I'm soooo sorry I haven't updated lately sniff there is no excuse for me. FORGIVE ME!!!! I need a hug.
Sakura sweatdropped, "Well, now that she's done whining and begging for forgiveness, lets see what you guys have to ask us." Sakura took out a letter.
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From: nejitenfangirl
To Skybell:
1. who is ur favorite character on the show?
2. YOU'RE AWESOME! ( not really a question )
3. I also think people should ask you more questions. ( not a question
but it
is TRUE!)
4. NEJITEN ROCKS! ( not a question )
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SkyBell nodded "Yup, I like this girl. My favorite character is between Kakashi and Kiba. Thank you. I agree and that is the truth and nothing but the truth." Sasuke rolled his eyes "Try to refrain from giving her compliments, she sucks em up like a sea sponge (I take no credit for this line. I don't remember where I first heard it)"
Mysteriously, a lamp just happened to hit him on the head. Hmmm, I wonder what happened.
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From: Dark Shining Light
Sasuke: Don't you think 15 children a bit to much? I mean why not start
small, like 5 kids (all boys if you want) and then see if you're ready
for 10
more.
2) What would you do if all of a sudden Itachi had an interest for
sakura?
3) What do you think of the ItachiSakura stories?
Sakura: Do you feel like leaving Sasuke because of the 15 children
thing?
Naruto: Have you ever tried the American ramon?
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Sasuke thought and put his hand through his hair. "Hmmm, that might work insert sakuras sparkling eyes As for you're other questions, Itachi wouldn't have a chance to take an interest in Sakura cause by then, he'll be dead and for the stories authors: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!! Ahem, I'm done thank you for you're time." Sasuke clears his throat.
SkyBell puts her hand in the air "OMG! I just remembered, we have a speacial event this chapter. THHHHHHEEEE…. AKATSUKI CORNER!!! TADA!" she waved her hands towards the corner where all the akatsuki members were standing. Most looked bored out of their minds.
Sakura sweatdropped while Sasuke fumed and tried to kill Itachi but was held back by numberous hands for several different reasons. "To answer you question. No not really. I could always take the pill if I wanted." Sasuke turned to her with fir in his eyes "NO YOU WON'T!"
"Hmmm. Have I ever tried american ramen. eats some spits it out I have now and I am very disappointed in americans."
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The Former PrinceofDDR
This is the first Ask fic I've seen that has Sasu/Saku. Great job! l've
got a
gift for you, Sasuke-Dono! Meet Metal Sasuke! (Read my ask fic for
details)
He's yours to command from now on!
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Sasuke smiled evilly and pulls out a metal remote control and makes the robot start to run around. SkyBell tries to stop it. "Stop Sasuke, you'll get me in trouble."
Itachi came up. "Stop foolish brother." Sasuke stares at him then makes the robot go after Itachi. SkyBell and Co. sweatdropped. "Well, that was an interesting gift."
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Luna.the.betrayed.ninja
Ino: You deserve a hug, Shikamaru could you give her a hug please?
Sasuke: 15 isn't enough to rebuild a clan, you'll need a few more. :D
Shikamaru: WAKE UP! Yeah my question is... What's your favorite cloud
shape?
Cuz I've been watching the clouds for the last couple of days and one
of them
looked like Deidara's bird. -bows head in honor of Deidara and kicks
Sasuke-
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Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about the last couple of times, don't worry, you won't get in trouble again pats head. Ino turned to Shikamaru "yeah, I desreve a hug." She holds out her arms and Shikamaru grudginly hugs her. Sasuke gasped "You all have so many different opinions! Ha! In your face Itachi, I'll have more kids then you!" Itachi turned to his little brother. "What are you talking about little brother. I certainly have more." Tenten looked around "Have?"
Suddenly, little Itachi chibis with tiny Akatsuki coats started popping out of nowhere. They all chanted 'Daddy' as they surrounded Itachi. He mirked. "What was the you were saying little brother?" Sasuke retreated to the corner of gloom.
SkyBell shook Shikamaru awake "hey, there's one for you"
Shikamaru blinked his eyes open. "Well, I did see this one cloud I really liked once. It was shaped like a cloud. You don't see that everyday."
