Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.(shocking, I know)

A/N: This is my first fanfiction that I'm posting. It's a one-shot. Time Setting: team 7 are still genins and Sasuke hasn't gotten the cursed seal yet.

Team 7 was at their usual lunch spot, Ichiraku's, but something was off. Naruto has only had 15 bowls of ramen in the last 45 minutes, something's wrong with that!!!! Sakura and Sasuke stared as they watched Naruto type away on his laptop. Sakura, "uh…Naruto you've been on that thing for a while, what are you doing on there?"

Naruto gave his teammates a grin, "Updating our profiles."

Sasuke, "Profiles?"

Naruto gave a nod and continued typing, "There's a profile of all of us on Wikipedia, this cool website, and I'm updating it to make it more accurate." He gave this evil smirk and thunder boomed in the background as everything turned as obsidian black as Sasuke's eyes. As quickly as the creepy setting appeared it disappeared and Sasuke and Sakura did the ever famous anime sweat-drop.

The Kyuubi's very curious teammates leaned over on the stools on either side of him and saw that he was updating his profile. Sasuke, "Since when were you hokage, dobe?"

Naruto, "uh…..well, I will be!"

Sakura, "You're a complete idiot. Now lemme see that thing." The kunoichi managed to grab the laptop out of his hands with ease. Naruto glared at his shoes as Sakura began looking through their profiles. Now here's the thing, her face was turning red, reallyred.

Sasuke, "Hn…her face looks like a really red, ripe tomato. I wish I had a tomato right now. They taste so good. Tomato, tomato, tomato..."

Sakura gave a demonic smile, "Naruto?"

Naruto, "H-hai, Sakura-chan?"

Sakura's right eye began to twitch, "Do you remember what you typed on here?"

Naruto, "Ano….i…."

Sakura, "IT FREAKING SAYS THAT I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND, I'M WEAK, THAT MY FOREHEAD IS ABNORMALLY HUGE, IT'S CREEPY THAT MY HAIR IS PINK, THAT IT'S ANNOYING TO SAVE ME ALL THE TIME, AND…AND…." The girl took a breath.

Now while she was ranting, Mr.Avenger decided to look at his profile. He turned towards Naruto, his Sharingan on and hissed. "It says that my hair looks like a chicken's butt because I use too much hair gel, my other name is teme, I'm not as strong as you, I'm emo and I have revenge issues."

The blonde's team mates looked at each other and started to smirk. Sasuke dragged Naruto to a nearby cliff while Sakura broke into Naruto's apartment and quickly stole a certain item of his.

"What are you guys doing!" shouted the fox.

Sakura held what appeared to be a statue of ramen. "I found this in your room"

Sasuke smirked as Sakura chucked the statue over the cliff. Naruto, "NO, THE RAMEN GODDESS WILL BE MAD AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!" He then proceeded to jump off the cliff, landing in water.

Sasuke and Sakura shrugged and walked away. Sasuke, "Sakura, do you wanna go to the tea shop with me?" He stuffed his hands in his pockets and looked the other way. Sakura could've sworn she saw a blush, but it quickly disappeared.

Sakura, "I'd love to Sasuke-kun!" She then smiled as she linked her arm in his, surprisingly he didn't protest.

"I FOUND THE STATUE! BUT IT'S SOAKING WET! DON'T WORRY OH GREAT RAMEN GODDESS I WILL FIX IT!!!!!!!!"

Sakura, "Next time we chuck him off a cliff with pointy rocks at the bottom"

Sasuke, "Hn."

A/N: Thanx 4 rding. Pls review, no flaming.(which means u can say my story sux, but i don't need people calling it $h!t)