Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from the anime Naruto. And I am not jappanesse, I am Mexican… so that should say lot's about whether or not I have money. Yeah…
AN: Okay, so I know lot's of people are thrown off by a team seven threesome. But yeah, that's what this is going to EVENTUALLY be. I hope you guys will enjoy this; I assure you this is my FIRST attempt at even trying something like this… but give it a chance. It won't be SO horribly bad, promise. It's slightly AU, but not too bad… most of everything is still in order. Urm… and I can't think of anything else, so have fun guys!
Chapter One- What the fuck?
Naruto left Ichiraku's ramen bar with an aching stomach. He probably shouldn't have eaten that seventh bowl; but he couldn't help it… The stuff was too good, and the only bad thing that Naruto could find about it, was that every time he went to Teuchi's place, he was always a whole wallet of money empty! Snorting at the thought that he was getting Teuchi and Ayame richer every week, he decided that from now on he would stick to home made ramen more often.
Walking towards his apartment, Naruto thought about the upcoming mission that Tsunade had assigned to him and Kiba. Why the old hag had paired him with that dog, was beyond him. Though she had said something about their abilities being perfect for this mission...? Whatever the hell her reason was, he groaned at the thought of having to spend all those days alone with Kiba in that forest. No matter how much Sakura tried to say that he was just imagining things... He swore to god that Kiba smelled like dogs! Why would he make such a thing up anyway? Besides, it was logical, wasn't it? Kiba did live in a mansion full of dogs!
Shaking his head at how dull Sakura could be at times, his mind once again wondered onto the mission that would have him out of Konoha by the end of the week. He was to go to the Village of Bears (Which was located in the Land of Fire) and escort a feudal Lord's daughter to the Sun Village. Then at the Sun Village, he would have to escort the nephew of the same Lord back to the Bear Village. That would take about two weeks— Three tops— Depending on the weather, and how fast or slow the guy and girl could travel. Though being stuck with the dog man, everything would probably go wrong anyways.
Reaching his apartment, Naruto looked at the rusty old building that was on the verge of falling down. He owed rent money; so he needed this mission to be a complete success— he would make it be a complete success. Giving the building another look over, he decided that he didn't want to be in that thing just yet, so instead, he opted to go searching for Sasuke to give the raven haired boy a head ache. The jerk might even let him spend the night...
Reaching the Uchiha mansion, Naruto quietly let himself into the main house. Complete darkness encased him as he walked the path blindly to Sasuke's room. Hopefully Sasuke wasn't asleep... He'd have to leave if the teme was asleep. He didn't want to wake up in the morning with a cold bucket of water being splashed on his face— having to hear the complaints of an angered Sasuke talking about how he shouldn't be sneaking into people's houses and making himself at home. He had learned his lesson the last time that that had happened.
Naruto stopped shortly from the Uchiha's room... There were definitely some weird noises coming from inside of there. Tip-toeing his way closer to the room, trying to make as little noise as possible, the blonde was surprised that he heard a female voice. Though what shocked him the most was what that female voice was saying!
"Sasuke-kun! Ohhh... Yeah! Sa-sss..u...ke!"
What the hell?!
The blonde completely forgot about trying to be discrete, and instead he opened the door to the sight of his lifetime infatuation humping his rival. His eyes widened as Sakura bent over and Naruto could only assume that Sasuke was kissing her. He felt a small tug on his heart as he watched Sasuke's hands travel to give Sakura's ass a squeeze. He couldn't believe this... This was so wrong! This wasn't how things were supposed to be! Sakura was supposed to be his, not Sasuke's... And Sasuke... Sasuke was his too!! How could they be doing this behind his back?!
Deciding that the sight was too painful to keep on watching, he walked out of the room and slammed the door. He knew that he had done that partially to freak out the loving couple a little bit, maybe even get them to stop, but he couldn't help it. He went down the stairs into the first level of the main house. Knowing that all the windows would be locked, he hurriedly walked to the door; hoping that he'd make it out before Sasuke caught him and beat him up for walking in on such a thing.
"Naruto!" The loud screech hurt his ears and he had fully planned on ignoring her, but his senses told him that he was in danger. So, turning to his right sharply, Naruto barely missed a kunai that had been aimed to kill. Looking up with angered eyes, the blonde met Sasuke's black orbs. The Uchiha looked pissed... but he didn't care. They had no right to do such things in the first place! And hey, at least he had tried to give them their privacy afterwards, right? Shouldn't he be the one trying to kill them?! Sasuke was supposed to be his best friend…!!!
"What the hell do you think you're doing, dobe?!" Okay, so Sasuke sounded more than a little pissed— he was furious. But Naruto didn't feel up to this right now. He had just seen his best friend screw the girl that he'd been crushing on for most of his life... He really didn't want to talk about it.
"You fucking pervert Naruto! How dare you?! Tell me, you baka, exactly what part of your brain is screwed?!" Seriously though, Sakura didn't have to say such harsh stuff— especially when it was her that did him wrong. It honestly did hurt... it hurt him bad. If things kept going like this, he was sure he was going to end up crying.
He had to get out of there. He never should have gone there in the first place. He should have gone into his run down apartment and he should have stayed there! He should have slept in the cold! Anything would have been better than this... Whatever the hell this was! "Haven't I told you not to fucking sneak into my home, you idiot?!" Sasuke hissed, and he could sense the killing intent that was surrounding his rival tightly. To say that Naruto was scared was an understatement.
