Disclaimer: Okay, for future references, I own only the plot, the fan-fiction itself, and the OC's in the fan-fiction. Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square Enix (Insert all rights reserved sign here), as does Final Fantasy. This disclaimer goes for all my current, and future chapters in THIS fan-fiction. Beat that ya lawyers! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
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"I'm bored." Roxas exclaimed. They were laying in Axel's room, on Axel's bed. "Isn't there anything to do here?"
"We could play video games." Axel suggested.
"Nah, we already beat all the games you own... twice."
"I'm bored... What do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"Okay, this is pathetic..."
"I agree."
"So what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"Okay, that's it!" Axel roared. "If you ask me what I wanna do, one more time, I'm going to go insane!"
"Well... we could always work out in the gym..."
"Obviously you've never been there have you?"
"No... I just got here, remember?"
"Okay, let me put it to this way; the AC is broke, there is only one weight, a broken treadmill, and a torn practice dummy."
"Dang... so, what do you wanna do?"
"AHH!!" Axel yelled, jumping off the bed. He then proceeded to run around in a few circles, then he through the wall, leaving an Axel sized hole in the wall, and the ran down the hallway screaming and waving his arms, like a deranged, drunken chicken.
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"Thanks for finding Axel for me, Larxene." Roxas said, leaving Larxene's room, with Axel clutched tightly in his hand, before she could blast them into oblivion.
Axel on the other hand, wasn't doing so good. "NOOOO!!" he cried, "I don' wanna go back! It doesn't like me! I know, it told me." Suddenly, Axel's cries ended, at the smell of food. "Pancakes?" He asked himself. "Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes, pancakes!" With that, he broke free of Roxas's grip, and ran down the hall once more, to the kitchen.
"Not again..." Roxas exclaimed, chasing his mentally unstable friend down the hall.
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Zexion had just finished cooking a five stack of butter-milk pancakes and put them down on the table, careful not to put them on the larger feasting table, when he realized he had left the syrup in the kitchen.
Taking advantage of this, Axel climbed out from underneath the table and grabbed the pancakes, then quickly ducked back underneath the table as he heard Zexion coming back.
Eying the table, Zexion noticed that his pancakes were missing. "Dammit!" He exclaimed, "First the syrup, now the pancakes," he grumbled, leaving the dining room to go and search the kitchen.
Finishing off the rest of the pancakes however, Axel climbed our from under the table again, and laid the empty plate back on the table.
Realizing that the pancakes were nowhere to be found in the kitchen, Zexion returned to find his empty pancake plate on the table with only a few crumbs left.
Bursting into the room, Roxas emerged from the doorway and hastily asked Zexion if he had seen Axel.
"He go insane again?" Zexion asked, shaking his head from side to side in pity. "At least now I know where my pancakes went."
"Oh my god, you let him have pancakes?" Roxas asked.
"I didn't let him, he must have hidden and taken them when I was looking for the syrup."
"Oh, good, because if he had had that much sugar... I don't even want to think about what might happen while he's in this state..." Roxas concluded. "Do you know which way he went?"
"Well, what time is it?" Zexion asked.
"I dunno, about half past three pm. Why?"
"Were lucky, Axel's favorite show is on."
"And how is that lucky? What, are we going to turn on a TV, and hope he comes running?"
"Yes, that is exactly what we are going to do."
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"This is never going to work ya' know." Roxas remarked.
"Just be quiet, I think he's coming." Zexion said.
"La la la, la la, Elmo's world!" Axel was singing, while skipping happily down the many halls of the castle. At that moment, Axel's keen hearing heard someone or something singing the same song he was. Looking around at his surroundings, Axel saw a TV set with Elmo on it, and a small bean bag chair. "Oh my god! It's three thirty! ELMOOOOO!!" Axel yelled, running towards the bean bag chair and abruptly sitting in it.
"Now!" Zexion ordered.
Roxas pulled a rope, and suddenly, a cage fell from the ceiling, trapping Axel inside.
"What happened to Elmo?" Axel yelled, banging his head on the metal bars of the cage.
"I'll take it from here." Roxas said, waving good bye at Zexion.
Noticing Roxas's comment, Zexion disappeared in a dark portal, probably going to his room.
With a snap of his fingers, Roxas summoned several dusks, who then began following Roxas while carrying Axel's cage, who had begun walking down the hallway.
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Putting Axel's cage in the middle of Axel's room, the dusks lined up, and bowed before Roxas before disappearing.
"I'm sorry Axel, this is for your own good," Roxas comforted his insane friend.
Axel didn't notice this however, since he was too depressed about losing Elmo. "Noooo!!" He cried, sounding more like a two-year-old every second. "I wanna watch Elmo! Elmo is my friend, he said so! Elmo loves me!"
"I can't believe that they are even allowed to put that on television," Roxas commented. After hooking up a video camera on the wall, and running a live feed directly to his own room, Roxas decided to take a shower, and change clothes, and then wait for his friend to recover.
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Two hours later, Roxas was having no such luck. His friend was still insane, and appeared to be arguing with himself about who was the bigger Elmo fan. The sad this is, he was losing the argument.
At that instant, Demyx burst into Roxas's asking if Axel was feeling better.
"Hate to break it to ya' Demyx, I think he's getting worse." Roxas said sadly.
"Hmm..." Demyx said, trying to process this new data, "Do you mind if I try something?" he asked.
"Sure, go ahead. I've already tried everything I could think of."
"Okay, stay here, I'll be back soon." Demyx replied, leaving the room.
Ten minutes later, Demyx and Axel both emerged from Roxas's doorway. Axel was eying Roxas angrily. "I can't believe you left me in there!" Axel roared at Roxas.
"Sorry," Roxas said calmly.
"Sorry?" Axel asked sarcastically,"Sorry doesn't even begin to cover it. Nuh uh! You owe me big time!"
"I guess your right," Roxas replied.
"Yeah, and your going to pay off your debt by taping me that episode of Elmo you made me miss!" Axel finished, leaving the room, probably to go check if Elmo was still on.
"He took that well," Demyx commented.
"Are you kidding?" Roxas asked sarcastically, "How the hell did you do it?"
"I walked in, asked how he was doing, and when he started laughing maniacally, I gave him a cookie."
"A cookie? What's that supposed to do?" Roxas asked rhetorically.
"Doih! Cookies make everything better!" Demyx answered.
With this, Roxas fell over backwards and landed with a loud "thump."
"I'll just be leaving now," Demyx said to his fainted friend, then swiftly left the room.
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Authors note: Hope you'll liked it! This one was a little longer than what I normally do, so review, and tell me whether or not you like it this way. This one had 1,300+ words, chapter two only had 700 something. Also, I don't own Elmo either. Additionally, if I misspelled "Elmo," don't shoot me. It's been forever since I actually watched the show...