"YES YOU DO!!!"
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Mahou Inu Alex
To Sakura and Ino: WOuld you two please fight Rumble Roses style or
Flavor of
Love Charm School style.
To Sasuke: If I fried your head and feed it to Zetsu, would it taste
like
chicken?
To Hinata: -hands over a white rose- Just a way of me being a
gentlemen. But
why so you like Naruto? He's just so stupid.
To Skybell: If you could... Would you A. eat a hotpocket or B. sell
Gaara on
ebay for lots of money? Or C. nuke Orochimaru to hell.
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Sakura and Ino looked at each other then back at the letter. "We don't really no what that means so we're gonna have to decline this one." Sasuke shivered, "I sure as HELL don't know." Zetsu smiled evilly "yes, would you like me to taste it to see?"
Hinata excepted the rose, "I like him just because I like him." SkyBell thought. "Definetly the hot pocket."
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zapper9
For Naruto:
1. How many kids do you wanna have with Hinata?
2. Do you like waffles?
3. If someone made chocolate flavored ramen, would u eat it?
4. Why don't u have 12 kids with Hinata?
For Hinata:
1. Why are you so shy?
2. If Naruto married you, how many kids would u have?
Sasuke:
1. My friend says he wants to have 20 kids. I think 15 kids is not
enough.
Why don't u have 30 kids?
2. Do you like waffles?
To Skybell:
1. You are the coolest person ever!
2. Can you make lee change his catch phrase?
To tenten:
1. How many kids do you wanna have with Neji?
To Neji:
1. Why don't u have 18 kids with Tenten
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Naruto and Hinata thought for a few moments. "Probably only two dattebayo. Never had any (I know, it's a crime). Probably. And hell no." Naruto seemed satisfied at having answered all the questions at once.
Hinata tried to do the same as Naruto by answering them all at once. "Because of my father. Like he said, two." But she didn't have as many questions.
Sasuke looked at Sakura "Most people want us to have more kids, how 'bout it huh?" "NO" Flatly came from Sakura. "I like waffles"
SkyBell: "Thank you smile and no, unfortunately or I would have a long time ago."
Tenten and Neji looked at each other and laughed. "sorry but no, we're not rabbits like Sasuke. Although that is not true for most Hyuugas (I swear they're rabbits)"
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ice cream214
to sasuke:
(1)who would you chose the last tomatoe in the world or have sex with
sakura?
(2)why do you have karin in your group shes a ?
(3)how do you feel about the lemons in the fanfictions?
to ino:(1) why do you hchase sasuke when he likes sakura
to sakura:
(1)who would you like to have sex with itachi,sasuke,naruto,or garra?
(2)has sasuke ever touched your or your breast?
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"Either one would be fine, I didn't chose to have her in my group and for the lemons…. Lets just say I thought I was an expert before. I was waaaay wrong."
Ino huffed and crossed her arms. "There's nothing wrong with chasing after smexy guys. Right Shika?" She turned to Shikamaru only to find him asleep.
Sakura looked at her questions and paled. "No. Why do I have a feeling this person is going through puberty right now?"
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xteenuh102593
okay so sasuke. are you secretly in love with sakura?
another one this one for naruto. naruto, is it really that hard to
figure out
that hinata likes you? (i ttly luv ramne too!!)
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"It's not really a secret." Naruto looked at the question, "No way! Hinata likes me. And you guys never told me. You hid that reeeeeal well, Hina-chan." Sakura hit her forehead, "Your freaking kidding me right." Unfortunately, no.
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questions for sasuke-
1.what do you think about all the itaxsasu lovers out there?
2.also, how do you feel about you and naruto being the most popular
yaoi(from
naruto)
questions for naruto-
1.did you know theres a TV show called naruto? and that cartoon network
is
playing 50 hours of you?! and that i'm watching you?! and that theres a
naruto
movie comming out in september?!!
