Warriors of Pictochat

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, never have and never will. Even though wish I was I am no Erin Hunter(s).

Prologue-

This takes place in Twilight (before Cinderpelt dies)

At the gathering……

Firestar: We have decided to fit in to our budget of twoleg items-

Squirrelflight: TWOLEG ITEMS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DAD WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!!???????

Leafpool: We have a twoleg item budget? Since when?

Blackstar: Ya, when?

Onestar: We….Just…..Told …..You…….Blackstarrrrrr -incredably mad because Blackstar has been coming down with short term memory loss-

Leapordstar: Well, we sorta just got the money now….

Brambleclaw: Were did you get the money?

Firestar: Ummm……On… the ground near….ummmmm….. twolegplace!! Ya!….ya?

Onestar: Ya, it's not like we robbed a twoleg bank or anyting!...ummm…why are you all looking at me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Littlecloud: Because you were just talking……

Crowfeather: What's a bank?

Firestar: -secretly to leaders- We're safe leaders! –to clans- Now, who wants to see what it is?

Squirrelflight: NO!!! I WILL NEVER GIVE IN TO YOUR TWOLEG THINGS!!!!

Firestar: Fine then you won't get one. Now, the item is……-annoying drumroll- STOP WITH THE DRUMROLL!!!! –annoying drumroll stops- Thank you. NINTENDO DS LIGHTS!!!!!! –Pulls out shiney new DS Lights-

Squirellflight: ooooohhhhhhh!! I want one daddy!!!!!

Firestar: No, you said you didn't want one!

Squirrelflight: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! –makes cute expression- Youwe wittle Sqwerly werly wants a DS too!!

Firestar: Sorry honey bun! But no.

Sqirrelflight: Fine! But I will get a DS, if it's the last thing I do!!!!!!!