Chewy: Dude, 50th chapter!! WOOT!!
Lee: Yay!!!
Gai: Magnificent!!
Chewy: I've always wondered...why do you use such big and underused words, Gai?
Gai: I will not acknowledge that.
Chewy: YOU ARE SMARTER THAN YOU LET ON, GAI, WHAT WITH THE USE OF SUCH LARGE WORDS!! I WILL PROVE IT!!!!
Gai: -changes subject- Did you see how Light killed that woman? Amazing!! I was worried she had given him another fake name when he said he was Kira...but she didnt!! -fangirlish squeal-
Chewy: HOMG, JA!! -forgot her plotting-
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amew2 writes,
ARG! I CANT GET THIS STUPID SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!
Anyways...
Lee: If you could chose anything (except youth) to be obsessed with, what would it be?
Everyone: Do I like Mythbusters too much?
Chewy: I like Death Note, too. Its a good anime.
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Lee: KITTIES!!!!1
Chewy: Why kitties? Im allergic to kitties.
Lee: Thats why. THEN YOU SHALL BE ALLERGIC TO ME!!! -turns into a kitty-
Chewy: Oh noes!! -sneezes- ...ah, well. -hugs kitty Lee and doodles him-
Lee: Ai!! -sneezed on and changes back to normal Lee-
Everyone: No.
Chewy: DEATH NOTE RAWKS, BUT NOT LIKE NARUTO!! X3
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Skullblade writes,
Lee: Lee, I just informed L of where his candy went.
Gai: Do you like the background I put on your desktop?
Chewy's BF: Run! You don't know me, but run!
Shikamaru: -throws a caramel apple at him-
Kiba: -having thoughts of eating Kiba-
Ino: -finds a crowbar for Shikamaru-
Chewy: Good. You understand me so well. Now to bribe Jiraiya into "researching" Tsunade.
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Lee: ...why?
Chewy: -puts on a trench-coat and brings Gai's laptop over to Lee-
Laptop: -has an 'L' on it-
Lee: ...
L: -walks in- ...this isn't my room...
Chewy: Next door over. I know how you feel. These single room, no window, pure white homes all look the same.
L: Ah, thanks. -leaves for next room over-
Everyone: ...
Chewy: What? You didnt think I built this place, did you? I just bought it...
Laptop: -L's voice comes on- Hello, Lee. I know what you did.
Lee: Eep!!
Laptop: I will now- -Lee turns off laptop-
Lee: Heh... -ignores yelling from the next room over-
Gai: -takes back laptop and goes to the desktop- Yes, I love it! Thank you!!
Chewy: -leans over shoulder- Is that... -nosebleeds slightly-
Gai: ...yes...
Lee: -looks- HOMG! -dies-
Chewy's BF: Ne? -looks around and sees Chewy running from a far distance away at him-
Chewy: -is running at her BF and finally got box set 1 of Naruto on Friday...stupid thing is always sold out-
Chewy's BF: AI!!!11! -runs away-
Chewy: Aww. Im too lazy to fallow. -sits down and plays with shiny box of DVD-
Shikamaru: ...am I allowed in the room now?
Chewy: Yes, number three favorite character. You are.
Shikamaru: Cool. -caramel apple sticks to his head-
Chewy: Uhm...there's a...
Shikamaru: Indeed. -takes apple from his head and eats it- My head is now sticky.
Chewy: Yes, I see that. -yawns and sits by Shikamaru...is like a mixture of the annoying and eccentric Lee & Gai with the constantly tired, lazy and super smart Shikamaru-
Shikamaru: -yawns-
Chewy: -yawns-
Kiba: ...my Kiba sense is tingling... -shifty eyes- I KNOW ONE OF YOU IS THINKING OF EATING ME!!!!
Everyone Else: ...freak...
Ino: -has crowbar- Hmmm... -throws it at Shikamaru from ceiling-
Shikamaru: -smashed in the head by crowbar but doesnt notice-
Ino: WTF!?
