Ronald Weasley was not a happy camper. His wife was gone; she'd been missing for a month. He had to deal with his idiot children on a daily basis. He would just slap them out of the way like he did Hermione, but they weren't as proficient in glamour spells.

He snorted into his firewhiskey, no one was as good at glamours as Hermione. Even he had to admit she really was the smartest witch of their age. And helpful, it was hell having to make his own food, and clean. He should send Pig out to find her. He grabbed a piece of parchment and with a shaking hand, started to write.

"Kill her with kindness," he mumbled under his breathe as the quill touched the parchment.

"Yesterday…I promised I was never gonna take you back. Baby, don't believe me. I said it like I meant it but I overreacted. Baby, don't you need me?"

He called Pig over to him, and carefully tied the note to the small owl's leg. "Take this to the bitch. Perfect fucking Hermione." He passed out as the owl flew out the window and into the darkness.

Hours later, he woke up to Pig pecking his hand mercilessly. Surprisingly, the owl had a letter tied to his leg. It looked to have been hastily tied.

"I won't back down." There was no signature, but he recognized her perfect tiny scrawl. He swore under his breathe. Ron went to write another letter, this time planning on not being so kind, but quickly realized that in his overly drunk state he wasn't able to control the quill. But tomorrow, tomorrow he'd follow Pig on his Firebolt. The hyper little owl would lead him straight to her. By tomorrow night the ingrate would be back, and he'd be able to get back to his normal life.

Author's note: Another short chapter that took far too long to write. I've never written from Ron's point of view before, so it was rather difficult. I had it written from Hermione's point of view originally, but I couldn't get it to work out right. Please tell me what you thought about this chapter. I moved away from my comfort zone, and I want to make sure I did ok with his character (which is rather OOC, as Ron isn't a drunkard in cannon).