To: m00nh0wler, quidditchhero69, ratpack44, p0tionzpr1ncess

Hey guys! It's Sirius! This is my new e-mail address! How are you? See you! X

To: m00nh0wler

Ooh yeah, Moony with long hair… very nice! Hey, you should dye it black! That would look awesome; we'd match! Yeah, dye it black. You're right; James never EVER checks his e-mail! I might as well not have sent him my new address. I found this new website, it's really cool! You have to check it out; it's called FlooTube. It has loads of funny videos and stuff!!

Sex God AKA Sirius

To: h4lfbl00dpr1nce

Ooh… I'm so scared. Not. We all know who the scared one is… and he is ugly and greasy with a hooked nose and bad fashion sense. Go take a bath Snivelly.

To: quidditchhero69

I think Snivelly is mad at us… oh dear. Such a pity. Just because me and Moony kind of put some Salamander eggs in his underwear drawer…

Perfect Prankster

Sirius

To: p0tionzpr1ncess

Yeah… I wouldn't worry about it. He doesn't answer any of our e-mails either. He'll get around to it eventually.

Sirius

To: m00nh0wler

You think my hair is hot? My hair is very flattered. Yeah, I know my hair is hot. Thank you for the compliment. Your hair is pretty nice too. And you should go see a psychiatrist about your werewolf obsession.

Hot Hair

To: m00nh0wler

Oooh, Herbal Essences! Do you use it in the shower? Do you do naughty things with Herbal Essences? Do you scream "Yes!" "Yes!" in the shower with Herbal Essences? I bet you do. I hope you think of me while you do it.

A book? With pages? I have better things to do than read a boring old book.

Herbal Essence me please

Love you!

Sirius

To: quidditchhero69

snickers learn how to use the SHIFT KEY Prongs!!

Sirius

To: m00nh0wler

Oh, I don't use shampoo. I use something else. Something much better and much more valuable. I think you know what it is. Yeah, books ARE boring. Aw don't glare at me… sulks

His Royal Poutiness

Sirius

FW: From: kissmeimscottish92

Mr Black,

Thank you for the gift package of fudge and toffees. Unfortunately, I am not allowed to overlook the serious allegations made against you by Severus Snape. You will be required to attend detention on the first Tuesday of term.

Thanks again for the toffees. And by the way, you can call me Minerva if we are just talking by e-mail.

Hope to see you soon!

Minerva McGonagall.

This is what McGonagall sent me!! Isn't that nice of her? Slightly scared however… Does she use this attitude towards all of her pupils? Hmm Moony, you know what I think? I think you're into my hair. Oh yeah, you are so in love with my lovely lovable sexy hair…

The Hairmeister

To: m00nh0wler

Oh so now you are getting jealous of McGonagall? Don't go putting hexes in the mail or anything. Don't worry, its not like I'm going to be taking Minerva out for midnight rides on my bike. That seat is reserved for you. And my hair of course. Do you want to take my hair to the shower to Herbal Essence-ize? Can I come too?

To: m00nh0wler

Isn't Buena Amigo female? So you are calling yourself a girl? Imagine a female Moony… drools Well it does make sense, you being female. After all, you fuss like an OLD WOMAN!! You old woman. Madam Lupin.

Sirius

To: ratpack44

Peter! Yeah and yeah. The goblins are in chapter 12 of your text book. There's a list. I'll even mail you some notes if you want.

Your Saviour

Angel in Disguise

To: m00nh0wler

Oh yes Moony. Oh YES. You sure are a man. Well, you can take advantage of me all you want. I shall relish it. I look forward to it. I am thinking about it right now. I am drooling on my keyboard. I am very interested and excited so please put me out of my misery and take me now!!

To: m00nh0wler

Yes… you are my one true love. I love you to the ends of the Earth my darling. I am forever yours. Do with me as you will. Take me, use me, touch me, taste me all night long. Have your wicked way with me; make me scream your name. Oh MOONY, MOONY!! I want you, Moony! Your e-mails make me warm inside and make me hungry for your form, my sexy little werewolf. Turn me off quick before I rip all my clothes off.

Your Slave

Sirius

To: m00nh0wler

You shall not be turning me off? In that case, you better come round and we can express our true feelings to each other. My bed is waiting… and so am I…

To: m00nh0wler

Oh Moony, stop playing hard to get. We both know you want me.

To: ratpack44

YES, we DO!!! Peter!! Even I heard that! McGonagall mentioned it at least five times!!

To: m00nh0wler

Meanie.

To: m00nh0wler

Aha! You admitted your true and undying love for me! I knew twas only a matter of time…

Love you too

Lustful