A/N: Hey guys, Flotsum and Jinx here. Okay so this next story is most likely a one shot unless we get really bored again and decide to make more. First a quick reason behind this. On the drive to Mount Rushmore my portable DVD player died about two hours into the nine hour drive and we ended up playing this game where you have to use the letters of the alphabet to make a conversation or story. Here is ours. O by the way it may not make any sense but we thought it was funny so we decided to post it.

Disclaimer: We don't own any of the publicly recognizable characters.

Alice bit Charlie during every fellow graduate's hangover; instead Jasper killed Lauren Mallory next October precisely, quietly reaching steadily towards Ursula Vixen while x-raying your zipper.

Again Bella chased down Edward for graduation hugs. Instead Jasper kissed Laurent, maybe not on purpose. Quickly Ricardo started talking under violent winds. Xavier yelped zucchini.

After babbling Carlisle dug Esme from ground high igloos Jacob kidnapped Laurent Monday not on purpose. Quietly running Saturday through umbrellas violently winding xylophones yesterday Zippy…

Ate bulky chocolate dogs. Emmett found gags hanging in Jaspers kitchen. Laurent made no one peep quietly. Rosalie stalked Tristen under vain wigs. Xavier yawned zealously.

After Breakfast Charlie drove Edward from Granny's house into Jasper's Kitchen; Later mom nick-named Ophelia Prickly Qiana, rather sister talked unless Varsity waxed xenophobe young Zorro's.

A/N: Okay here they are. Please review!! Even if just to flame us! We love hearing what you think!!- Flotsum and Jinx