author: myinukoi
warning(s): shounen-ai; language
pairing(s): sasunaru.
disclaimer: i disclaim.
//summary;; Sasuke will do anything for Naruto... even smile. But only over the internet.
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Uchiha01 has just signed on.
Ram3nSpYraL has just signed on.
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Uchiha01: Naruto?
Ram3nSpYraL: teme? u online 2?
Uchiha01: Apparently...
Uchiha01: ...dobe.
Ram3nSpYraL: u alwayz call me dat. stupiiid punk...
Uchiha01: I'm ignoring that. Why didn't you show up to training today?
Ram3nSpYraL: i waz sic! i gotta cold...
Uchiha01: Need anything?
Ram3nSpYraL: a smyle would shur brightin mi day!
Uchiha01: Sorry. Fresh out of those.
Ram3nSpYraL: but sasuuuuke! iruka-sensi iz on a mishun. saku-chan visted but she just brung sum soup n left to stalk u. kaka-sensi just brought sum veggiez dat I threw out. now all u can do is IM me? fuk u teme.
Uchiha01: I first thought you were using IM-ing slang, but I'm really beginning to believe that you can't spell worth shit. No wonder Sakura and I always have to fill out mission reports. You brain is just dead tissue and fat.
Ram3nSpYraL: dis ur idea ov making me feel betta? itz not werkin...
Uchiha01: How can I make you feel better? You want me to come over there?
Ram3nSpYraL: hell naw! u live bout 3 miles away! i dun wantchu 2 deal wit dat. Just smyle bastard!
Uchiha01: Over the internet, dobe?
Ram3nSpYraL: yup. i dun need to c u 2 be abl to tel wether or not u mean it, teme! smyles r sunshine 4 da teeth!
Uchiha01: (:-D) ...Happy?
Ram3nSpYraL: No. u would neva grin lyk dat! Ur mucsles wuld split!!!
Uchiha01: (8D)...Better?
Ram3nSpYraL: ur eyes wuldn't be dat big. dats lyk a sakura smyle... do one of urs!
Uchiha01: This is my smile, dobe – (:\) That's the closest thing I'll ever come to a smile.
Ram3nSpYraL: ugh...ur helplez.
Uchiha01: Your spelling and grammar are helpless.
Ram3nSpYraL: y u...!!!
Uchiha01: ...
Ram3nSpYraL: smyle lyk dis –» (:D)
Uchiha01: (:D) That's not a smile I would grin...
Ram3nSpYraL: just becuz u wont show it don't mean its not dere sasuke.
Uchiha01: What?
Ram3nSpYraL: u'll smyle lyk dat for me one day teme. n wen dat day kumz, I'll be feeling really betta. i promise!
Uchiha01: Tch... dobe.
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- Uchiha01 has signed off.
- Ram3nSpYraL has signed off.
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Sasuke committed their conversation to memory. He even used his Sharingan at some of the 'smiles' that wiggled their way into the conversation.
When he was done, he worked his computer mouse with pale, elegant fingers until the ending result was the familiar Windows tune of the computer shutting down.
He dressed for bed, slowly and languidly, as he did every night. He was never one who chose to rush. His pale feet were soundless as they made their way to the traditional Uchiha bathroom that Sasuke, unwillingly, secluded for himself.
He brushed his teeth with the gentle but firm strokes of his dark blue toothbrush.
He then set out casual clothes that could be worn for tomorrow. Kakashi cancelled training due to Naruto's illness, and Sasuke wanted to check up on the blond and bring along an unexpected surprise.
After the nightly ritual was complete, he spent the next half-hour in the bathroom in front of his mirror, practicing his smiles.
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//author's notes;; The only reason I cam up with this fic was because I figured I could put a smiley face in the title. So I opened up my word processor and just worked this short oneshot from there.