Chewy: Ooh, sounds like a good idea. -motions to Jiraiya-
Jiraiya: -drops from ceiling- Yeah?
Chewy: 'Research' Tsunade.
Jiraiya: She'll eat my soul. O.o
Chewy: -pulls a rope and every female Naruto character comes up...they are all lassoed together- See that pool of Jell-O? -points at pool of Jell-O-
Jiraiya: ... -high voice- IM IN!!! -runs off to 'research' Tsunade-
Chewy: -watches Tsunade eat Jiraiya's soul-
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my name has no name writes,
Lee: Can I be your fangirl?
Gai: ... you are the funniest person in Naruto... why did you grunt to get Tenten, Lee, and Neji doing the hand thing? (episode 18 Shuupuden)
Chewy: I love death note! My parents dont allow me to watch anime... any tips on how to sneak watch it?
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Lee: ..sure.
Gai: Because I could!! X3
Chewy: Wish I could watch Shuupuden, but my computer wont load anything other than flash. And yet...people insist on ruining the show with spoiler for me! X3 -not really angry, just annoyed at the fact that she cant have broadband so far out in the country-
Lee: Scary. o.o
Chewy: Rawr. And if you cant watch anime, then how can you watch Naruto? Thats an anime. And, anyway, if your that desperate...make sure you can lock your door. You also need a TV in your room. If you dont have one, ask for one at Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate. -most give gifts, I think- Then watch it at the normal time, and if you cant, just stay up real late until it comes on for the second time.
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The All Mighty Black Death writes,
Gai: If the world no longer had any cloths that weren't 4 sizes to big, what would you wear?
Lee: Do you like to be paired with Naruto?
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Gai: I wear 4 sizes too small. -thumbs up-
Chewy: I think that might be what they meant.
Gai: Oh. 3 sizes too small!!! YOSH!!
Lee: NOT GAAAYYYYY!!!!! -foaming at mouth-
Chewy: ...scary.
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rpgprincess8 writes,
Lee: I love you Lee. I've been a loyal fangirl since the manga was first released in japan. But my question is, what is your favorite fight that you have had? My favorite is when you fight Deidara-kun, (even though it was short) may he rest in peace. -throws kunai at sasuke, die bastard-
Gai-sensei: I can't remember if this has been asked, but what made you have Kakashi as your rival? What happened?
Chewy: Keep up the good work. You do such a good job.
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Lee: I enjoyed them all! YOSH!
Chewy: I liked the fight with Gaara, myself. It was badass, what with his gates. X3
Lee: But I nearly DIED!
Chewy: ..so? -rest in PIECES...hardy har-har-
Tobi: Do not disrespect Deidara-sempai! -shoots her-
Chewy: -shot by Tobi-
Gai-Sensei: I've said it before (chap. 3), and I've not said it in so long...ILL SAY IT AGAIN!! X3
It all started when we were twelve or so. Kakashi's mother forgot to pack his lunch. You see, Kakashi was very picky about his lunch and academy lunches didn't fit his bill. Anyway, one day I was eating a delicious sandwich that I had made before school to get rid of the last two pieces of bread at home and when I wasnt looking, he stole it! MY SANDWICH!!! Ever since then we have been ETERNAL RIVALS!!!!!!! -nice Gai pose-
Chewy: Shall we restate the bit about tomatoes now?
Gai: Yes.
Chewy: K. -clears throat- ..that's it? A sandwich?
Gai: ..it was bologna and cheese...with a tomato! A TOMATOOOooo!!!!! -dramatic pose-
Chewy: I have lost all respect for you.
Sasuke: -hanging from ceiling once more- ...I hear a kunai... -kunai'd in the thigh- HOMGITHURTS!!!!
Chewy: Thanks, I do my best. HAPPY 50TH CHAPTER, EVERYBODY!!