A/N: TentenNTemari wrote this together! We think this is very funny.
We must've had heat stroke from being outside so long, but we made it up in a few hours in the sun.
In this story, TENTEN AND TEMARI ARE FRIENDS!
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto.
It was a day off of training in Konoha. Not to mention the sun was beating down so hard Temari could've sworn they were still in Suna. Tenten and Temari were sitting at Ichiraku Ramen.
Tenten yawned loudly. "I'm bored!" she complained.
"I know it's a day off training," Temari said, "But you should teach me one of those new jutsu you've been learning. I've heard your Sensei works you really hard. You must've learned something new recently."
Tenten stretched her arms and was about to say, "Nothing new at the moment," but then she got an evil, terrible idea to play a trick on her friend. "Yes," Tenten said, "Yes, we have. It's an Invisibility Jutsu. Neji and I just learned it."
"Seriously?" Temari asked. "Can you teach me?"
Tenten grinned. Luckily for her, Temari didn't notice the mischievous glint in her eye. "Sure, Temari," Tenten said. "Anything for my best friend!"
They stood up. "Okay, let's go somewhere where nobody can see us," Temari said. "How odd would it be if somebody saw us disappear?"
"Yeah, you're right," Tenten said. "Let's go to the training grounds where Gai-Sensei usually trains us."
Five Minutes Later, at the Training Grounds
"Okay," Tenten said. "Put your hands like this…" She showed Temari a hand sign, which she copied. "…Now, bend your head down and close your eyes… Invisibility Jutsu!" Tenten cried.
Suddenly, Temari realized she was staring at thin air. Tenten had vanished!
"You weren't kidding, that is cool!" Temari exclaimed. She bent her head down just as Tenten did and said, "Invisibility Jutsu!" Temari waited for a few seconds. She didn't feel any different. "Am I really invisible?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Tenten lied. "Wow, I can no longer see you! Want to go pull a few pranks?"
Temari smiled. "That's a wonderful idea. I know just who we should prank first…"
Five More Minutes Later, at the Sand Sibling's House
"Daniel, I'll never leave your side! Please forgive me! I didn't mean to hurt you!"
Temari and Tenten could hear voices coming from the TV as they crept into the house.
"Oh, Barbara, I love you more than life itself! Please say you'll marry me! We'll run away so that our parents will never find us!"
"Oh, Daniel!"
"Oh, Barbara!"
There was a loud smooching sound.
"Oh, gross," Temari whispered.
"Your brothers watch romance flicks?" Tenten asked. "Even Gaara?"
"What?!" Temari hissed, and looked at the couch. Sure enough, Gaara and Kankuro were sitting there. Gaara looked extremely disgusted while Kankuro sat there sniffling and wiping his eyes.
"That's so beautiful!" Kankuro wailed. "No love could be more pure; that's really…!" He sniffled again. "…love for you!"
Gaara glared at his brother. "How can you say that? This isn't even realistic!"
"Pass the tissues!" Kankuro whimpered.
"You used them all up," Gaara muttered, looking at the green and white tissue-covered floor.
"I'm not cleaning that up," Temari whispered to Tenten.
As the music in the TV swelled to a climax, Kankuro let out a large sob and collapsed on Gaara's shoulder. Gaara inched himself away from Kankuro. "Get off of me," he said, "You're creeping me out."
Kankuro ignored him and began to sob on the couch.
"Aw, he's so sensitive!" Tenten whispered.
"Well, that's one way to look at it," Temari replied. "He always gets this way with soap operas."
Gaara stood up and stalked into the other room. Temari and Tenten (well, Temari) seized their chance and snuck up behind the couch. Kankuro had his face buried his hands. Temari suppressed a giggle as she lifted Kankuro's hat into the air by its cat ears. Tenten tried not to laugh.
Kankuro raised his head almost instantly and whirled around to see Temari holding his hat with a triumphant look on her face. "Temari…? What are you doing?" he asked in confusion.
As Temari stared at Kankuro, she suddenly realized with horror that he was looking right at her. "Um," she said, "Can you see me?"
"Of course I can!" Kankuro said. "I'm not an idiot!"
"Can you… see anyone else?"
"Just you… and my hat! Now give it back!"
Temari flung the hat at Kankuro's tear-stained face and vaulted over the couch. Tenten and Temari ran out the door as they made their escape.
Once they were outside, Tenten reappeared. Temari raised an eyebrow at her friend. "Did you lie to me?" she asked.
"No!" Tenten exclaimed, lying again. "Of course not! It just wore off quickly because it's your first time doing it. You need more practice." Inside she chuckled at her trickery.
"Well… all right. If you say so," Temari sighed. "Since we're at my house, we should play a trick on Gaara next."
"Good idea. And you have to admit," Tenten laughed, "Watching Kankuro cry at a soap opera was pretty funny."
A/N:
Tenten: The end of the first chapter! I hope you all enjoyed it!
Temari: Okay, that was pretty silly, but we sure had a good time writing it! I love Kankuro and the Soap Opera! Good thinking, Tenten!
Tenten: Aw, thanks, Temari.
Sayonara! (We think that's spelled right. Don't kill us if it's spelled differently!)
(Please note that this wasn't ACTUALLY Tenten and Temari talking in the author's note, but two girls whose favorite characters are Tenten and Temari. See our profile.)
What trick will Temari attempt on Gaara? Will Gaara be angry? Is that a dumb question? And will Temari ever find out that she's NOT really invisible?
Find out in the next chapter!
(PS. I know there aren't any couples in the story so far, but hey it's only Chapter 1! There'll be couples soon!)