Title: Smile! You're On Camera!
Author: Princess Destiny
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Rating: PG 13+
Summary: 'One Hour Challenge' #15, 124, 204, 234, 267, 329 and 389: Response Fanfic. Mamoru has to choose a topic for his Psychology assignment and decides to use the latest in spyware to make Usagi his guinea pig! But he soon finds himself getting more than an eyeful of his
Genre: Romance/UST/Comedy/Adventure/Crossover
Couple: Usagi/Mamoru
Category: SMTK
Chapters: 2/2
Status: Completed
Year Completed: 2002
Size: 41 KB
Comments: Hi everyone! Last Chapter for this Fanfic. Thank you for the reviews, they were lovely. Umm, is anyone going to read the Fanfic I posted the other night called 'You And Me, Always And Forever'::Sad look:: And here I revised it and everything!
::Spoiler Alert!:: I've been working on 'A Kiss In The Dark' Chapter Eleven, but it's coming out so angsty that I'm thinking up ways to lighten the mood. U and M's parents have just got them back from the Police Station, but they're really furious, and their problems over their marriage become clear. So as you can see, it's a complicated Chapter, and that's why it's taking so long. O.o
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SMILE! YOU'RE ON CAMERA!
By Princess Destiny
She blushed brightly, averting her eyes. He was sure staring at her weirdly. And checking her out! Sailor Moon resisted the urge to pull her mini-skirt lower.
"Head's up, Moon!" He called out, trying to lighten the moment. He threw the ball at her, waiting for her to catch it. But he should have known better! Sailor Moon, the girl might be, but a klutz she was by nature...and her reflexes really stunk.
::SMACK::
Sailor Moon keeled over, blue eyes glazed and big red mark on her forehead the size of a basketball.
"Owwwww! Urk. Everything is dancing..." she moaned, prostrate on the floor, legs and arms at weird angles.
Tuxedo Kamen was at her side in second, lifting her tenderly into his arms and checking her eyes for sign of concussion. "Are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up?" he held up three and waited anxiously for her to answer.
Sailor Moon blinked several times, realized she was held tightly in her crush's arms tightly, face's close-and blushed fiery red. "Umm-three?"
"Whew!"
"Don't you two ever let up?" A familiar voice demanded. "Every time I turn up, she ends up glued to your chest!"
The two super-hero's looked up swiftly and saw...Zoisite floating above them. "Zoisite?" Tuxedo Kamen and Sailor Moon shouted, leaping to their feet and taking defensive stances.
"What are you doing here?" Sailor Moon demanded, determined not to answer the General's question.
"She's right, you know." Tuxedo Kamen said under his breath, grinning in amusement.
"Not now." she gritted back through her teeth. How embarrassing! She was not always glued to his chest...but what a wonderful thought.
"I'm here to steal Toys-what are you doing here?" The General shot back, glaring.
"You're the Soft-Toy Bandit!?" Both Tuxedo Kamen and Sailor Moon shouted incredulously, mouths gaping
"The what?!" Zoisite growled in outrage. She slapped her forehead. "That's what they're calling me?"
"Yep," Sailor Moon said rather gleefully.
"All over the News," Tuxedo Kamen added. "You've made world wide TV with over five stores and 5000 bunny rabbits stolen."
"Oh good god," The General muttered under her breath, glaring darkly over their heads. "Steal the toys she says! It'll be easy she says! Ha."
"I know I'm going to regret this; but why?" Tuxedo Kamen asked dryly.
"To ruin Easter, of course!" Zoisite said evilly, laughing triumphantly.
Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Kamen stared at her.
Zoisite stared back, then her smile cracked and her face fell. "Queen Beryl's orders."
"Oh," The two hero's murmured back, exchanging a 'The Dark Kingdom is weird' look.
"You're trying to ruin Easter?!" Sailor Moon said suddenly, filling with wrath. Now the Dark Kingdom was stealing stuff?! And bunnies no less! How dare they?
She did a pose, moving her arms about her as she said her familiar speech. "For stealing bunny rabbits and trying to ruin Easter, I shall punish you! I am Sailor Moon, Champion of-"
"Yeah, yeah-heard it all before." Zoisite aimed her glare at the blonde. "Lets get this over with!"
The fight was over quickly. Zoisite burned a few stuffed ducks and their basketball, the isle was littered with roses and Zoisite's glove was singed from a tiara-but the hero's won the day. And er-saved the Toy Bunny's from extinction.
"You haven't heard the last from me!"
"That's a cliche line if ever I heard one." Tuxedo Kamen remarked dryly.
Zoisite glowered murderously, deprived of her last line. "I'll be back for the bunnies!"
"Not if we have anything to do with it!" Sailor Moon declared. "If we tell every store that you're coming and have Police at the them all-"
"Police are no match for me."
"So speaks the bad guy. Where do you get your lines?" Tuxedo Kamen drawled, eyebrows raised.
"You're one to talk! I've heard your speeches. And the blonde ditz's are no better!" Zoisite snarled back, fist clenched.
"Okay, then how about world embarrassment?" Sailor Moon smirked, remembering her backup plan. It wasn't going to be used for the same reason, but what the heck? "People laughing in your face!"
"Yeah-we'll splash your face all over the Newspapers and TV." Tuxedo Kamen went along, also smirking at the General. As they all knew, Zoisite was as vain as they came. Being laughed at would be utter humiliation!
"The world has no idea what I look like! And what do I care?" Zoisite demanded, but looked worried. She bit her lip. Okay, so she lived in another dimension, but having people laughing at her every time she appeared to find the Rainbow Crystals was not a good visual.
"I thought of that!" Sailor Moon exclaimed triumphantly, making a reaching motion into her sub-space pocket. She withdrew a camera and swiftly aimed at the General.
