A long walk home
So that was it. Mithradatos and all his slaves were put back in the time dimensions where they belong (wherever the hell Mithradatos was from, probably some small island where evil ugly mooses roam, planning to conquer the world). The watch had been destroyed, so technically everybody should be happy? Well...not quite.
Wile E was moaning to Winnie because eating the watch had made him feel very sick. "Ow! The pain! Baby please make it stop!"
Winnie rolled her eyes. "You are such an idiot!...but that's exactly why I love you." With those words she kissed him on the head and put her arms round his. "Come on you, we've gotta long way to walk."
"What! We have to walk all the way home?!" exclaimed Wile E.
"Well we wouldn't have to if SOMEONE didn't destroy my car!" interrupted Daffy.
"Dude, would you let it go? It's just a car."
"JUST A CAR!" Daffy exclaimed. He was about to rant on at the coyote, until a cunning idea occurred to him. "Hmmm...I'll tell you what Wile E; I'll forgive you IF...you give me a piggy back all the way home."
"Oh hell no!"
Daffy flicked his nose up in the air. "Fine, then have Daffy Duck screaming in your ear for the rest of your life!"
Wile E looked at Winnie and sighed. "Hey, don't look at me, he's your friend," she commented.
The male coyote rolled his eyes. "Fine then! Hop on my back."
Daffy smiled smugly and jumped upon the coyote's back. "Whoo! Now giddy up horsy!"
Wile E started to waddle quickly down the road with Daffy on his back hollering out all kinds of things. Winnie watched in great amusement whilst Winston came up and wrapped his arm around his daughter's shoulder. "Haha! I love to see your boyfriend suffer."
"Dad!" replied Winnie.
"Sorry honey, your father gets carried away sometimes."
The girl smiled and rested her head on her father's shoulder.
A few metres behind was a very scared looking Porky with a black cat, a big rooster and a short hunter trying to comfort him. "Oh come on Porky, you gotta admit going on adventures is fun! Despite all the times we were extremely close to death," chirped Sylvester.
"A...all, I,I,I, w,w,wanted w,was a nice p,p,p,peaceful holiday on the b,b,b,bea,beach," stuttered Porky.
Whilst a few metres behind them were the two bunnies, Swackhammer and Taz. "Well, I better dash...the police are still out hunting for me you know," said Swackhammer.
"And how exactly are you going to dash? None of us have a method of transport," responded Bugs.
"Ahh correction! None of YOU have a method of transport, I however do." With a click of his fingers, Swackhammer's spaceship came zooming across the sky and stopped just above all of them. "I called my assistants to come and pick me up."
"Hey doc, do you reckon you could give us a lift back home?" asked Bugs.
Swackhammer laughed. "My dear Bugs...just because I have helped you through all of this, it doesn't mean I like you...in fact I hate all of you and I still plot my revenge on you! So therefore no, you cannot have a lift!" With those words, the large alien hopped on board his ship and quickly disappeared high in the sky amongst all the stars.
"He has definitely won the award for the world's biggest asshole!" snapped Taz.
Lola laughed, however Bugs didn't. The girl bunny looked at her boyfriend with a raised eyebrow. "Hey Bugs? Are you ok?" she asked softly.
"Errrm...yes honey, I'm...I'm fine." Bugs started moving around very nervously. "Errr Taz? Do you reckon you could give Lola and I a few moments alone?"
Taz shrugged. "Sure."
Bugs watched Taz as he ran to catch up with the others. Lola looked at Bugs with curious eyes, "Is everything ok...you're acting a bit strange."
"Yeah, everything's cool...I...I just wanted a few minutes alone with you just to say...that...I really...really love you and...I, I feel that whenever we're together, I am whole and I just wanna know if...I wanna if you'll marry me?"
The End
But to be continued in another story