"I'm sorry guys... I didn't... I didn't know..." It wasn't a good excuse, and he knew that, but it was all he had. It wasn't as if he could think clearly right now anyway— for god's sake, he had just seen them fuck!!! Didn't he at least get a few days to come up with an explanation and get the painful picture out of his mind?! Right now all he could hear were Sasuke's pants, and Sakura's moans of pleasure... By all rights, he should have been there...
"Naruto!!! You fucking pervert! I'm going to kill you!!!" He let his eyes travel to a running Sakura in a black robe. He assumed the robe was Sasuke's, but he had no time to think about it because if Sakura got a hold of him, he was sure he would get a few bruises. So, deciding that he didn't want to be here anymore than they wanted him here; he made a dash towards the door— and leaping onto the roof of one of the smaller Uchiha homes, Naruto prayed that he could make it to his apartment alive.
Naruto scowled at Kakashi. The man had been harassing him all day, demanding to know what it was that had him brooding. And he honestly would've told his old sensei what his problem was, if it wasn't for the fact that if he did so, he had to tell the hentai that Sakura and Sasuke had been humping! He was almost positive that that picture would give Kakashi-sensei something to do at night.
Glaring at the silver haired man, Naruto continued to eat his ramen. Hopefully the man would get the hint and leave him the hell alone. He had to leave for his mission today with Kiba, and he hoped to get some alone time to just think things out.
"You know Naruto... If you don't tell me, I might just have to tell Tsunade-sama that I don't think you're up to the job. You do seem a little distracted to me... You might even have to wait a few months until your next mission." Now the pervert had his attention! Kakashi couldn't do that to him! That was just... wrong! He had bills to pay, and he had to get away from Konoha for a while! The people here were driving him crazy! Between the normal rude stares that the villagers would throw at him on a regular basis, and the now 'evil glares' that his supposed best friends seemed to be keen on shooting his way every time that he was around, Naruto felt as if though he was going to explode! And to top it all off, the rest of the rookie nine seemed to enjoy piling question after question on top of him! What the fuck was their problem?!
No, he had to get away from the village, and Kakashi was not going to ruin it for him. "I got into a fight with Sasuke and Sakura... You're nosy, old man. Are you happy now?" And he knew that Kakashi was indeed NOT happy at all. If anything, his sensei's curiosity should have sparked even more. "That's what's been up with me lately... and that's all you're going to get." The hell if he was going to go as low as Kakashi's level.
For a second, the blonde thought that that had done it. His old sensei just stared at him, as if though he were trying to figure out if it was a lie. "Well, that does explain why the training grounds haven't been destroyed lately. And that also explains why Sakura seems much less annoyed all the time... What happened between the three of you?" His sensei smirked at the growl that erupted from his throat. The man was not supposed to make him feel worse!
"Kakashi-sensei, with all respect intended..." Naruto smirked, standing up from the stool he had been perched on only moments ago enjoying his ramen. Kakashi's only visible eye turned into a straight line as the older man tensed. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Naruto made the hand seals and suddenly there were about thirty Naruto's in the ramen shop. About twenty attacked his old sensei and he had the other ten leave the ramen shop, all in different directions, as he headed towards the Hokage tower to report to Tsunade. That should keep Kakashi busy for a while.
"Everything seems in order, no changes have been made. Any questions?" Tsunade asked while looking through a stack of papers. "Tsunade-sama, do you have any pictures of our clients, or their names?" Naruto watched as Kiba fed a dog treat to Akamaru, who was currently slobbering all over the dog man's hair. "That's a good question, Kiba. And here it is!" The old hag picked up a paper as if though she had won some sort of victory and gave them a scary smile. "I guess I should probably clean all of this mess..." The smile disappeared with the thought of having to clean her desk, which was mounted with mountains of paper work.
"Anyways, here is your client's information along with a picture of both his daughter and nephew." Tsunade looked over at Naruto and raised an eyebrow, "Why so quiet, brat?" Naruto rolled his eyes... Why the hell was everyone on his case? First they tell him to shut the hell up, and then when he does, everyone asks WHY?! He could swear that they all had brain damage or something. "Nothing, old hag. Can we go now?" Though he knew that he didn't sound as enthusiastic as he usually did. Honestly... He felt a little weird leaving without settling things with Sasuke or Sakura. He would be gone for about two weeks, three if the weather got tuff, and even though he had been avoiding them, now he sort of wanted to talk to them.
"Yeah, yeah, you're free to go. Be careful," The hag looked at him with meaningful eyes, and then gave Kiba the papers he could only assume held the information. Kiba stood and gave a curt bow before walking out the door. "Tsunade-baba, don't let Kakashi-sensei persuade you, alright?" She looked at him, both her eyebrows reaching up to her hair line. "Is something wrong, Naruto?" He sighed and thought of telling her the details for less than a second. "No, Kakashi is just nosy and likes to interfere in other peoples business. I am perfectly fine." He had no doubt in his mind that Kakashi would bring his worries to Tsunade. His sensei had given Sasuke much more trouble for even less then this before. Apparently the man was under the impression that if they were distracted on the mission, they could compromise the lives of their clients and that of their own.
But the thing was, he wanted to get away so he could stop thinking about his problems... Not so he could think more about them! Kakashi sensei would just have to get over it. And if it got too out of hand, he could persuade the older man with the latest copy of Ichi Ichi Paradise... That pervert.
AN: Well, I have nine chapters on this story. I'll post one every two weeks... for review purposes... hehe. Or maybe one a week, depends on the mood and if I remember. Alrighty then, hope you guys enjoyed this chappie!