::Snap::
"Arrgggh!" Zoisite shouted, covering her face.
::Snap::
"I'm going to kill you, brat!" she snarled, arms abruptly glowing and aimed at Sailor Moon.
::Snap::
"Oh, for crying out loud! I'm going to kill you." Zoisite almost whined at Sailor Moon.
"I suggest strategic withdrawal," Tuxedo Kamen said in amusement, crossing his arms. "We'll be watching too. Count on it."
"Uh huh!" Sailor Moon said gleefully.
"You can't watch every store in the city! There's dozens-and you are only five."
"Are you completely clueless about the booming 'hidden-camera' industry in your dimension?" Tuxedo Kamen asked slyly. "We don't need to be everywhere personally."
Zoisite stared.
"Zoisite, withdraw. I have another plan." Queen Beryl's voice boomed through the store.
The General sighed with relief, then recovered her 'I'm-an-Evil-bad-guy-so-fear-my-wrath' look. "We'll meet again, Sailor-failures." she snarled at the two super-hero's.
Tuxedo Kamen stuck up a hand. "Umm-I'm a guy. Tuxedo Kamen, not Sailor Kamen."
Sailor Moon nodded wisely, throwing Zoisite a weirded-out look. "He's clearly a guy," she peered at the General closely. "Do you need bifocals?"
"No I do not!" Zoisite yelled at her, glaring.
"Okay!" Sailor Moon backed off, hands up peacefully.
"Okay then." Tuxedo Kamen and Zoisite echoed simultaneously.
The three all stared at each other for a moment.
Zoisite glared at them, then vanished in a blaze of pink petals, muttering under her breath angrily. "I need a new job."
"Well..." Sailor Moon said, scuffing a boot on the floor.
"Well..." Tuxedo Kamen replied, looking at the charming sight of Sailor Moon peeking at him from under her long lashes shyly and looking bashful. He suddenly remembered their conversation about lips and his determination to know her better. A lot better!
Sailor Moon nibbled on her lip for a moment, then her hand shot out towards him. "I guess I'll...see you next battle?" she offered, wondering why she felt so despondent.
He stared at her outstretched hand for a moment and realized she was waiting for him to shake it. Like they were work buddies having a farewell. Not bloody likely! Tuxedo Kamen looked around, then reached out and grabbed her hand, yanking her towards him.
Sailor Moon gasped as she landed against his chest and his arms went about her waist tightly. "Umm-what are you doing, Tuxedo Kamen?" she said, confused and excited at the same time, by her proximity to him.
"We're much more than work pals, Sailor Moon. We're not really friends-but we are much more than that." he murmured, resting his cheek on her warm golden hair. After a second, she sighed and he felt her slender arms go about his waist under his cloak and hold him just as tightly.
"Are we?" she queried, sounding unsure.
Tuxedo Kamen let go of her waist with one hand and moved back slightly to reach under her chin. He tilted her face up towards his and their eyes locked. "Much more," he whispered, lowering his head. His lips touched hers and they both ignored when the camera fell from her fingers onto the floor behind him. He kissed her deeply and passionately and was satisfied when she kissed him back just as eagerly.
In fact, they were so wrapped in their smoochies that they didn't heard three pairs of heels come up behind them.
::Snap::
"Busted!" Jupiter's voice crowed gleefully.
Tuxedo Kamen and Sailor Moon leapt apart like they were on fire and spun around to gape at the three grinning Senshi...and Sailor Moon's camera.
"Smile! You're on camera!" Mars announced, lowering the camera from her face.
"How long have you two been lip-locked?" Jupiter demanded, crossing her arms.
"Inquiring minds want to know!"
"I uh-have to go." The hero said, backing away.
"He's sort of like Batman." Sailor Mars noted, watching avidly as Tuxedo Kamen made his retreat. He wasn't running away, nope. He was just making a stylish exit, as per usual.
"I don't know; he's got the disappearing act down-pat, but his cloak is way cooler." The Senshi of Jupiter mused.
Mercury smiled shyly. "Or the Shadow."
"Only the Shadow knows!" Jupiter said in spooky tone.
"So!" The three Senshi turned to a furiously-blushing Sailor Moon.
"What are you guys doing here?" The blonde demanded, eyes going from Senshi to Senshi.
"It's one in the morning...you know, the time we agreed we'd give up?" Mercury said, smiling.
"Oh. Ehehehe. Where'd the time go?" Sailor Moon began to back away.
"Where do you think you're going, girl?" Jupiter demanded, closing in.
"Yeah, spill!" Mars added, crossing her arms.
"Hey, do you think you could recognize him now that you've shared smoochies?" The brunette asked, eyes dreamy. Sailor moon got all the luck!
"What's that got to do with anything?" Sailor Moon's eyes became thoughtful. "Though we did find out we know each other from the Arcade..."
"You know, recognize his lips or something?" Jupiter went on.
"You know each other?" Mercury exclaimed in surprise.
"Yes I know him! And I'd only find out if I kissed him in civilian form!"
"I wonder if we know him too?" Mercury mused. Juuban wasn't so large that they probably hadn't come across the hero already in civilian form. And given the way the four of them had gravitated towards each other, the changes that they came into regular contact with this guy was an even higher percentage. Motoki maybe? No, he was blonde. But then, the Senshi used glamours to disguise their real appearances.
"It's only logical," Jupiter surmised thoughtfully. "So-you're going to kiss every guy in Juuban, Moon?" she smiled evilly.
"No I'm not! Hey umm-what are you guys going to do with that picture?" Sailor Moon asked nervously.
The three Senshi grinned evilly.
"What's our silence mean to you, Moon?" Sailor Mars demanded slyly.
The End
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