2.if you could chose sakura or hinata?
questions for sakura-
1.is your hair natrally pink? and your eyes natrally green?(by the way
i read
a fanfic that said the reason why your hair is pink and your eyes are
green is
because your dad is a pack of gum-hubba bubble max watermelon)
2.if you and sasuke were trapped in a room would you do anything to
him?(cmon
sakura be honest who wouldnt??)lol
questions for ino-
why are you so mean to sakura?! her forehead is not large!(sakura i
totally
respect your character ;)
how do you feel about shikaxtemari fans?
questions for hinata-
1.why dont you tell naruto you have a crush...on him?
questions for tenten-
1.whats it like having two youth obsessed people on your team?
2.is the reason you keep your hair in buns because your hairs actually
short?
questions for neji-
do you actually believe all that fate stuff that you say?
2.what would you do if your byakugan was gone and you couldnt use it
anymore?
questions for shikamaru-
1.temari or ino?
2.why do you say everythings troublesome in the manga then in the anime
its
'such a drag?'
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Gah! So many questions all at once! Let's try to answer as many as possible.
Sasuke looked at the first question wide eyed, looking like a scared child. Itachi didn't look at it wide eyed, oh no. That wasn't enough. He GLARED at it. "You sick twisted little children!!!"
Ok, so Itachi didn't actually say that but that was pretty much the reaction to everyone in the room. Sasuke is in too much of a trauma to answer. Gomen nasai.
For the next question, let's let Naruto answer. I fear too much for Sasuke's mental health. And you should too, by now at least. Naruto looked cluelessly at the question. SkyBell sweatdropped, "I don't think he's gonna answer anytime soon. Besides, I'm not gonna explain, he's already messed up in the head."
Most of the characters gasped and turned towards the TV. "Look, it's true, un." Obviously, the TV happened to be in the corner with the Akatsuki members. The characters watched themselves on TV for about 15 minutes. SkyBell tapped her foot.
"…"
"…"
"THAT'S IT! STOP WATCHING THE TV, WE HAVE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER!"
"…"
SkyBell shoved the question in Naruto's face. "Answer baka."
Naruto read the question and looked at Sakura then at Hinata. Hinata Sakura. Sakura Hinata. He finally looked up. "May I have both?" Insert slapping forehead.
Sakura looked at the question and hit the closest thing to her. SkyBell screamed. "NOOOOO! My manga." Indeed SkyBell's manga was spread all over the floor. She curled up in depression.
"My hair is naturally pink and my eyes are naturally green and no. My father is NOT a pack of gum. And yes, I probably would do something with him. Your right, who wouldn't."
Ino bursted into tears. "Don't ask me! Ask Masashi Kishimoto! And Temari's a bleach blonde bitch that should rot in hell. I hate shikatema! Waaaaah!" Someone wacked Shikamaru on the head, "isn't it your job to comfort her?" Shikamaru sighed.
Hinata blushed deeply. We all know the answer to that. She's too shy.
…
…My hand hurts….
IT HURTS!
Itachi kicked SkyBell in the head. "Deal with it you pathetic little girl." SkyBell yelled "I'M NOT LITTLE! I'M 14, HAVE SOME RESPECT!"
Tenten threw a kunai into the wall, "Eh, it's annoying but I can deal with it. And if I answer that next question, it would meant giving out some crucial information about my hair." She ignored SkyBell when she yelled yet again "DON'T THROW KNIVES INTO MY WALL. MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!"
Sasuke turned to SkyBell. "I just realized something." SkyBell blinked, "What?"
He narrowed his eyes. "Why weren't the Akatsuki put into electric chairs?"
SkyBell got sparkles in her eyes, "Because they're so cute with their little matching outfits." Sasuke growled, "They didn't get tortured because they were the same CLOTHES!"
Neji looked around, "Fate landed me hear so fate must exist. And if I were blind I would have been disowned and left on the streets to die. End of story."
Shikamaru sighed, "Ino. Temari is a lot more annoying. And it changes because the anime is not loyal to the manga. It's so simple."
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January and Etheron
To Neji:
(1) Rate Tenten, from 1-10 (haha TEN), 1 being the lowest, 10 being the
highest
(2) What's the most ANNOYING thing Lee has ever done to you?
