July 15, 2007 to July 15, 2007 (REFORMATTED MAY 1, 2010)

Disclaimers: I do not own any part whatsoever of Prince of Tennis.
Summary: Short drabble on what Horio has two of… Enjoy! And don't forget to review please!

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Horio has Two…
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What exactly does Horio have two of? Let's start with the most basic things.

Horio has two eyes.
Horio has two hands.
Horio has two feet.
Horio has two arms.
Horio has two legs.
Horio has two ears.
Horio has two knees.
Horio has two elbows.
Horio has two calves.
Horio has two thighs.
Horio has two wrists.
Horio has two lungs.
Horio has two kidneys (hopefully).
Horio has two shoulders.
Horio has two shoulder blades.
Horio has two nostril holes.
Horio has two thumbs.
Horio has two fore fingers.
Horio has two middle fingers.
Horio has two ring fingers.
Horio has two pinkies.
Horio has two big toes.

Unless he was some sort of monster, then he should have two of those supposedly…and it's possible he could have two rib cages… o.o

But what about experiences? What exactly does Horio have experience on? This is my version of what he has done.

Horio has two years of tennis experience (yea, yea, sure…).Horio has two months of shopping experience.
Horio has two weeks of cooking experience (except the food tastes awfully horrible).
Horio has two days of sleepover experience.
Horio has two hours of singing experience (all he does is screech now).
Horio has two hours of dancing experience (trust me, you do NOT want to see him in a tutu).
Horio has two hours of biking experience (but the cousin with two years of biking experience does much better).
Horio has two hours of acting experience (don't bother watching his performances).
Horio has two hours of running experience (so weak, I don't think he can become a regular that easily!).
Horio has two hours of computer experience (he nearly blew it up once though).
Horio has two hours of billiards and bowling experience (he lost both of them…haha).
Horio has two hours of being beaten up experience (thanks to his two years of being gangster experience cousin).
Horio has two hours of homework each day experience.
Horio has two minutes of getting honey experience (except the bees stung him to death for revenge).
Horio has two minutes of brushing his teeth each day experience.
Horio has two minutes of changing clothes each day experience.
Horio has two minutes of arching experience (and nearly killing his mother in the process).
Horio has two seconds of kissing someone else experience (but the girl pushed him off and hated him for that).
Horio has two nanoseconds of choosing his clothes for tennis practice each day experience.
Horio has two times of fainting experience (from various things).
Horio has two times of brushing his teeth each day experience.
Horio has two times of showering each day experience.
Horio has two times being sent to the hospital experience (for eating snow cones).

The only thing apart from two is that…

Horio has twelve years of living experience.
Horio has eleven years of bragging experience.

Can you think what else he has two of?

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Owari
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A/N: Just a short drabble on what I think of Horio. I thought of it when I slept. And I also had the STRANGEST dream…maybe I should write a story about that as well. Hope you liked this story! Please review and give me any feedback! I am very happy to be criticized because there is always room for improvement. Arigatou!

Ja ne, and I do not own any part of Prince of Tennis!