To: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

From: I'mTsubasa.aliceacademy

Subject: Don't worry

I'll take care of it.

To: Blackcat.aliceacademy

From: I'mTsubasa.aliceacademy

Subject: I've some business with you.

Give Mikan's skirt back you idiot, or you'll pay a very terrible price!!

To: I'mTsubasa.aliceacademy

From: Blackcat.aliceacademy

Subject: Funny

I think I've heard that line somewhere. What makes you think I'm scared of you?

To: Blackcat.aliceacademy

From: I'mTsubasa.aliceacademy

Subject: You better be

Hah! So I guess you're not scared of me buying those pictures of you while you were singing in your bath from Imai and print it for everyone else to see? They're terribly affordable you know.

To: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

From: Blackcat.aliceacademy

Subject: Idiot

Your skirt's with Ruka.

To: I'mTsubasa.aliceacademy

From: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

Subject: Yeyy!!

You did it Tsubasa-sempai!!! Thanks!

To: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

From: I'mTsubasa.aliceacademy

Subject: Anytime

No problem! But Imai is the one who should really get your thanks.

To: idiotsbeware.cybertech

From: Strawberry89aliceacademy

Subject: Thanks!

I don't know why, but thanks!

To: Strawberry89.aliceacademy

From: idiotsbeware.cybertech

Subject: Stop bothering me

Bakaa.