(3) What's your favourite breakfast cereal? (do ninjas even HAVE
breakfast
cereals??)
To Ino:
Aww.. poor Ino! You DEFINETLY aren't a Bimbo!
(1) Are you ever planning on telling Shikamaru how you feel??
(2) k, it's not really a question... TEMARI SUCKS
To Kiba:
(1) What's your favourite type of meat?
(2) How often do you bathe Akamaru?
To Sasuke:
(1) What would be your idea of a perfect outfit on Sakura?
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"Hmmmm... 20. Tenten. 10 10 20. Makes sense to me. Or else 10. All based on her name. And the most annoying thing Lee's ever done is definitely when he tried to make me wear a green spandex jumpsuit. Speacial K."
Tenten swooned "Awwww, he's sooo sweet. He rated me high."
Ino cheered, "I so agree with you girl. I'm not a bimbo and Temari sucks! And no, not until he says it first."
Kiba, "Damn I've been quiet this chapter." He turned to SkyBell, "I suppose you have something to do with that." SkyBell wimpered, "But I love you."
The brunette sighed, "I love BEEF. And I wash Akamaru twice a week."
SkyBell interfered, "I think we're gonna skip Sasuke's question, unless any of you WANT to be scarred for life."
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Weezy007
My 1st question is 4 Skybell. Who's ur fav character and y?
My 2nd question is 4 Sakura if u ever got the chance 2 go out with Kiba would u?
My 3rd question is 4 Sasuke if u were gay who would u go out with? .
My final question is 4 Ino if Chougi an Kakashi were the last 2 guys on
Earth which 1 would u choose 2 date???
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My favorite character is Kiba cause he's so cute and sweet :3
The pinkette shook her head, "Probably not." Sasuke glared at his question, "Ok people, I never have and never will be gay! So stop assuming that I am. That time I kissed Naruto was an accident!"
Ino raised an eyebrow at the question but smirked, "Kakashi, he's hot under that mask." He is people trust me. Look for a picture on youtube.
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EverD
TO Kakashi:
Dude...Did you know that on photobucket, there's TONS of pictures of you without your mask? Just thought you might've wanted to know...
TO Ino:
Dude, Ino, LOVE YOUR JUTSU! I mean, you can control people! I would so
Want to know your jutsu...
TO Neji:
YOur an evil Destiny lovin freak-o-nature...but we love you any way.
TO Naruto: I SO Hope you become Hokage! If you ever lose hope you have
TONS of fans here to cheer you on!
To Sakura:
Is your hair naturally pink?
To Sasuke: 15 kids would be to much for Sakura, so why not consider a
Harem? YOu get loads opf girls and loads of kids!
To Hinata: Is it true you stalk Naruto...24/7?
To Skybell:
Is it true that you...LIKE COOKIES! throws cookies and runs
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Kakashi looked up from his pervy book. "Really? That's interesting." SkyBell stared, "Dude, that was so like Captain Jack Sparrow." Ino grinned, "Cha! My jutsu is awesome!"
Neji blinked, "O-k." He turns to SkyBell, "I don't understand fangirls." "Here," SkyBell handed him a book. On the cover it said 'Guide to fangirls for Dumbies.' Neji looked up, "Thanks." He said sarcastically.
"Dattebayo!" Now, you can all guess who said that. Or else you're idiots. Sakura smashed something else. SkyBell groaned. "FOR THE LAST TIME, MY HAIR IS NATURALLY PINK. AND SASUKE WOULD NEVER USE A HAREM!!!"
Poor Sasuke was just cowering in a corner and couldn't reply. Hinata shook her head.
SkyBell jumped up and devoured the cookies viciously. The characters stepped away slowly, including the Akatsuki. "YES I LOVE COOKIES" insert foam at mouth.
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LoveShinoHateTemari
Kakashi-
If you had to burn your book or save Kiba's life whish woul you chose?
Naruto- What would you do if Hinata served you rame on a golden
platter?
Sakura- Would you rather make out /w kiba or kick Sasuke-teme in the
Shins and call him a duck butt freak
Ino- Would you like to help me KILL Temari?
