A/N: That's right people. We present "And so…Insanity Ensues" from the late night conversations me and Amethyst Fr33sia shared, contorting the Weiss boys to our every whim Of course there will be yaoi involved…suggestive content…and strong language what have you.
Here is Weiss (AIM style)!
Disclaimers: Just be glad be glad we don't own them. XD
( )- denotes an action
Ken: Aya I (heart) YOU!
Aya:...kills Ken dead
Ken: twitch oO;
Omi: Aya I (heart) you!!! (puppy dog eyes)
Aya:...
Omi: (blinks)
Ken: (croaks) wtf how come the puppy dog eyes don't work for me?!
Aya: Omi is obviously cuter. (smirks)
Ken: T-T
Yohji: Don't worry Kenken! I still think ur sexy raaawwwrrrr ;)
Ken:...0-0;;;
Yohji: And I think ur even sexier covered with blood and a katana stabbed through ur stomach!
Ken: PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!
Omi: No Ken-kun! See it works out perfectly! Me and Aya and you and Yohji!
Ken: HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK?! I'LL BE MOLESTED 24/7!!!!
Yohji: don't forget 365!
Aya: Aren't you leaving soon? (points downwards)
Ken: (spews blood) I will haunt you until you DIE!
Aya: Hn. Whatever.
Omi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yohji: Oh Kenken stop playing around! You're wasting ur energy playing dead! God knows u need that for tonight! ;)
Omi: uh...Yohji I think hes really dying.
Ken: (continues)
Aya: good
Yohji: haha..hehe...hah...um...
Ken: (collasps)
Omi: o-O;
Yohji: Oh my HONEY is playing the damsel in distress! I shall carry you to our bed!
Ken: (suddenly wakes up)
Omi: holy shit...
Aya: Damn I knew I should've sharpened it more.
Yohji: Ah our love never dies!
Ken: GOD WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?! AT LEAST I WON'T BE ABLE TO FEEL HIM MOLEST ME!
Yohji: Oh Ken-kun stop denying it! You know you want me ;)
Aya: Please take him away before I have to kill him. Again.
Omi: (drags him away quickly with amazing strength)
Yohji: no!! my kenken!!!!!!!
Omi: I'm sorry Yohji. I cannot let you rape a half-dead teammate...
Ken: Omi...(tears up)
Aya: do whatever u want with him.. rape him, seduce him, make him into a slave...
Yohji: Hey you know thats a great idea Aya! Do you happen to own any handcuffs?
Ken: help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aya: I let you borrow mine last time remember?
Omi: u had handcuffs...? for what?
Aya:...
Yohji: tsk tsk oh sweet innocent Omitchi!
Omi:...
Yohji: I suddenly have another poor innocent boy to take under my wings and corrupt.
Ken: don't u dare lay ur dirty hands on him!
Yohji: Oooh getting jealous aren't we?
Ken: (rolls eyes despite his pain) who would?
Aya: take him away already! (stalks toward him with his katana again)
Ken: no! save me! i'll sacrifice my dignity as an assassin!! just save me!
Yohji: I never thought you'd ask! (whisks Ken away)
Omi: Aya! Why'd you let Yohji do that! We have to save Ken!
Aya: So we can be alone. (smirks)
Omi: oO i'm screwed, literally...
Aya: Oh yes...and thoroughly at that...(closes Omi into a corner)
Omi: jesus christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
Aya: Damn why is everyone just DOING that now?!
A/N: We hope you enjoyed this! Honestly this is just off to the side and made solely for our entertainment, but even so, please review!