Well I am VERY sorry for not updating this for a gawd awful amount of time! I just got preoccupied and ended up forgetting and not particularly caring, to be honest, about this story. Then I got all these favorite story notifications, and I'm talking numerous! So I decided, since it was still so popular, I might as well treat you for reading my neglected story. Thank you very much for making me write again. And who knows, depending on the response of this chapter, I might do ANOTHER one! So ENJOY!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Chapter 3

The Counterattack

Emmett POV

Edward has gone too far this time! He will be punished for this, and this will be far better than his little "prank." I am going to torture his pride and joy, this will scar him forever. With him being immortal, that just amplifies my excitement. This will all occur tomorrow at school, just like he did to me, I will humiliate him to no end.

(The next day)

Edward POV

Alright, Emmett did not even come home last night and that worries me. Either he is far too humiliated to even approach us or he is planning something dreadful for me. I'm betting on the latter. Worst part about it is that he is out of reach for me to hear, so I will have absolutely no clue what he is going to do!

Well, not much I can really do about it now since I'm sitting in class, helpless. Perfect, just perfect.

Wait, I hear him…

"Mwahahahahaha! I'm going to get you Edward! I know you can hear me, but you can't stop me! You are just going to have to wait and see. Oh, and you are going to love this."

CRAP!

Emmett POV

Mwahahahahaha! I'm going to get you Edward! I know you can hear me, but you can't stop me! You are just going to have to wait and see. Oh, and you are going to love this.

Boy I am going to love this, before I can anything though I must block Edward from entering my mind. Yeah, didn't think I could do that did you? I learned a few tricks over the years, only way I could keep some kind of privacy in that house. Also so I could keep my genius mind from being revealed.

Time to make my prank a reality; got everything I need inside this duffle bag. *pats bag*

Edward POV

Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, OH…MY…GAWD! What is he going to do? Ring bell, RING! I need to find him! Wait, why can't I hear him anymore? Did he leave again? Am I safe? Probably not, but that still doesn't resolve the reason of why I cannot hear him!

RRRRR-IIIIIIIII-NNNNN-GGGGG!

Yes!

*races to locker* Okay, nothing different in here, not a single thing missing or added. What else do I have here? My car!

*bolts outside, stops, and stares in horror*

What did he do? That horrible person!

"MY CAR!" Oops, I did not intend to scream that, especially so high like a little girl. Great, now there are people running out here to see what the ruckus is. Oh dear…he ruined her! Berta is ruined!

There is toilet paper all over it, with something that looks like ketchup on the windshield that says "Payback's a bitch!" Then there is this enormous silver bow tied onto the body of the car like it is a present or something! The nerve of him! Wait a second, there is something inside the car. Oh my GAWD!

It is pink paper-mache flamingos! They are covering the interior of the vehicle! Oh dear, there is a huge snake in there as well! It's moving around all my stuff, it actually POOED in there! I am going to murder Emmett for this!

Everyone is cracking up at this, perfect! Wait a second, is that Bella? It is, she is hunched over laughing as well! I feel so alone! What is wrong with people? All I did to Emmett was play an embarrassing video to all of the school and town, but he defaced my car! That is so much worse! I mean Berta is one of my few loves, how dare he!

He is SO going to pay…

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Oh and did you enjoy my naming of his car? =D