Shikamaru- What was the cloudiest cloud you ever did see? XD
And do any of the clouds you see look like Ino (cause you luv her X3)
Tenten- Did you know that Neji teams up /w Jiraya and spys on you in
the hot springs?
Neji- do you want Tenten to kick you in the shins and call you
freak-face perv.?
Hinata- Do you want everyone to beat some common sense into Naruto?
Kiba- your totally strong and awesome, but how do you deal /w Shino
being Way smexier than you?
Sasuke- What would you do if everyone called you Buck-butt sasuke
(cause I do)?
Sasuke- Don't you wish Shino-kun was here to show how much hawter he is
Than you'll ever be?
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Kakashi looked up again from his orange porn book. "As ong as I get to keep my book." Kiba looked at the book. "Dude. How long are those things. You're always reading one." He sweatdropped.
Naruto glomped Hinata causing her to go a deep red, "I'd hug her."
Sakura wacked Naruto on the head. "Stop making Hinata go red."
SkyBell turned Sakura's head to the question. 'Looking forward to this answer.' Sakura shrugged, "Eh, if Sasuke did something that annoyed me then probably the second one." Itachi turned around to see Sasuke pouting in THE corner of gloom. "Tch, stop pouting little brother. It's weak."
Deidara looked up from his little army of clay birds. "Oh by the way Itachi, Kisame sold me this picture of you sleeping with your teddy bear."
---censored----
Ok we're back.
Ino was nodding, "Yes I would very much like help killing Temari."
Shikamaru woke up because of Ino's evil inner planning. He just knew. But he didn't really care. "The cloudiest cloud? What. The. Hell. The cloudiest cloud was the cloud that was shaped like a very cloudy cloud." Most characters sweatdropped here.
Sakura went to Tenten. "Hey Tenny, check this one out." The pinkette, handed the letter to the slightly older girl. Our evil but loveable panda girl read it and was soon the scary but loveable panda girl. "So Neji, is this true, that you spy on me with Jirayia while I'm at the hot springs?"
Neji jumped and held up his hands almost defensively. "That's false fangirl information. I swear!" Note that his voice was starting to get a little panic in it. "And for the next question, what the hell. Why would I want that?" Then Tenten kicked him in the shins and called him a pervert. Wow, that could have been planned out. Should we be worried about this LoveShinoHateTemari person?
Hinata colored bright red at her question. "O-of course n-not." The rest of the anime girls shook their heads. "your too nice Hinata."
KIa sniffed after he read his letter. "But SkyBell always told me I was way better than the rest of the Naruto guys." "Yeah but she doesn't defend you as much now cause she's in love with L from death note."
Oh and L does look creepy but that's why we love him :3
Sasuke sighed. "That name's not as bad as man-whore which SkyBell's friend tends to call me. That one's a real ego buster and Shino is not hotter than me. You never even see his face." The last part was said while he was yelling with frustration.
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Lily Yamamoto
Naruto: I have seriously never had ramen before what is in it?
Sakura: who would you rather kill, Naruto or Ino( no offence to
either!)
Sasuke: do you agree that Itachi is cool? (i sure do!)
Hinata: Please tell Naruto that you like him all ready! everyone,
except him, knows it!
Ino: Why do you hate Sakura so much!? I mean, you two were bestest
Friends way back when!
To the Akatsuki people(if you are there)
Itachi: I still don't get why you killed everyone except for sasuke?
Kisame:comment My friends and i are gonna call you mister sushi man
now! Sorry but the name fits!(DON'T KILL ME!)
Deidara: If you ever said talk to the hand could you actually talk to
it!
Sasori: Has anyone ever called you Pinnochio?
Tobi: If you were ever bad, would your brain explode?
Hidan: How do you pronounce you name? I'm so confuzzled! And, what is
your
relgion again? And, what would happen if someone walked up to you and
said that they don't believe in god?
Kakuzu: Did i spell you name right? Oh, by the way...STAY AWAY FROM MY
MONEY!
Zetzu: Have you ever tried to eat any of the other akatsuki members?
