Warriors of Pictochat
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, never have and never will. Even though wish I was I am no Erin Hunter(s).
Prologue-
This takes place in Twilight (before Cinderpelt dies)
At the gathering……
Firestar: We have decided to fit in to our budget of twoleg items-
Squirrelflight: TWOLEG ITEMS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DAD WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!!???????
Leafpool: We have a twoleg item budget? Since when?
Blackstar: Ya, when?
Onestar: We….Just…..Told …..You…….Blackstarrrrrr -incredably mad because Blackstar has been coming down with short term memory loss-
Leapordstar: Well, we sorta just got the money now….
Brambleclaw: Were did you get the money?
Firestar: Ummm……On… the ground near….ummmmm….. twolegplace!! Ya!….ya?
Onestar: Ya, it's not like we robbed a twoleg bank or anyting!...ummm…why are you all looking at me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Littlecloud: Because you were just talking……
Crowfeather: What's a bank?
Firestar: -secretly to leaders- We're safe leaders! –to clans- Now, who wants to see what it is?
Squirrelflight: NO!!! I WILL NEVER GIVE IN TO YOUR TWOLEG THINGS!!!!
Firestar: Fine then you won't get one. Now, the item is……-annoying drumroll- STOP WITH THE DRUMROLL!!!! –annoying drumroll stops- Thank you. NINTENDO DS LIGHTS!!!!!! –Pulls out shiney new DS Lights-
Squirellflight: ooooohhhhhhh!! I want one daddy!!!!!
Firestar: No, you said you didn't want one!
Squirrelflight: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! –makes cute expression- Youwe wittle Sqwerly werly wants a DS too!!
Firestar: Sorry honey bun! But no.
Sqirrelflight: Fine! But I will get a DS, if it's the last thing I do!!!!!!!