A/N: I will be taking requests on this one!!!
Disclaimer: Not mine...except the plot.
"Damn it, Cid!" Yuffie exclaimed, glaring at her now destroyed nails. "That's the last fucking time I help you with the Shera! My nails are shot to shit!"
Cid stuck his cigarette between his lips and examined his own nails...or lack thereof, rather. "Hell, you try workin' on that shit your whole life!" he bellowed back thrusting his hands in her face. "I can't even keep a good booger pickin' nail!"
Yuffie spewed the beer she was drinking onto the table, glancing apologetically at Tifa as she glared at her from behind the bar. "Cid!" she gasped out, trying to clean the beer off the table. "That's fucking gross!"
Cid shoved his index finger up his left nostril in an vain attempt to remove any encrusted mucus from it's walls. "Don't see what's so gross about it, Brat," he said, pulling his finger back out and wiping it on his shirt. "Everyone gets boogers and ya gotta get 'em out somehow."
"Civilized people use tissues, dumbass," she retorted, taking another drink. "It's still gross."
"Part of life, Princess," he sneered, taking a long drag and blowing smoke into the air. "Kinda like takin' a shit. Everyone does it."
Yuffie shuddered. "Yeah, well I don't care to know about the frequency or contents of your fecal matter nor the inhabitants of your nasal passages," she told him, pulling a disgusted face. She downed the rest of her beer and stood to her feet. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to change my Tampon before I'm left squelching in my own bodily fluids."
Cid spewed his beer out on the table, casting a glare at the ninja. "That is sick ass, Yuffie!"
Yuffie tossed him a glance over her shoulder as she walked to the bathroom. "Part of life, Captain!" she snickered as she slapped Tifa a high five.
A/N: Please review and leave a request for anything you wish to see tackled that is a disturbing Part of Life. I'll attempt to make it humorous. Heh heh!!!