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Wait, isn't Yamamoto someone from Bleach. The old dude? Eh. Tell me in a review if you decide to review again. I don't have too much time to ponder over it cause Naruto's going crazy. "You've never had ramen before! Well, sometimes there's meat and vegetables in it, there's always noodles at the bottom and soup in it and it's soooooo good!"
This is actually a cut down version.
Sakura stopped whatever it was she was doing. "Either. It doesn't bother me. They both annoy me." Then she kept doing whatever she was doing. And we all know what Sasuke's answer will be so let's not even go there. Seriously though, try to cut back on the questions people. It takes me too long to get the new chapter out if there are too many questions. My hand hurts from typing so much. I only have diet coke keeping me going. Hinata blushed and said something like "I-I've tried but I just can't get it out."
Ino flipped her blonde hair over her shoulder. "It's not like a can help it. Ask Kishimoto."
The Akatsuki people in the Akatsuki corner cheered up a bit (if they are capable of that '-.-)
Itachi smirked and closed his eyes, "I didn't kill him because then I wouldn't be able to laugh at his chicken butt hair." Given some thought, it could pass for a very good reason. Then Itachi tripped Kisame before he tried to hunt down lil Yamamoto and kill her/him.
Deidara looked at his hand, or more specifically, the mouth on it. "Yeah, you could talk to this hand but it's not entirely true that it'll respond." Then the supposedly dead red head next to him turned his head, "No one would ever dare call me that. Except for a woman because women like doing pointless things (check the shippuden)"
Tobi bounced up and down on his feet repeatedly, "Tobi's a good boy."
"It's pronounced 'He-den (I think I don't really know.)' and if anyone ever did that, I'd use them in my rituals. It'd be funny."
Kakuzu turned red with anger, "I'LL TAKE YOUR DAMN MONEY IF I WANT TO!!!" Then it was plant boys turned, he however, appeared hesitant to answer. "yeah. I tried to eat Itachi once. He…… wasn't happy." Notice the hesitation in his voice."
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I like tea
Sasuke: why is it that your hair always sticks up in the back like
that, even when you just got up?
Sakura: where'd your inner go?
Ino: Do you ever want to murder Temari? If so, can I help?
Shika-bozu: Have you ever becoming a pimp (come on! he could)
Kakashi: wait aren't there only, like, Icha Icha four books (Kishimoto
actually said that in one volume of the manga)? how many times are you
reading those
Hinata: is your little sister stronger than you?
Naruto: are you aware that 1 serving of cup ramen has 1290 milligrams
Of sodium in it? also, why do you always say believe it?
Neji: Have you ever activated your byakugan near the women's bath, or
Right in front of Ten-chan?
Ten-chan: What's the deal with never letting anyone see you with your
Hair down?
SkyBell-san: Coke or pepsi?
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Sasuke pulled on his
hair consciously. "I don't know. Why does everybody make fun of
that?"
Sakura's inner is not here cause it'd give me more to
type and that would be annoying so let's just say she's less
verbal now. And we have already mentioned multiple times that Ino
would indeed like to murder Temari and help is not rejected.
Shikamaru yawned, "Well, incase you haven't noticed, I've been too busy sleeping to let my mind wander that far." Then he fell asleep standing up. One of Shika's many talents (as in few).
I don't feel like typing Kakashi's reaction but he mentioned stuff like Jiraiya has written more since the first volume. Hinata's sister is indeed stronger than her and quite frankly I don't think Naruto cares (does he even know what sodium is?). Sorry if I'm sorta rushing through your questions but I really want to get this chapter over with.
Tenten turned to Neji, "I think we've answered enough questions like this, ne Neji?" Neji whimpered. "And not letting anyone see me with my hair down is part of my personality."
SkyBell finished her soda and chucked the can at the wall, "Pepsi and Coke taste the same to me but I drink Coke more often so I'd say Coke."
Thank you to all who reviewed, I really appreciate it, reviews are what keeps me going and I hope you all enjoyed the Akatsuki corner, it won't be there next chapter so any questions addressed to them probably won't be answered. Sorry if some of you thought I was rushing through your questions, please try asking less of them. Well, R&R.